Can’t Stop The Bleeding

6 Responses to “Attention Scott Van Pelt : This Is How A Real Operator Makes His Move”

1. The Zoner says:

   7/2/2008 at 9:39 am

   “Believe it or not, I am a catch.” Not. That is hilarious though.
2. ro50 says:

   7/2/2008 at 11:08 am

   A few words come to mind when I listen to that clip:

   1. awesome
   2. alarming
   3. ground breaking
   4. innovative
   5. inspiring
   6. futuristic
   7. unorthodox

   This truly may be the new standard for all future answering machine messages.
3. Doug Schoemer says:

   7/2/2008 at 11:21 am

   I want to know what his screenplay’s about. “My Big Fat Greek Ego”?
4. kt says:

   7/2/2008 at 11:24 am

   perhaps my experience with women is more limited that i realize but i’ve found that the following phrases:

   “here’s how it’s gonna work…”
   and
   “THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME”

   are pretty much turnoffs.

   but kudos for suggesting that maybe the reason for not returning a call is mental imbalance.
5. Rog says:

   7/2/2008 at 12:00 pm

   Isn’t ‘I’m writing a script’ just a euphamism for masturbation?
6. nazz nomad says:

   7/2/2008 at 12:38 pm

   what a douchebag.