11.29.07
The Man’s Harassment Of Tony La Genius
Much as I’d like to presume Cardinals skipper Tony La Russa just needed a little more rest last March, surely he knows better than anyone else exactly how many stray cats and dogs are killed each year by drunk motorists?

I didn’t need visual proof that there’s a law school graduate dumb enough to submit to field sobriety tests, but it would be less satisfying if it was anyone other than Tony.