04.30.14

Scherzer To S.I. : How Dare You Bring Up The Subject Everyone’s Wondering About?

Posted in Baseball, Sports Journalism at 9:58 pm by

“Why would a man turn down $144 million at the peak of his career? That’s the question Albert Chen asked Max Scherzer, who rejected a lucrative multi-year extension offer from the Detroit Tigers before the start of the season.”  That’s Sports Illustrated’s sales pitch for their current issue, one in which Tigers starter Sherzer is featured on the magazine cover featuring a headline reading, “Mad Max’s $

Possible Celeb Spokesperson For Madden 2015 ID’d

Posted in Video Games at 3:42 pm by

(via Anaorak.co.uk.  I’m pretty sure he could beat me, either way)

04.29.14

J.J. Reddick : Nearly A Victim Of Donald Sterling’s Racism

Posted in Basketball, Racism Corner at 6:27 pm by

While NBA Commissioner Adam Silver’s decision earlier today to issue a lifetime ban against Clippers owner Donald Sterling is being widely hailed, Yahoo Sports’ Adrian Wojnarowski points out that while Sterling has long held white players in low esteem, said POV, “cut to the heart of his stereotypical stances on athleticism and strength and talent.”

Mostly, he’s never loved paying white players. In that way, he has an absolute plantation prism with which he sees players: He always preferred long, strong, physical players. To him, that’s a basketball player: Big, black and strong.

When Sterling became reluctant to honor Rivers’ sign-and-trade agreement for J.J. Redick, there was a belief race played a factor. As one league source said, “He thought it was too much to pay for a white player.”

Yes, Sterling didn’t want to so easily part with Eric Bledsoe, despite Rivers telling him they could never afford to pay Bledsoe in restricted free agency next summer. That was part of it, yes, but those who knew Sterling – who had history with him – believed largely that his disdain for paying $7 million per year for a white player caused him pause.

Random Amazon Browsing (On The Path To Higher Consciousness)

Posted in Baseball at 4:00 pm by

OK, “random” is just code for “stolen from Nate Knabel’s status update”. Either way, FUCK THE KINDLE VERSION. This one’s getting droned to my doorstep no matter what.

04.28.14

Kareem On Sterling : The Sexy Nanny Set Him Up

Posted in Basketball, Sports Journalism at 10:16 pm by

Make no mistake, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (above, far left) has little sympathy for pathetic Clippers owner Donald Sterling, but writing for Time, the former Roger Murdock likens the actions of Sterling’s paramour V. Stiviano to that of “a sexy nanny playing ‘pin the fried chicken on the Sambo.’”) (“She blindfolded him and spun him around until he was just blathering all sorts of incoherent racist sound bites that had the news media peeing themselves with glee”).

Didn’t we just call to task the NSA for intruding into American citizen’s privacy in such an un-American way? Although the impact is similar to Mitt Romney’s comments that were secretly taped, the difference is that Romney was giving a public speech. The making and release of this tape is so sleazy that just listening to it makes me feel like an accomplice to the crime. We didn’t steal the cake but we’re all gorging ourselves on it.

Let’s be outraged that we weren’t more outraged when his racism was first evident. Let’s be outraged that private conversations between people in an intimate relationship are recorded and publicly played. Let’s be outraged that whoever did the betraying will probably get a book deal, a sitcom, trade recipes with Hoda and Kathie Lee, and soon appear on Celebrity Apprentice and Dancing with the Stars.

The big question is “What should be done next?” I hope Sterling loses his franchise. I hope whoever made this illegal tape is sent to prison.

Zirin : If You’re Shocked By Donald Sterling, You Haven’t Been Paying Attention

Posted in Basketball, Racism Corner at 4:01 pm by

While praising Michael Jordan for the Charlotte owner speaking out against the uber-creepy Donald Sterling, The Nation’s Dave Zirin adds, “it is impossible to take any owner seriously that they are ‘shocked’ or ‘outraged’ by Sterling’s surreptitiously recorded statement, because ‘news’that Donald Sterling is racist qualifies as news only if you’ve been living on a hermetically sealed space station for the last decade.” Or more likely, you simply don’t follow sports very closely.

Even Clippers coach Doc Rivers’s comment that when he took the job last year—he didn’t know that Sterling was a bigot but “probably should have”—strains credulity. Sterling, with a great deal of attendant publicity, has been a racist in both word and deed for some time. His statements about African-Americans, Latinos and Asians—not to mention his misogyny—are exceeded only by his much-protested practices as a discriminatory slumlord.

Many people have not only expressed “shock” at Sterling’s words but also have said variations of “I have never heard anything like this from owners in the NBA.” I cannot speak to whether or not this is true. It is certainly possible that Donald Sterling is the only owner who seems to be in a constant state of arousal, fear and rage at what he calls the “beautiful black bodies” of the NBA. But every owner, as well as former commissioner David Stern—whose paternalism was called out by Dwyane Wade during the 2011 NBA lockout—needs to carry the burden of having counted this person as a colleague for so long. And lest we forget, Donald Sterling’s great benefactor, friend and partner was the late Dr. Jerry Buss, the owner of the Lakers, a person who was universally mourned without criticism after he passed away.

In his press conference, new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver was asked by ESPN writer J.A. Adande about why, given his racist history, Sterling had never been sanctioned. Silver, in his best impression of Mark McGwire said, “I am not here to talk about the past.” But an NBA ownership structure that would tolerate a man like Donald Sterling for so long is, frankly, intolerable.

Mushnick’s Curious Defense Of Donald Sterling’s Racism : Ageism

Posted in Basketball, Racism Corner, Sports Journalism at 10:47 am by

Longtime NBA followers, executives, employees and media know Clippers owner Donald Sterling as a moneyed fool. Not a terrible man, but a jerk with dough who likes to show off, pop off and, increasingly, think too late, if at all. He’s someone best — and easily — ignored, especially at 81.

Well, not anymore.

Yes, what he allegedly said was painful, indefensible and inexcusable, except why would we expect him, at 81, to be less loony and more discreet and clear-headed than he was at 75 or 78?

Visit any assisted living facility. Or think of that aunt or uncle all of us have known and suffered with a wince because we knew they were off. And they come in all races.

Not everyone, at 81, should reasonably or humanely be held accountable for whatever ugly comments come out their mouths._ Phil Mushnick, New York Post, 4/28/14

I think those denied housing in Sterling’s properties by virtue of their race would describe as something worse than a monied jerk. But putting aside the question of whether or not the embattled Clippers owner is the worst person on the planet versus merely an exposed racist du jour, let’s consider Phil’s argument that no one should take the rantings of an elderly person seriously, nor should the that person be held accountable.

As of this writing, there’s 3 U.S. Senators over the age of 80. There’s 11 over the age of 75. The guy who owns Phil’s newspaper is 83. Rather than finding a way to shrug off the racist sentiments of a guy who has hiring/firing power and owns a major sports franchise in the country’s second biggest market, why doesn’t Mushnick insist Rupert Murdoch be shipped off to an assisted care facility, before he says or does something really fucking stupid?

04.27.14

You Can Still Be A Racist Even If Leon Issac Kennedy Is One Of Your Best Friends

Posted in Basketball, Racism Corner, Sports Journalism at 6:06 pm by

“Donald Sterling is a prince among men,” says Leon Isaac Kennedy, who starred in the Penitentiary series of movies in the ’70s and ’80s. “I’ve been his friend for 25 years.” At dinner, the emcee updates the crowd on the Lakers, who are losing to Houston in a crucial playoff game. With Sterling in attendance, guests aren’t sure whether to boo or cheer. But when the Clippers owner rises to speak, he is gracious. “I really have a special feeling for this organization,” he says. He’s a major donor, contributing $10,000 to $15,000 this year alone, according to chapter president Leon Jenkins.

Sterling doesn’t stay to hear all the speakers — his entourage is at the hotel bar watching the game — but while speaking, he holds his two-handled trophy cup aloft. And he smiles that smile, the almost smirk you see in photo after photo of the man associates call The Donald. It’s smooth and self-satisfied and says not just that the guy behind it makes his own rules but that he’s won yet another round. Tell him he can’t move his team, and he’ll move it anyway. Complain that he’s a cheapskate, and he’ll spend just enough to maintain the profit margin he wants. Sue him for sexual harassment or housing discrimination, and he’ll buy your silence with a hefty cash settlement. Call him a racist, and he’ll show you an eminent civil rights organization lauding his accomplishments.

While it seems Saturday’s tape recording released by TMZ merely contained highlights of an extended argument between Donald Sterling and alleged girlfriend V. Stiviano, Deadspin’s premiere of additional audio will make it especially difficult for Sterling or the Clippers to claim he’s a victim of editing tomfoolery.   And while it would appear the Worldwide Leader is a mere observer in the rush to playback Sterling’s private conversation, full credit to ESPN The Magazine’s Peter Keating for sounding a rather loud alarm about Sterling’s history / worldview some 5 years ago.

Tuesday Night In Brooklyn : A Benefit For End Tymes IV

Posted in Air Traffic Controllers, Internal Affairs, New York, New York, record collector disease, Rock Und Roll at 12:25 pm by

NYC friends/associates/people I pretend to like : the event above benefits a worthy endeavor and features the an-all-too rare east coast appearance by Shawn David McMillen and his new Austin backing ensemble, the Melbourne/NY collision of Modra (check your Bogan Dust & Grey Daturas family trees, Pete Frame), United Waters (feat. Brian Sullivan of Mouthus) and in their first New York appearance since 1999, volume-in-lieu-of-ideas duo Air Traffic Controllers.

04.26.14

Gibson : Larry Bowa Wanted To Watch Oliver Perez Take His Shirt Off

Posted in Baseball, Fashion at 4:31 pm by

If that’s not the most out-of-context CSTB headline in a long while, I’m gonna have to try a little harder.  With more details on Oliver Perez’ Friday night wardrobe malfunction versus the Phillies, ladies and gentlemen, here’s  MLB.com’s former Barry Bonds confidante Barry M. Bloom :

The four umpires met and Wegner told Perez to remove the shirt, which had slits in each sleeve. On the way to the dugout, he dropped the ball, flipped his glove to the ground and began disrobing, returning to pitch without a shirt beneath his white D-backs jersey.

Howard singled and Perez was removed from the game for right-hander Brad Zeigler.

“[The umpire] said that one sleeve was longer than the other and he had a little tear in it,” D-backs manager Kirk Gibson said. “There was nothing we could do about it. The rule says it’s supposed to be the same length, the same color. And it can’t be flapping. I have a pretty good idea whose call that was in the other dugout and it wasn’t Sandberg.”

When asked if he was talking about Phillies bench coach Larry Bowa, Gibson respnded: “You figure it out!”