Wed - August 18, 2004
About As Much Fun As Shooting Yourself In the Face...
...that's
how I'd describe Page 2's turgid series of e-mail correspondence between
two unfunny dudes with absolutely rotten taste in music, movies, TV,
lady-humans and sports, Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman.
Other than the fact they'd make great
roomies, there's nothing revelatory here. "90210", Dokken, Josie Moran's tits,
"Singles" vs. "Reality Bites" (correct answer - they both sucked), painful
self-referential crud all over the place. Seperately, these guys are hard to
stomach. Together, well, let me put it this way : if their correspondence was
instead an overheard conversation at a diner, cinema or airline terminal, police
would need dental records to identify the bodies.
I'm not challenging the right of
either individual to share their dimwitted likes & dislikes with the rest of
the world (though I'm not exactly prepared to defend said right to the death,
either, but as great debates go, it's not exactly Shapely-Curtis. It's not
even Gore-Stockdale-Quayle.
Posted at 01:24 PM
Dreifort Done For Year
Perhaps Guillermo Mota wasn't so expendable after
all. With a torn ACL, Dodgers reliever Darren Dreifort is facing the 9th and
10th operations of his playing
career.From MLB.com :
Dr. Frank Jobe plans to
have Dreifort wait two weeks before an operation, to allow swelling in the knee
to subside. He said that this surgery ordinarily is not considered
career-threatening, but he's never come across a Dodger with a more checkered
medical history. "He
has not done well as far as connective tissue," said
Jobe.Here's the medical
history: Dreifort has undergone two Tommy John elbow reconstructions, a right
knee reconstruction, four arthroscopic knee operations and one arthroscopic
right hip operation. The next two operations would make
10. Here are the
financial implications: Dreifort is guaranteed $13 million in salary in 2005,
plus $400,000 of a $2 million signing bonus in the final year of a five-year,
$55 million contract. Since he signed that contract, he has undergone or needed
six operations, while winning nine
games. Here are the
bullpen implications: Dreifort's injury, combined with the departure of Mota,
leaves manager Jim Tracy's previously well-defined relief roles leading to
closer Eric Gagne in disarray. Tracy said that any combination of rookies Yhency
Brazoban and Duaner Sanchez and journeyman Giovanni Carrara could be used, but
said that he would consider adding Edwin Jackson when he returns from a minor
league rehab assignment that starts on Wednesday night.
Posted at 01:06 PM
Tue - August 17, 2004
Burrell Delays Surgery, Bowa Goes Comatose
Tied with the Marlins and trailing the Cubs,
Giants and Padres by 4 1/2 in the Wild Card hunt, the Phillies are holding out
hope that Pat Burrell might yet hit again this season. The left-fielder,
suffering from an injured left wrist, sought a second opinion from doctors
yesterday in Baltimore. Medical experts did not say "you're ugly, too",
though it would've been funny if they did. Seriously, though, Philadelphia are
only two games closer to contention than the Mets, and Burrell is considering
playing down the stretch one-handed. So maybe he's not so smart, either.
The Philadelphia Daily News' Bernard
Fernandez wrote yesterday about the gloom surrounding the Phillies.
What's really depressing is
that this $93 million roster, following yesterday's 3-1 loss to the San
Francisco Giants at sold-out but sullen Citizens Bank Park, has attained
mediocrity at 59-59. With only seven victories in their last 20 games, the odds
against a return to contention for the Phillies are up there with hitting the
Powerball lottery, discovering the lost continent of Atlantis on your next trip
to the Jersey shore, or using that old high-school chemistry kit in the attic to
clone a T-Rex.The
Phillies are now 8 ½ games behind Atlanta in the National League East and 4
½ behind in the wild-card race, but needing to catch and pass three teams,
all healthier and hotter than
them."It's not panic
time yet," catcher Mike Lieberthal said with the straight face of someone who
knows he's holding a losing hand but hopes to somehow bluff his way to the pot.
"It's not September yet. The only way we're going to get to the playoffs is if
we start winning, like, right now. We've got to go on a streak and get hot. The
games are dwindling
down."And how. Manager
Larry Bowa, the one-time firebrand whose public demeanor has turned milquetoast
as the defeats have mounted, is said to be under instructions from the front
office not to erupt like Krakatoa and get himself tossed out of any more games.
So if you were expecting Bo to go ballistic during a meeting on the mound after
pitcher Vicente Padilla walked Barry Bonds in the seventh inning, which set up a
two-run, go-ahead rally by the Giants, you probably are disappointed. Bowa said
his piece to plate umpire Mark Carlson, but he didn't wave his arms, fling his
cap or, presumably, spew
expletives.It's almost
as if there has been an invasion of the body snatchers in the manager's office
and Bowa has been taken over by - yikes - Terry
Francona."We have to be
able to go through tough times," Bowa, or the pod person resembling him, said in
a monotone after the Phillies had managed only five hits off the eminently
hittable Brett Tomko and three relievers. "That's why you play in a city like
this. You have to be mentally tough in this city because they're going to get
you. One way or another, they're going to get you. If you don't have tough skin,
you'll melt."
Posted at 04:47 PM
Who Killed Bambi : Looper, Ginter & DeJean
Ordinarily, I'd say whatever these clowns do off
the field makes no difference to me (especially if they have good lawyers), but
this item from MLB.com is akin to a nuclear
attack on one's intelligence. Is it
asking too much for the action-starved denizens of the Shea bullpen &
clubhouse to stick to a simple golfing obsession? Or gambling? Or in the case
of a certain disabled catcher/1B, a fixation with the lamer aspects of
prog-metal? At least those pursuits, while all questionable on one level or
another, don't result in the slaughter of defenseless forest critters.
On
the other hand, were an arrow to fly astray and pierce the flesh of Captain
Fucko (above), I suppose I could be convinced that archery has some redeeming
value.
Posted at 04:22 PM
Yanks Pick Up Spencer
The Yankees have shown an inexplicable soft spot
for one-time phenom Shane Spencer, signing the liquored-up outfielder to a minor league
contract.Though his Flushing
tenure was far shorter than that of Darryl Strawberry, Doc Gooden or David Cone,
Spencer did his best to cram several embarrassing incidents as a Met into a
short span and for that alone, has probably earned himself an invite to a futue
Yankees Old-Timers Day.
Posted at 01:56 PM
Flying Feline Grounded
Newsday's Merle English reports on the Parks Department's attempts to squash the scariest act
in Queens since David Cone whipped it out in the Mets bullpen.
The death-defying,
high-diving cat act has been scratched from the Cole
Brothers
Circus.
Rincon aka Supercat, the Siamese aerialist, is unlikely to repeat in New York
City its famous five-story leap from the pinnacle of the Big Top onto a pillow
held by its
trainer.
Last month, just days before the Florida-based circus was to open in Queens,
State Sen. Carl Kruger (D-Brooklyn) asked the Parks Department to bar the circus
from city parks, contending that the cat was forced to risk its life, jumping 50
feet. Monday, Kruger
issued a news release saying he received a letter from Parks Commissioner Adrian
Benepe stating Cole Brothers agreed to eliminate the act from the
show. "It's a credit to
Commissioner Benepe that he saw the merits of my argument," Kruger said in an
interview. "Hopefully, it closes a chapter and prevents any further abuse and
mistreatment." Renee
Storey, a Cole Brothers vice-president, confirmed that she told parks officials
"if the Parks Department is unhappy with the diving cat part of the performance,
even though everything is fine, we would eliminate this from the performance."
The issue is moot this year, she said, because the show has ended in New
York. Every year, the
circus acts are subject to review, Storey explained, so the cat may not be
back. Kruger wants
more. He said he asked the Parks Department to reconsider granting the circus a
permit next year because a tiger escaped from the circus grounds in Forest Park
in July, tying up traffic on the Jackie Robinson
Parkway. Storey said if
the circus is barred, "It would be a terrible disappointment to the thousands of
people that come." Rincon, a stray cat its trainer brought from Brazil, has
performed at the circus for four years "by popular demand," Storey
said.
Posted at 10:49 AM
Brian Cashman, Punching Bag
Maybe you haven't given the New York Times Corp.
your personal details. Or perhaps you'd rather wait for the book. Assuming you
don't fall into either of the above categories, I highly recommend the Times' excerpts from Buster Olney's "The Last Night
Of The Yankee Dynasty". Over the past year and half, we've seen
extended reportage on the sort of tsuris foisted upon Billy Beane, Theo Epstein and J.P. Ricciardi. Cashman has
more rings than all of them combined (OK, they don't have any) and if Olney's
treatment is anything to go by, he might have the most unpleasant working
conditions by a large margin as well.
An excruciating noise often
jarred Mary Cashman out of her sleep; she once described it to a friend as
sounding as if her husband was "chewing on marbles." Brian Cashman's
teeth-grinding intensified whenever the Yankees were going through a difficult
stretch or playing in the
postseason.
Cashman, the team's general manager, was a chronic worrier anyway, and then
something would go wrong with the team and in the middle of the night his upper
and lower jaws would grate like ice in a
blender.Dentists
advised him that a mouth guard might save his teeth, but he fretted that the
guard would leave him perpetually cotton-mouthed, a common side effect. Anyway,
he figured the problem would stop as soon as he changed jobs - and George
Steinbrenner's general managers tended to come and go like pizza delivery
men.Steinbrenner hated
to lose, but he distrusted success, convincing himself that it would make his
employees soft. When the Yankees won he pushed even harder, became more intense,
his explosions more unpredictable, and it was no small matter to stand in the
teeth of a Category 5 Steinbrenner rant. Getting yelled at by the Boss, one
employee said, "is like being hit by a machine gun. Rapid fire, coming at you
pretty hard. He's a loud talker, and it feels like he's screaming at you, even
when he isn't. And he's demeaning." You IDIOT, how could you do something SO
IDIOTIC? Everyone IN THE WORLD is going to see what an IDIOT you
are.Physically, Cashman
seemed cast for the role of a cerebral general manager: after seven weeks in
Florida for spring training, his pale-white complexion would hardly have
changed; college buddies called him Powder. He was about 5 feet 7 inches, with
the bulk once gained through weight lifting now gone; he was almost
frail-looking. Cashman had trouble keeping pounds on his body because there was
the small problem of remembering to eat between phone
calls.The 2001 season
was the last on Cashman's contract, and he was getting fed up. His days at
Yankee Stadium lasted 15 hours, and even when the team played road games and he
could go home at night, Steinbrenner's presence in his life was constant. He
called during games and after games and late at night, complaining that the
Yankees weren't good enough, warning Cashman that he was responsible for the
mess. Steinbrenner sometimes ordered him to fly to Tampa immediately, or to join
the team on the road, with little or no explanation. And sometimes, when Cashman
or another executive rushed to Florida for a command performance, Steinbrenner
would ask why he was there.
Posted at 12:46 AM
Mon - August 16, 2004
Glove Shows Zero Love For Celts
The Boston Herald's Mark Murphy reports on Gary Payton's reluctance to report to Boston.
Gary Payton's agent
yesterday questioned comments by his client in a Southern California newspaper
that the guard may ``quit'' rather than report for duty with the Celtics this
fall.
``Right
now he's thinking about what is best for his family but there is no timetable
right now,'' Aaron Goodwin said of Payton, who was dealt from the Los Angeles
Lakers to the Celtics two weeks ago as part of a six-player swap.
According
to Goodwin, Payton has not made up his mind about playing for the Celtics.
Payton was quoted
in yesterday's Riverside Press-Enterprise as saying that the Celtics, ``ain't
going to get nothing. It's about respect. (The Lakers) didn't respect me. Why
should I respect them?''
Payton
also told the paper that he wanted to be traded to the Minnesota Timberwolves,
the Los Angeles Clippers or the Houston Rockets.
Goodwin
expressed surprise that Payton, so quickly after returning from the weeklong
cruise Friday, had time to give an interview.
``I
talk to Gary every day, and the situation has nothing to do with Boston,''
Goodwin said. ``The issue is one, that this all occured while he was on vacation
and two, that this (trade) occured after he was assured by the Lakers that they
wanted him to stay.
``Those
are the bigger issues. The Lakers didn't keep their word to him. But right now
he hasn't even digested the fact that he's been traded. He respects the Boston
organization, and he sees this as a good opportunity.
``But
the Celtics and Lakers were both aware that he wasn't going to be back in time
to take the physical. I wanted to give him the opportunity to come back and
discuss this with his family. The stunner here isn't playing for Boston. The
stunner is what the Lakers did.''
Goodwin
said that if the Lakers hadn't told Payton they wanted him back for next year,
the 36-year-old veteran would not have exercised the $5.4 million option on his
contract.
According
to the agent, the Oakland native would have then looked into returning ``home''
by pursuing an opportunity with Golden State.
Payton,
on the other hand, told the Press-Enterprise that he was willing to forfeit the
final $5.4 million.
``I
don't care about that,'' Payton said. ``If it goes down, I'll quit. I can go on
and do something else.
``I
wasn't going to Boston to take a physical. I ain't going to move my family no
more. I can't take my family to Boston. It ain't no disrespect to Boston.''
One
aspect is clear, however. Payton is furious with the Lakers.
``They
used me so they could get other players,'' he said. ``Boston is going to lose
out on this. They ain't going to get nothing.''
Not that I have any experience in
such matters, but given Payton's history of getting angry at his employers,
coaches, teammates, etc., perhaps Danny Ainge and Doc Rivers could've sought
some assurance that the Glove was willing to accept the trade? There had to be
some way of doing so without tampering.
It would be shame if anything was
implied by Payton and Rick Fox preferring to retire rather than play for Boston
(though unlike Barry Bonds, Fox has spent more than a little time in the city).
Posted at 11:57 PM
Rule No. 7 - No Dry Humping
This is the lamest thing I've ever seen.
There's
no finer example of an affluent society run amok than adults paying $30 a head
to lay amidst other pajama-clad dopes, trying to find some emotional epiphany
(either that or the sort of frottage poor people have to cop on the subways at
rush hour). Seriously, if the
organizers behind this scam can charge $30 a cuddle, the $200 glory hole can't
be far behind.
Posted at 11:17 PM
If It Keeps A Microphone Out Of His Hands, I'm All For It
ESPN is reporting that Deion Sanders, 37,
legendary foe of Carlton Fisk and Tim McCarver, and one of the most heralded, if
not downright contact-phobic players in NFL history, is considering a comeback with the Baltimore
Ravens.Though I can't
possibly think of a positive spin for this story, it would be nice if the Ravens
excused Sanders from road trips so he can spend more time with Roger Clemens'
family.
Posted at 09:39 PM
Who Stole The Soul?
I'm not sure which part of this story is more
offensive, that a respected chronicler of rock history like the
Miller Brewing Company fucked up by not recognizing a single Black
artist, or that none of the beer company's commemorative cans feature
the likenesses of Robert Pollard, Lee Ving or Mike Doskocil,
From CNN.com :
Miller Brewing is
celebrating the "50th Anniversary of Rock 'n' Roll" with eight commemorative
beer cans that feature Rolling Stone cover shots of Elvis Presley, Blondie and
others.What's missing,
some say, is a black
artist.Robert Thompson,
a professor of pop culture at Syracuse University, called the absence "beyond
conspicuous," because black artists often are credited with inventing rock 'n'
roll."It would be like
doing a set of cans of six great Impressionist painters and not including any
French people on it," he said. "It leaves out an enormous
amount."The promotion,
which ties rock's anniversary to Presley's debut at Sun Studios, also depicts
Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard and Willie Nelson, as well as the guitars of
Eric Clapton and Joe Walsh, on cans being issued this summer by the brewer and
the magazine.Gary
Armstrong, chief marketing officer for Rolling Stone publisher Wenner Media,
said race wasn't a consideration when choosing the
artists."We didn't even
consciously think pro or con, the same way that the only woman on there is
Blondie. We just went with the people that we thought were appropriate," he
said. "We went through (the covers) and said these people we don't think are
appropriate, or wouldn't appeal to Miller
drinkers."Miller
spokesman Scott Bussen said the company started with a broad wish list, but its
choices were limited to Rolling Stone
covers."I'm sure that
our objective was to get as diverse a representation of musical acts as well as
diversity," he
said.Armstrong noted
that Rolling Stone wasn't around for the birth of rock 'n' roll -- it debuted in
1967, years after many formative black artists of the genre emerged. And some
artists who appeared on its covers balked at being associated with a promotion
involving alcohol, he
said."These are the
artists that gave us approval to use their images on the beer cans," Miller
spokeswoman Molly Reilly
said.Six of the initial
10 inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland in 1986 were
black, including Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles and Little
Richard.I'll only note that
Blondie is a band, Deborah Harry is a woman and Joe Walsh is neither.
Posted at 05:44 PM
Meaningless Game Highlighted By Meaningful Brawl
Jack Etkin of the Rocky Mountain News writes
about the Joe Kennedy the Pirates haven't heard of.
The Colorado Rockies'
attack consisted of five singles, two of which never left the infield, some
harsh words and a few
punches.They ended
their trip meekly, losing 3-0 to the Pittsburgh Pirates on Sunday.
What the Rockies hope is that an incident in the fourth inning - when pitcher
Joe Kennedy hit Jason Kendall with a pitch, those two fought briefly and the
teams pushed and shoved once the benches emptied - might have a residual
benefit.
"It's just nice to see emotion on the ballclub," manager Clint Hurdle said.
"It's the first time we've been on the field (in a melee) in two years. It
doesn't bother me at all. Good, old-fashioned hardball in the heat of
summer."Kendall was hit
with a pitch Saturday night by Jamey Wright. Indeed, Kendall twice has led the
league in getting hit by pitches. This year, he has been hit 14 times and is
tied for third in the league. Kendall wears a protective pad on his left arm
that runs from just below to just above his
elbow.As Kendall headed
toward first base, Kennedy came toward the plate and moved his left shoulder
forward, as if to gesture toward home plate umpire Paul Nauert that Kendall was
turning in toward the
ball."I was just trying
to go in on him in that situation," Kennedy said. "He dives and leans over the
plate, and it got him. I was yelling at the umpire (that) (Kendall) needs to get
out of the way, and he came after me. It wasn't directed toward Kendall at
all."Kennedy called his
outburst a "heat-of-the-moment" reaction and said he was upset at putting
another runner on base. Asked again whether he directed a comment toward
Kendall, Kennedy said, "No. It was all at the
umpire."That would not
appear to be the case, judging from comments from Kendall, Hurdle, Pirates
manager Lloyd McClendon and crew chief Randy
Marsh.Kendall said that
Kennedy, clearly not talking to Nauert, said, "(Bleep) you. Get the (bleep) out
of the way."Marsh said,
"Kennedy yelled something that I think got Jason fired up." When what Kennedy
supposedly hollered at Kendall was repeated to Marsh, the umpire said, "That's
pretty
accurate."McClendon
said of Kennedy, "He said some things I can't repeat. But it was certainly
unwarranted, particularly from a rookie pitcher, who ought to just keep his
mouth shut and pitch the game. He'll
learn."Kennedy is by no
means a rookie and after this season will have three-plus years of service and
be eligible for arbitration. If McClendon wasn't aware of that, neither was
Kendall. He said at the scouting meeting at the start of the series to go over
the Colorado pitchers, when Kennedy's name came up, "I didn't know if he was a
lefty or a
righty."Hurdle said he
told Nauert that he heard Kennedy "clear as day," but told Nauert what the
umpire heard Kennedy say to Kendall wasn't what Hurdle
heard.Kendall was
immediately ejected. But Kennedy stood with catcher J.D. Closser along the first
base line while Hurdle conferred with
Nauert."I still don't
get how a guy can charge the mound, a pitcher can stand there, take the blow and
he gets thrown out of the game," Hurdle said. "Their point was if he wouldn't
have had a verbal altercation, that wouldn't have happened. I dispute
that."
Posted at 05:29 PM
No Respect For Captain Fucko
One of the few things Art Howe has done right
recently has been to keep LHP John Franco out of games. Said
strategy has not gone unnoticed by the Mets' captain, writes the NY
Post's Joel Sherman. It
feels as if Jesse Orosco has pitched more recently for the Mets than John
Franco. At least it feels that way for Franco, who is on the roster in name only
these days. "It's been
three weeks," Franco said yesterday. "There has to be some place I can
pitch." But he hasn't.
Franco worked an inning in Milwaukee on Aug. 5, and that has been his lone
action since July 27. That is one appearance in 18 games, and Franco admits his
frustration. More interesting than that, however, is that — unsolicited
— he proclaimed no problems with owner Fred Wilpon or GM Jim Duquette.
Noticeably missing from that list was Art
Howe. Asked
specifically about the manager, Franco hesitated a few beats before saying, "I
don't have a problem with anybody." Once again, though, he did not mention Howe
by name. According to members of the organization, Franco has privately
questioned the communication skills of the team's second-year
skipper. Interestingly,
Franco said that aside from "hello and good-bye" when they pass, he has not
talked to Howe, including about his vanishing from use. Asked about if he was
owed a courtesy to have his situation explained considering his seniority,
Franco laughed this time before replying, "Who knows? I'm not owed anything.
I've been around a long time. I understand what is going
on." That appears to be
the phasing out of Franco. He turns 44 next month, is not signed beyond this
season, is already serving as the de facto bullpen coach. Even he acknowledges,
"I have not pitched well." Franco, 2-7 with a 5.59 ERA, says he has not made his
mind up about next season, though it could be that his mind is being made up for
him. Howe said he is
just looking to get Franco "in a good spot." But, he added, it has become a
"Catch-22 because it is tough to stay sharp when you are not pitching, but we
have played so many tight games that it is tough for me to find a place to use
him." Since July 27, the Mets have played four games in which the final score
had at least a five-run differential, and Franco pitched in just one of these
games. Is Howe hurting
his own job status by his handling of this
situation? "It is what
it is," Franco said of the situation. "People have their own philosophies and
ways of working things out."This
might be the most depressing realization of all --- that for all of Howe's
mistakes that in all should result in a new manager in 2005, a perceived snub
of Wilpon fave Franco might prove to be the most fatal.
Posted at 02:37 PM
Sun - August 15, 2004
The Begining (And Hopefully The End) Of CSTB's Olympic Coverage
 Whoops.
Afterwards, Larry Brown said "I don't
know why anyone in the world would be in awe of us anymore." He's right about
that --- I didn't see Carlos Arroyo asking for autographs. Now that the myth
of US superiority has been punctured (again), perhaps the BBC could show
highlights of someone else's games?
Posted at 11:59 PM
Acroperformance Is A Sport
Well, it sounds more like a sport than NASCAR. The NY Times'
Alex Williams on the evolution of Competitive Cheerleading :
Come December, judges who
consider the cheerleading performance of the Georgia All-Stars at the Battle
Under the Big Top competition in Atlanta may face a peculiar challenge. They
will have to decide not only whether the squad has the best routine, but whether
it really has anything to do with
cheerleading. "We're
doing something new this year," said Jamie Parrish, the team's coach. For no
particular reason but to provide visual impact, the 2 1/2-minute
performance by his coed "all star" squad will be modeled around a highly
conceptual hospital theme. Forget pleated skirts. The girls will wear skimpy
white nurses' outfits festooned with red crosses, the boys blue surgeons'
scrubs. In place of a martial fight song, the team will cue Bon Jovi's "Bad
Medicine." As for pompoms, megaphones, and, yes, actual cheers, such vestiges of
another age would seem almost risible in this
context. Despite the
gaudiness of productions like his team's, Mr. Parrish actually considers all
this more a sport than a spectacle. He is at the vanguard of a new wave of
coaches who are rendering traditionbound cheerleading nearly unrecognizable to
those who think it belongs first and foremost on the sidelines of "real"
sports. Indeed, at a
time of year when varsity squads are breaking camp in anticipation of the first
big gridiron clashes, the greater contest may be playing out within cheerleading
itself — a battle for the soul of a quintessentially American institution.
The momentum to turn competitive cheerleading into a major sport has grown so
strong (even internationally, with talk of putting it in the Olympics) that the
purists find themselves leading a new reactionary push, to reinforce the premise
that cheerleading must actually involve . . . well, leading
cheers. "The days of
Go! Fight! Win! are completely archaic these days," Mr. Parrish said
happily. The split is
so stark, in fact, that Mr. Parrish maintains that competitive cheerleading now
merits a name unto itself. " `Acroperformance' is what I'd call it," he
said. But the greater
divide may be cultural. Some who insist on redefining cheerleading as a sport do
not equate it with stodgy old things like field hockey. "In a way, I can say
that cheerleading has become an extreme sport," said Scott Braasch, president of
Cheer Tyme
Inc., an all-star center in Lemoyne, Pa., whose teams like to
incorporate booming sound effects like jet-fighter whooshes and whip cracks into
their routines. "You just watch college nationals — you'll see four people
throwing a person 30 feet in the air, girls doing X-out double folds, which are
back flips with two twists. You're seeing skills you see people doing off diving
boards." Rare is the gym these days that doesn't find some way to co-opt the
rebel chic of either vertical skateboarding or hip-hop and work an expression
like "X-treme," "Outlaw," or "Starz" into its name.
Posted at 11:48 PM
Unit K's 14, Depleted Mets Roll Over
 Not
to diminish Randy Johnson's achievement in striking out 14 Mets and pitching 8
1/3rd shut out innings in today's Diamondbacks 2-0 win, but let's put it
in perspective. Johnson was facing a Mets lineup that featured Gerald Williams,
Joe McEwing, Jason Phillips. Cliff Floyd had the day off...because lord knows,
the Mets have depth aplenty what with Piazza, Reyes and Matsui all unavailable.
September call-ups cannot come soon enough for New York. Neither can the end of
the season. If the overall state of
things at Shea weren't gloomy enough, I refer you to Thursday's Baseball
Prospectus and a column entitled "Rational Exhuberance ; Meet The Mets : A Decade Without
A Plan" by Jonah Keri.
Duquette, who looked like
he'd exhibit patience and good judgment in the GM's chair, instead reverted to
the bad habits of his predecessors. On the day the Mets took out a 14th mortgage
on their future by overpaying for Victor Zambrano and Kris Benson, they stood
seven full games behind the NL East-leading Braves and 7.5 games out of the wild
card lead. We heard all the excuses: Pitching coach Rick Peterson had found an
easily correctable flaw in Zambrano and would also fix Benson; Mets superscout
Al Goldis was staking his reputation on monster performances from the team's
newly acquired pitchers; sure, Scott Kazmir was a great prospect who'd dominated
the minor leagues, but high school pitchers take forever to develop, so why not
go with a guy who's already
arrived? The Mets could
pile the excuses a mile high. The bottom line was they'd goofed, just as they
had so many times in the last decade. The Mets must now race against Zambrano's
rapidly ticking service-time clock, shelling out big arbitration dollars while
hoping to solve his huge control problems. Benson's never been the same since
missing the 2001 season to elbow surgery, let alone hurting his shoulder last
year; though the Mets claim the trade would be worth it if they lock him up
long-term, why couldn't they have waited until after this latest non-contending
season to sign him? The
questionable decisions by management, the excuses from all sides, the continued
second-division performance by a team that perennially features one of the
highest revenue streams and payrolls in the game. We've heard how Dallas Green
was a butcher who shouldn't have be trusted around young pitchers. How Steve
Phillips was too impetuous to run a ballclub. How Jim Duquette may be in over
his head. When a team makes a bad trade, a manager fails or a free-agent signing
blows up, it's inevitably the general manager or manager who gets blamed. At
what point does the person who hired all these people get his
share? The blame cuts
both ways too. As the Mets' trades went down at the deadline, the buzz had Fred
Wilpon going over his general manager's head to get the deals he wanted,
something he's reportedly done in the past. If the owner constantly intervenes
in a futile attempt to instantly turn a mediocre team into a winner, he's also
to blame for meddling where he shouldn't, instead of leaving the decisions to
the people he hand-picked to run the
operation. No matter
how you slice it, for the team's years of bungling, Fred Wilpon owes Mets fans
an apology. A big one.
Posted at 11:14 PM
Houston Man Killed By Flesh-Eating Bacteria
from the Associated Press :
A man has died from
flesh-eating bacteria that entered his body through a minor cut on his
leg.Dr. Kenneth Dean
Creamer, 52, died late Thursday in a Victoria hospital where he had been treated
since July 17, two days after he was exposed to the saltwater bacteria vibrio
vulnificus.Creamer, a
Houston dentist, apparently hurt himself July 15 when he slipped on a dock
during a fishing trip. Within days, both Creamer's legs had to be amputated and
he went into a coma, a hospital spokeswoman told the Houston Chronicle for its
Saturday
editions. (Chris
D. & the Flesh Eaters - not involved in this
tragedy)Creamer is the
seventh vibrio-related death in Texas this year, according to the Texas
Department of Health. The federal Centers for Disease Control said a typical
year brings 16 vibrio-related deaths in the Gulf Coast
states.On the bright side, since
Creamer hadn't lost his arms, he could still fly on Air France.
Posted at 10:05 PM
Mets Battle Empty-Stadium-Phobia
The Daily News' Michael
O'Keefe (who was really good in "Caddyshack" many years ago) writes
today about the efforts of some MLB franchises to welcome gay and lesbian fans.
Half of baseball's 30
franchises have hosted gay-related events at home games since
2001."Our job is to
make everyone feel welcome," says Kathy Killian, the Phillies' director of group
sales. "We open our doors to anybody who wants to buy baseball
tickets."But as the
Phillies learned last week, clubs that cater to gay fans will draw protests from
fundamentalist crusaders and alienate fans who are squeamish about
homosexuality. Killian says she received a few dozen complaints, mostly from
people associated with Repent America, an anti-homosexual group; a minor scuffle
broke out at Citizens Bank Park between Repent America protesters and gay
fans. "We are Christian
people and we saw this as an opportunity to evangelize," says Michael Marcavage,
director of Repent
America.Cyd
Zeigler, one of the organizers of "Out @ the Ballgame," a night for gay and
lesbian fans at Shea Stadium on Sept. 13, says the Mets seem happy to sell them
tickets but are nervous about potential controversy; Mets spokesman Jay Horwitz
said the club welcomed all fans but declined to answer questions about the
event."They want our
money," says Zeigler, an editor at the New York Blade and Outsports.com,
"but they don't want the publicity."
Posted at 08:59 PM
Heyman's Hot Stove Notes
from Jon Heyman's column in Sunday morning's Newsday
: Roger Clemens, Andy
Pettitte and Roy Oswalt were all blocked on waivers. So were Ben Sheets and
David Wells. And Kevin Millwood. So none of them can be traded. The only Met
blocked on waivers so far is Jose Reyes. No Yankee has been claimed. Teams don't
want to take out second
mortgages. Many viable
relievers were blocked. Cashman doesn't think the Yankees will upgrade the
bullpen (beyond removing Felix Heredia, that
is). According to a
source, Brad Penny had an arm issue before going to the Dodgers. They should
have insisted on a physical before trading Paul Lo Duca and Guillermo Mota to
the Marlins. The Dodgers are advertising ex-Yankees farmhand Yhency Brazoban
(acquired for Kevin Brown) as a viable Mota replacement. He throws 98 but is
untested. Of all the
midyear pickups, El Duque might be the
best. Jose Contreras,
who left without saying goodbye to Joe Torre, had lost Torre's faith. But if he
continues to pitch well for the White Sox, Contreras could become an even
greater source of tension between the Yankees' Tampa and New York factions. The
Yankees didn't get the best out of
Contreras. The Astros
are saying they'll try to re-sign Carlos Beltran. Good luck there. Almost
everyone else assumes he's headed for the Yankees.
Posted at 08:05 PM
Rickey Mulling Retirement
If Barry Bonds and Gary Sheffield can think about
quitting, surely 45 year old Rickey Henderson is entitled to do the
same. From John Shea of the San Francisco Chronicle :
"I might just walk away
from it," said Henderson, setting a timetable for the first
time. "I'll wait until
the winter to see what'll be my opportunity. I don't think I'll continue doing
the same thing I'm doing now. I don't think there will be any more Newark. I
think I'm above the league. It's not so much of a challenge for
me."
Calling himself the "Barry Bonds or Babe Ruth of the independent league,"
Henderson is hitting .284 (he was at .300 on Aug. 6) in 68 games for Newark,
most recently as a designated hitter. He has nine homers, 28 RBIs, 69 walks and
a .458 on-base percentage and is 27-for-29 in stolen-base
attempts. He said he
hasn't spoken with A's officials during his visit -- he plans to return to the
Bears on Tuesday -- about returning to Oakland for a fifth stint. He hit .208 in
30 games for the Dodgers last
season. "The A's and
other ballclubs know what I'm doing, how I'm playing and how healthy I am,"
Henderson said. "If a team needs a player to come in and help out, they can
call. Right now, I'm still loving the game and having fun. If you can't compete
with the young players, then it's time to give it up. I think I can still
compete." There has
been speculation of Henderson returning to the A's for a final September day --
either to suit up as a player or to say goodbye and
retire. "I'd rather do
it and play," he said. "If I was hurt or couldn't run the bases, that would be
great. But I still think I can perform. It would be tough for me to come back
for one day. I never want to leave the game and wonder if I could still play.
That's probably why I'm still in Newark. I know inside of me I'm not through, so
if I don't get an opportunity to play in the big leagues, I guess I can get it
out of my system doing what I'm
doing." Asked about
Bonds breaking his career walks record this year, Henderson playfully suggested
the record should still be his: "I always tell Bonds they give him a pass. He's
not getting no walks. They're giving him a pass."
Posted at 06:06 PM
Waiting For The Best-Seller About Mark Shapiro
Jim Thome, Robbie Almoar, El Barto and Milton
Bradley are all gone. They tried to get rid of Omar Vizquel and all he's done
is hit .356 over his last 41 games. Gordon Edes of the Boston Globe checks in with the Tribe's
Mark Shapiro, whose team is just one game behind the Twins after
winning their last six in a row (including last night's 7-1 contest at the
Homerdome)."What's
encouraging," GM Mark Shapiro said Friday, "what makes it feel somewhat real and
sustainable, is that we've played well the whole year, with the exception of one
component that failed regularly, and it was crucial. But we've been a team that
played hard and played right and hit the ball hard from Day
1."The weak link was
the bullpen, with its league-worst 5.25 ERA and more blown saves (24) than saves
(23). The Tribe pen had allowed 96 more earned runs than the league-leading
Angels' pen, and 71 more than the league average. But with the return of Bob
Wickman from Tommy John elbow surgery and former Sox castoff Bob Howry,
apparently fully recovered from surgery to remove a mass in his right forearm,
the bullpen has stabilized. In the last 21 games entering the weekend, the pen
had an ERA of 3.26 and had converted nine of a dozen save
opportunities.That has
allowed the Tribe to more fully enjoy the benefits of a young, dynamic offense
that in the parlance of Sox GM Theo Epstein is an on-base machine. Entering the
weekend, the Indians were first in the league in runs with 646, a total of 156
more than they scored last season after 116 games. They were hitting .282, just
1 point behind co-leaders Anaheim and Baltimore, and their .358 on-base
percentage was tied with the Red Sox for best in the majors. They were third in
the league in walks with 439, up from 345 last year at this
time.And that was
despite trading talented outfielder Milton Bradley, who clashed with manager
Eric Wedge in spring
training."That was a
defining moment for us as a team, to trade our best player," Shapiro said. "Some
of it was market-driven. We have to stick with what we believe in, a team
approach to winning. We can't rely on just one guy, or two or three. We have to
have different guys in the lineup carrying us every night. Maybe that's not what
I'd do in Boston, but with a $38 million payroll, it's what I have to do
here."That team
approach is something I think your football fans in New England are familiar
with, and have seen how it can
work."And as Edes points out there
are 11 more Indians/Twins games between now and the end of the season.
Posted at 01:29 PM
Sat
- August 14, 2004
Richard Justice On Billy Beane
The Houston Chronicle's Richard Justice answers mail from
lowly readers in Saturday's edition.
Q: I know you will have
some fabrication of a reason, but to leave Billy Beane off your list of best
general managers (he is the best) is not only idiotic, it reflects the mentality
of most baseball types who spurn the methods he and others (Epstein and
Depodesta) have used successfully. Baseball Prospectus picked the Astros for
fourth, basing their estimations on this system. You picked them to finish first
or second, based on what? The team "looked" good? - Bob in
HoustonA: I actually
did leave two guys off that should be on any list of best general managers --
Minnesota's Terry Ryan and Chicago's Jim Hendry. They may, in fact, be the two
best in the game. Both
came from player development and understand the importance of making a roster,
coaching staff, etc., fit. As for Billy Beane, no, I did not overlook him. I
find him an interesting guy, very bright, very good at his
job. Would I hire him?
Not on a dare. He revealed private conversations with other general managers to
an author for the book `"Moneyball.'' He actually had discussions with other
general managers and did not tell them that he was working on a book and that
these conversations would be included in the
book.
What he showed is that he can't be trusted. I know several general managers who
simply won't deal with him. I stood beside him in the Oakland clubhouse last
fall when he blurted out the line about "giving me $50 million more'' and the
A's would do better in the
playoffs. Excuse me?
He's the guy who told the world he knew a better way, and now he's wanting a
bigger payroll. Two points of the book "Moneyball'' are an absolute lie
perpetuated by Billy. One is that the A's were built on this system of analyzing
numbers instead of evaluating players in the traditional way. That's flat out
wrong. That system has been used only for three drafts. Their best players are
high school guys. He
may have discovered the greatest system on earth, but we don't have a big enough
sampling to know.
Second, he did not come up with the idea of evaluating players through on-base
and slugging percentages. Teams have used that for
years. So, no, I didn't
have him on my list for a
reason. You don't
really think I'm idiotic, do
you? I did blow it on
the Astros. However, I think my reasoning was sound. I was buying into the
up-side. I didn't figure three-fifths of the starting rotation (Wade Miller, Tim
Redding and Andy Pettitte) would either be injured or unproductive. I didn't
think Morgan Ensberg, Jeff Kent and Jeff Bagwell would have such dramatic
declines in offensive
production.I'm hesitant to lay
into Justice too much because I thought the Astros had a good shot, too. Though
I was dopey enough to think Octavio Dotel was ready to assume Billy Wagner's
role, Justice's gripe with Beane is a
weird one --- he's offended on behalf of other GM's? Or is because it isn't
cool to spill the beans on confidential shit to Mr. Tabitha Soren --- not a
member of the baseball scribe fraternity, but the author of one of the best
baseball books in eons just the same.
Beane's remarks about wanting another
$50 million after the A's were eliminated by the Red Sox last year weren't too
classy, but they were the product of frustration. Why wouldn't Beane want more
money to play with? Those who actually read "Moneyball" seem to understand that
the Beane's success is less about a strict "numbers -good, scouts-bad" approach
but has more to do with making the most of limited resources. The whole point
is that with a payroll a fraction of New York or Boston's, Beane has little
margin for error. If New York overpays for Jose Contreras, if Boston drops ten
million on B.K. Kim, it isn't the end of the world for either club.
The A's made the post-season the last
four years in a row and for all the crap repeated over and over again about the
inability to win a series, you can't blame that on the way the roster was
assembled. If Jeremy Giambi remembers to slide against the Yankees in 2001, the
A's are in the ALCS. If Eric Bryne touches the plate (or Miguel Tejada doesn't
stop running) against Boston in 2003, the A's are in the ALCS.
Despite a 3 game losing streak,
Oakland are still leading the AL West and have the 2nd best record in the
league. If Justice wants to play up Beane's supposed arrogance or lack of
ethics to help maintain relations with his other pals in the game, that's fine,
but to anyone paying attention, it just looks petty. "Would I hire him? Not
on a dare." Is Richard buying the Expos?
Posted at 10:45 PM
Air France Vs. The Limbless
From the Associated Press :
A woman sued Air France in
federal court Friday, saying an employee told her she could not board a flight
because she has no
limbs.
Adele Price, 42,
who was born with birth defects caused by the leprosy treatment drug
thalidomide, said at a news conference the employee told her that ``one head,
one bottom and one torso cannot and will not be allowed to fly on Air France''
without help.
Price
said she paid someone to fly with her and eventually completed the
trip.
In England, Price
had been told by an Air France agent that she would need clearance from an
American doctor to return home, according to the lawsuit. When Price provided
that clearance to an Air France agent in New York, she was asked for additional
medical clearance, which forced her to stay in the United States another five
days and cancel all the business she had intended on the trip, the lawsuit
said.
She eventually
bought a ticket on British Airways, which let her travel alone.
Price's shameful treatment at the
hands of France's national carrier might be mitigated by the knowledge that
she's probably Southwest Airlines' dream passenger --- when the flight is
inevitably oversold, they can just throw her in the overhead bin.
Posted at 07:47 PM
Jefferson Re-Ups With Nets
from
the Newark Star-Ledger's Dave
D'Alessandro :
How much do the Nets value
Richard Jefferson
nowadays? Enough for
the boss to travel across an ocean to deliver him a new contract.
On the eve of his
first game as a U.S. Olympian, the Nets forward officially signed a six-year,
$76 million extension yesterday after the paperwork was brought to Greece by
team CEO Rod
Thorn.
The signing represents a slight departure from the frugal new regime of Bruce
Ratner, but the Jefferson contract doesn't take effect until 2005-06, when the
Nets will no longer be a tax-paying team -- a significant difference from the
case of Kenyon Martin, who was not offered a big-money contract because it would
have taken effect next season.
Posted at 06:47 PM
"But everybody knows that makes Danny Ainge a liar again"
Considering that Rick Fox is still deciding
whether or not to retire, this is some deal for Danny Ainge --- he's given up 3
players in exchange for a conditional draft pick....and gets called a liar.
Ross Siler of the LA Daily News reports on sudden changes to last weeks Lakers-Celtics trade, as
caused by guard Gary Payton's refusal to report to Boston for a
physical.
The
Lakers' tumultuous offseason took perhaps its strangest turn Friday when the
team amended its Aug. 6 trade with the Boston Celtics and sent point guard
Marcus Banks (above)) back to Boston after Gary Payton refused to report for a
physical with the
Celtics. As part of the
amended trade, the Lakers replaced the 22-year-old Banks with forward Jumaine
Jones in the deal and returned the Celtics' 2005 second-round draft pick. The
Lakers still receive Chucky Atkins and Chris Mihm. The Celtics get Payton, Rick
Fox and a conditional 2005 first-round
pick. Lakers general
manager Mitch Kupchak was unavailable to comment, but a team spokesman said the
deal had to be amended because Payton did not meet a one-week deadline Friday
afternoon for all players in the trade to report for a physical.
The trade would have
been voided as a result, but the Celtics and Lakers amended the deal. Celtics
executive director of basketball operations Danny Ainge took back Banks, likely
as insurance in case Payton decides not to play with Boston next
season. An NBA
spokesman said teams are allowed to put whatever requirements they agree to
regarding physicals in a trade agreement. The Celtics agreed to waive the
requirement for Payton to take a physical in the amended
deal. The rights to Fox
and Payton still are controlled by the Celtics. The two players have a combined
$10.3 million in salary-cap friendly contracts set to expire after next
season. Both Ainge and
Celtics coach Doc Rivers met with Payton last week, trying to persuade him to
come to Boston. Whether the Lakers could have seen Payton's refusal to report
in advance was one question left unanswered
Friday. Banks,
meanwhile, clearly was a player Kupchak coveted after scouting him at UNLV in
advance of the 2003 draft. The Lakers could not move up enough, however, to
select Banks at the end of the lottery
picks. Only a week ago,
Kupchak said of Banks: "He can be an impact player in this league if he
continues to improve. Whether it's this year, this training camp or at the end
of the year or two years, I don't
know." As it turned
out, Banks' tenure with the Lakers lasted just one week, long enough for him to
pick up a purple jersey, meet with reporters Monday at the team's El Segundo
practice facility and take a
physical. Neither Banks
nor his agent could be reached to comment. But Banks' father said his son was
stunned by the news and disappointed to be leaving Los Angeles. Banks grew up
in a family of Lakers fans in Las
Vegas. "He loves
Boston, but everybody knows that makes Danny Ainge a liar again," Arthur Banks
said of the man who drafted, traded and now wants back his son. "To get
somebody fired up like that, then renege on it, that's
crazy." Arthur Banks
later added: "Hopefully, God will give him another opportunity to play for the
Lakers. ... Did (the Celtics) realize they had something good in Marcus after
another organization wanted to take
him?"More choice quotes from Marcus' dad, courtesy of
the Boston Herald's Mark Murphy :
Though Arthur Banks said
his son looks forward to returning to Boston, the family has also been floored
by Ainge's back-and-forth dealing with the young point guard.
Banks,
told about last week's trade by his agent, Michael Higgins, was also told of
yesterday's move by Higgins. Arthur Banks said Ainge has not called his son.
``They
didn't tell us why this all changed, and it weighs on me as well as Marcus,''
the elder Banks said last night. ``When you draft Marcus with the 13th pick in
the draft and you tell him all these things about how you want him, what do you
really mean?
``Is
this guy a man of his word, or is he just out there trying to create space on
his salary cap?'' he said of Ainge. ``You have to win the trust of the fans.
It's not just about moving around for the sake of money. That doesn't show
loyalty or a team concept. That just shows that it's a meat market, and that
anything is possible."
Posted at 06:39 PM
Reyes On The DL (Again)
Tides Disguised As Mets Defeat
D-Backs
The
Daily News' Adam Rubin reports on the never-ending saga of Jose Reyes and the shortstop's
struggle to stay upright.
Oft-injured Jose Reyes
should miss the next four to six weeks with a stress fracture of his left
fibula.An MRI taken
yesterday revealed the break to Reyes' calf bone - the non-weight-bearing,
outside and smaller of two long bones in the lower
leg."It's been a bad
week," GM Jim Duquette said yesterday. "I'm anxious for Monday to get
here."Said Reyes:
"Right now I feel bad because I want to be on the field with my
team."Reyes, who cried
when he suffered injury setbacks earlier this year, appeared reasonably upbeat
and expressed some surprise at the severity. He had felt discomfort in the lower
leg since an early July series in Philadelphia and was receiving treatment, but
Duquette speculated the fracture originated when Reyes tripled on Tuesday.
Regardless, the medical staff permitted Reyes to pinch-hit Wednesday, and Reyes
labored to second with a
double."Obviously if we
had known we wouldn't have pinch-hit him, but there wasn't any further damage
done," Duquette
said.When a right
hamstring injury suffered March 14 in Port St. Lucie lingered and Reyes suffered
back pain because of a revised running style designed to alleviate stress on the
muscle, Duquette gave up predicting return dates. The GM reverted to predictions
yesterday, expressing the belief Reyes will be back this
season.Stress fractures
require rest. So why come back, with the Mets unlikely to play meaningful games
in September?"If I feel
good, I want to play, no matter if there is one week left, two weeks left," said
Reyes, who told trainers before learning of the fracture he could return
today."Duquette is probably too
classy to bury Art Howe, but I have no such qualms. Considering Reyes' recent
history of leg troubles, there is no justification for the manager using Reyes
as a pinch-hitter on Wednesday, even taking into account the Mets' depleted
bench. To what extent Reyes' injury was aggravated, I don't know, but it
unlikely that stretching a single into a double is prescribed therapy for a
broken fibula. All of that said, Howe
is getting some serious effort out of guys like Eric Valent, Gerald Williams,
Joe McEwing, Danny Garcia, etc. You know, all the players you thought you'd
see playing for the Mets in August. 2B Danny Garcia hit a 3 run HR off Casey
Fossum and collected 4 RBI's on the night as New York beat Arizona, 10-6. Fossum, dealt to
Arizona by Boston in the Curt Schilling trade last Thanksgiving, saw his record
drop to 2-12. Arizona haven't held a lead in almost a week.
Despite
giving up 6 earned runs in 7 innings pitched (5 of 'em on 3 home runs), Kris
Benson earned his first win as a Met. New York's Richard Hidalgo hit a solo
shot off Fossum in the 3rd, his 19th of the season and 15th since coming to the
Mets in exchange for David Weathers. Mike Cameron (above) took Steve Sparks
deep for a two run HR in the 6th, making it a career-high 25 for the center
fielder. Entering tonight's Edgar Gonzalez / Al Leiter matchup,
the Mets trail by 6 1/2 games in the race for the NL Wild Card. Though
overtaking 6 teams with 6 weeks left seems impossible, all kinds of crazy
things can happen. For one thing, I bet some of you thought the voters of New Jersey would never elect a gay
Governor.
Posted at 05:02 PM
Smoke On The Water
From Newsday's Samuel Bruchey :
He had been chased by
police for miles through North Patchogue early Friday. His car had slid over an
embankment into a pond. It was sinking fast and filling with
water. But all Yaysn
Abdul-Mattin wanted to do, police said, was suck on his crack
pipe.
"We kept calling out 'Get out of the car! You're going to drown!'" Suffolk
Police Officer Armand Reyes said. "But the only thing we heard was the sound of
his lighter going click, click,
click." When the water
rose chin-high, Abdul-Mattin dropped the pipe and crawled through a shattered
rear window of his 1989 Lincoln, and was arrested for driving while impaired,
Reyes said. Police said
they first spotted Abdul-Mattin swerving south on County Road 83, before he led
them onto a private driveway on Clio Place, into the backyard and into the
pond.
Posted at 04:14 PM
Creative DIY At Bristol Rovers
From Paul McInnes in today's Guardian :
Bristol Rovers manager
Ian Atkins has demanded that the visiting
dressing room be painted grey. Apparently the colour of the changing room can
dramatically affect a team's outlook. "The idea is to make the place as dull and
dreary as possible, to demotivate the opposition," explains the stadium manager
Ian Holtby. "We experimented with all sorts of different things - including one
version with a red stripe all the way around the walls - but decided on all
grey." According to the club, Atkins spent the summer on a psychology course.
Although a month in front of Living TV sounds more like
it.Too early to tell if the
vistors' decor has proven suitably discouraging ; Rovers and Notts County are tied at 0-0 at intermission
today.
Posted at 03:55 PM
Fri - August 13, 2004
Moving Junior To RF (When & If He Recovers)
The Cincinnati Enquirer's John Fay wrote today
about the odds of Ken Griffey Jr. moving to right field next
season...and the slim chances of Junior being dealt to another team.
"Let's put it this way: In
light of his injury history, we would be remiss if we didn't at least explore
him playing one of the other outfield position," general manager Dan O'Brien
said. "Kenny is very
open-minded about that," said Brian Goldberg, Griffey's agent. "He didn't bring
it up when I spoke to him last night. But I think as he gets closer to being
ready next spring, it's something he'd look
at."
But you can argue how much that will help. Remember, Griffey suffered his latest
injury - a complete tear of the right hamstring - while playing right field, not
center. Ideally, the
Reds would move Griffey to first base. He played two games there when he was
with Seattle. Former manager Bob Boone thought Griffey had the potential to be a
Gold Glove first
baseman. But the Reds
have a first baseman in Sean Casey, who happens to be their best hitter. And
Casey, who plays only first, is the only other Reds position player on a
long-term contract. Casey is signed through 2005 with a club option for
2006. Trading Casey to
open up first for Griffey is a
possibility. What about
trading Griffey to a club that can play him at first or use him as a designated
hitter? Two problems
there. One, Griffey becomes a five-and-10 player after this season. Because he
is a 10-year big-league veteran and he has played with the same club for five
years, he can reject a trade. Griffey's list of acceptable teams would be short.
Remember, part of the reason he came here was to be closer to his offseason home
in Orlando, Fla. "A big
part of him coming to Cincinnati - besides the history and him being from here -
was geographic," Goldberg
said. And, right now,
because of his injuries and his contract, the list of teams willing to take him
is shorter than the list of ones to which he'd go. In other words, a trade in
the offseason isn't likely. O'Brien says as
much. "In light of his
injury, I don't think anything in the offseason is going to transpire, except
him rehabbing," O'Brien
said. Griffey is under
contract through 2008 at $12.5 million a year. (There's a club option with a
buyout for 2009). Given
his run of injuries, the club probably would have to take on some of his
contract to trade him.
"That's something we haven't looked at," chief operating officer John Allen
said. With Griffey's miserable
recent history and the Reds' cheapskate history, the only way I can envision the
player leaving town would be in a swap of bad contracts. But with Mo Vaughn
and Jeff Cirillo retired, I'm struggling to think of anyone whose deal would
bear comparison
Posted at 11:59 PM
Little Steven Says Trios R Lame
In advance of tomorrow's Million Band March on Randall's Island, Little
Steven does his best to explain the 10 minute sets granted to most of the
performers, as well as offering some sage advice.
Dearest
Bands,Get ready for a
wild one.As some of you
might know, we were originally going to do three days and have everybody there
but unfortunately we ended up limited to the one day and so we're trying to get
as many bands in as
possible.To do that we
are patterning the first two-thirds of the show after the early Alan Freed and
Murray the K shows.Time
is ridiculously tight so we need everybody to keep their sets under ten minutes.
We would like everybody to limit their sets to three songs. If that's only six
or seven minutes, that's even better for us as far as keeping on schedule. At
around nine and a half minutes the turntable stage will start to turn even if
you're still playing.I
actually think if that happens - one band still playing while they disappear and
at the same time the next band playing as they come around - it will be a very
cool thing. If we do have a minute or two or three in between sets we will have
hosts to bring the next band on. Every band's name and website will be projected
on the video screen while they're
playing.The order of
the performances will be done by random selection and does not indicate one band
being more important than
another.Some of the
bands first on will be playing to possibly very few people and will have to
adjust to that and perform for the cameras as well as the beautiful fanatics who
get there early.On the
other hand, we may need to ask some of the later bands to limit their set to two
songs, and conceivably one song, if we are running over because we have a very
very strict curfew at
11pm.In the eyes of the
film which we are shooting, everyone is
equal.And by the way,
Chris Columbus has come on as director. He has asked that we provide him with
set lists if possible from each band which will help him a lot in the filming of
the event. Please email us the names of the songs you plan to perform as soon as
you can.If your band
does not have a "look" this might be a good time to consider it. The film is
going to be seen worldwide and will be shown on television in many countries and
of course end up on
DVD.If you are a
three-piece band, I respectfully suggest you consider adding a fourth or even
fifth member if at all conceivable. I know it's short notice but, for three
songs, it's something you may want to think about. (And by the way, if you need
more money to do this we will find it for
you.)I only suggest
this because it is extraordinarily unlikely for anyone to make it as a
three-piece band. I know history has given us a handful but in virtually every
case all successful three-piece bands were all virtuoso musician based.
Traditional Rock and Roll, or Garage Rock as we now call it, is song-based and
therefore communicates best with a texture made up of four instruments. Howlin'
Wolf's early Sun sessions as well as Muddy Waters' first electric band
established the tradition, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones carried it on, and
its effectiveness has never been, and most likely will never be, improved upon
(with all due respect to Jack and
Meg). (Don't
talk to Pete Best about quartets, he's heard it all
before)Please understand we
will continue to support you whether you have a "look" or not or if you are a
three-piece band or not or if you are a Republican or
not.Our revolution has
come a long way in four years and one of our main goals is to continue to
establish a new infrastructure that allows Rock and Roll bands to make a living
playing music (our campaign has reached its second stage with the establishment
of a 24/7 channel at Sirius Satellite
Radio).The better your
songs are, the better you look, the more musical you sound, and the more
exciting your performance, the better our chances of winning this war we are
waging against the exclusive domination of hard rock, hip hop, contemporary pop,
and rootless, soulless, mindless, lifeless, hopeless, joyless mediocrity in
general.Solidarity,Little
StevenNot to take Steven's
comments out of context or anything, but in a mainstream that is indeed
dominated by a lot of "rootless, soulless, mindless, lifeless, hopeless, joyless
mediocrity", it' is too bad that solidarity doesn't extend to other genres
---the best Hip Hop is as synapse-snapping as anything on Saturday's bill (if
you look up "mediocrity" in the dictionary, there's a little picture of the
Ravonettes next to it). I do truly
believe, however, that Little Steve is fighting the good fight and putting
together an event like this is far tougher than second-guessing someone else's
act of evangelism (or imposing my own ill-focused aesthetic on others). And
with that in mind, let us all say a prayer for the luckless rock trios of all
time -
NirvanaThe
JamYo La
TengoMission Of Burma (sans loopsters Martin
or Bob)Jimi Hendrix
ExperienceCream
ZZ
TopJon Spencer Blues
ExplosionHusker
DuMinutemenGoriesBig
Black/Rapeman/Shellac(perhaps a
couple of these illustrate Van Zandt's point about about the exceptions being
"virtuoso musician based")Of course,
had Rush or the Police added crucial fourth or 5th members, they'd have been a
lot easier to tolerate (nor would they have faded into obscurity).
Posted at 11:09 PM
Julia Child, RIP
from the BBC :
The doyenne of US television cookery shows, Julia
Child, has died in her sleep at her California home, aged 91.
Ms Child is credited
with introducing French cuisine to the American public with a series of TV shows
and books dating back to the early
1960s. "America has
lost a true national treasure," a spokesman for her publisher, Alfred A Knopf,
said. Ms Child's
passion for French cooking was sparked by a spell spent in Paris with her
husband, a US
diplomat.In 1961, she
published her seminal cookbook, Mastering the art of French Cooking, which in
turn gave rise to a television series, The French
Chef. Soon, she was a
household name in the US, exhorting her audiences to experiment with French
recipes and share the results with friends and
family. "Dining with
one's friends and beloved family is certainly one of life's primal and most
innocent delights, one that is both soul-satisfying and eternal," she wrote in
an introduction to one of her
books. Her warbling
voice and encouraging demeanour are credited with demystifying French cuisine
for a whole generation of
Americans.She was born
in Pasadena, California, in 1913, and worked during World War II for a US
intelligence agency that served as a precursor to the CIA.
Posted at 09:11 PM
Japanese Players Prepared For Strike
As we commemorate the 10th anniversary of MLB's last work
stoppage, were you aware Japan might be bracing for one of their
own?Japanese
professional baseball players reportedly voted overwhelmingly Thursday to
authorize a strike as part of their efforts to prevent the merger of several
Pacific League teams.
About 98 percent of the 750 members of the Japan Professional Baseball Players
Association voted to authorize the players' executive committee to declare a
strike, although no date was set, the Nikkan Sports newspaper
reported. A
representative of the Japan Trade Union Confederation attended the meeting and
pledged support for the players' association, it
said. On Tuesday, the Orix
BlueWave and the Kintetsu Buffaloes signed a basic agreement
on their proposed merger, but the move must be approved at an owners' meeting
Sept. 8. Under the agreement, the merged club would be run by a new company
jointly owned by Orix Corp. and Kintetsu Corp., the parent companies of the two
teams. The proposed
merger has prompted speculation that Japanese baseball will be transformed into one
league with 10 teams. The two-league format, featuring six teams in both the
Pacific and Central leagues, has been in place since
1950. In July, the
Japanese baseball players' association promised to fight the proposed merger but
stopped short of calling for a
strike. If just the
Buffaloes and the BlueWave merge, it is expected that up to 100 players and team
personnel could lose their jobs.
Posted at 06:33 PM
Rocca Clobbers Wilpons
There'll be no basking in the after glow of yesterday's 2-1 win over Houston. Despite
recent strong outings by Victor Zambrano and Kris Benson, the Star-Ledger's Lawrence Rocca ranks the trades for both
as symptomatic of a dysfunctional organization.
Two weeks ago today, the
Mets swapped their two best pitching prospects, their best catching prospect,
their most hard-nosed big-league player and what seemed like the first-born son
of their next 20,000 season ticket-holders for a pair of still-developing power
right-handers. Simply
put, the Mets have a front office that's run with too much interference from the
top, with too much influence from below and with too little cash to overcome the
inevitable mistakes that are made when the person hired to make baseball
decisions, namely the GM, is not given true
autonomy. In essence,
Tom Glavine drove the trade for Benson, and Al Leiter, pitching coach Rick
Peterson and superscout Bill Livesey did the same in the deal for Zambrano. They
did it because of the power vested in them by Jeff
Wilpon. Do those four
baseball men have valuable opinions? Absolutely. Did they have biases that
couldn't help but cloud their judgments when it came to the pitchers? You bet
they did. Glavine and
Benson have the same player agent. Leiter personally dislikes Scott Kazmir, the
most coveted left-handed pitcher in the minors, who was sent to Tampa for
Zambrano. Leiter and Glavine didn't like Ty Wigginton's sloppy defense. Peterson
is an egomaniac who thinks he can "fix" anyone. And Livesey signed Zambrano when
he was with the Devil Rays. One thing you can always count on with scouts: They
never fall out of love with the players they
sign. What would a
package of Kazmir, Wigginton, Justin Huber and Matt Peterson gotten this winter?
How about Zambrano, Aubrey Huff and Lou Piniella from Tampa? If not, it's
certainly a starting point for negotiations on a deal that would net you the
pitcher, a power-hitting first baseman (or left fielder, if Cliff Floyd is
moved) and the manager they should have hired instead of Art Howe, who does
little more than punch a time clock. At the very least, Kazmir would have netted
Zambrano, a pitcher the Devil Rays were willing to move because of his impending
salary bump, but he probably could have gotten a lot more. Benson could have
been signed as a free agent, and if not, Pedro Martinez, Matt Clement, Carl
Pavano, Eric Milton and Matt Morris were also going to hit the
market. We'll never
know because the Mets bought at the wrong time, they paid too much and they
listened too much to the wrong
people. This is why
Billy Beane and Brian Sabean and John Schuerholz and Gerry Hunsicker would never
work for the Wilpons. Duquette has a bright future as a GM, but you better
believe he never would have accepted this job if he had a decent GM job anywhere
else. Fred and Jeff
Wilpon are tireless workers with an insatiable thirst for knowledge about
running a baseball team. Yet they still haven't learned the most important
lesson. Unless you are willing to spend $183 million like the Yankees, enough
for two rosters, you need to let the one you do have be shaped by your general
manager. (unidentified
man on the right gives Jeff Wilpon, left, a trophy for riding the Cyclone 20
times in a row without vomitting)
Posted at 06:07 PM
Ben Schwartz On The Cubs
Ben
writes : Forget Bruce
Froemming robbing Nomar of that tag at second yesterday, apparently the Cubs
lost because someone got their feelings hurt :
"Sosa was 0 for 5 with four strikeouts
in Thursday's 5-4 loss to the Padres and declined
to comment afterwards. Before the game, he was visibly upset with a report in
Thursday's Tribune regarding a Baker comment that Sosa was
'sensitive.'"Then, the
Empire struck back at Boss Daley :
"All of a sudden, the Chicago
Tribune, out of nowhere, has made a Freedom of Information Act request
concerning the city's maintenance of the facade of City Hall...," Daley said.
"Is this the Chicago Cubs or the Chicago Tribune?
Both."Plus TRIB columnist
John Kass hints that Daley, of course has a congenital case of South Side
raciscm, more than Cub fans have with falling
concrete:"So does Mayor Daley, who
can't explain how white friends of his get $100 million in city affirmative
action contracts but knows for sure that Cubs manager Dusty Baker decides what
goes on the front
page."And now we get the first place Dodgers with the
wild card very much in play.
Posted at 04:28 PM
Here Come The Indians
The Indians are surging and today's win over Seattle excepted, the Twins are
slipping. Cleveland trail Minnesota by 3 in the AL Central and the Baseball Prospectus' Joe Sheenan says it's no
mirage. First
things first: The record is real. The Tribe is outplaying its projected record
by about three games, largely on the strength of a weak schedule. (The Twins,
just as an example, are outplaying their projection by five games.) Like the
Twins and Tigers, the Indians are basically a .500 team that's benefiting from
the White Sox's inability to play to their component skills. That's not to say
that they're not catching some breaks: The Tribe has an AL-best 22 one-run wins,
and their 22-14 record in those games (8-4 since the All-Star Game) is the best
in the
league. (Omar
Vizquiel and Coco Crisp)
This isn't a balanced team. The Indians
are in a race because their offense has exceeded expectations, bludgeoning all
comers. They lead the AL in runs and are third in the circuit in EqA. The
offense has been built on two poles--doubles and OBP, categories in which they
lead MLB. For a team that had seen its runs scored decline in every year since
1999, and had one of the worst offenses in baseball last year, it's been a
reminder of the heady days of the 1990s, when the Indians had a dominant offense
that would be among the league leaders in those categories in most
years.Joe continues with
dissection of Cleveland's shaky pitching and crap defense...but the Indians'
rebuilding is way ahead of schedule. Chicago's inability to "play to their
component skills" might not be so glaring if they had Frank Thomas and Magglio
Ordonez in the middle of the batting order.
The Akron Beacon Journal's Terry Pluto writes:
Suddenly, the Indians are a
team that believes they belong on the doorstep of contention. They won Thursday's game with Omar Vizquel and Victor
Martinez resting, Tim Laker and John McDonald in the
lineup.They swept a
series by allowing only four runs in three games, and Chad Durbin coming back
from an early season bullpen blowup followed by an exile to Class AAA Buffalo to
return and throw seven shutout innings
Tuesday.They not only
are making Tribe fans pay attention this year, but they also have the Twins
sweating. And they are a team that should be even better next
season.
Posted at 12:45 AM
Thu - August 12, 2004
Screwed : Al Goldstein's Sad Fate
The New York Times' Andy Newman reports on the tough twilight years of Screw's Al
Goldstein. His
company, Milky Way Productions, home of Screw and his long-running cable show,
"Midnight Blue," went into bankruptcy last year. His mansion in Pompano Beach,
Fla., with the 11-foot statue of a raised middle finger out back, was sold in
June to pay debts. Mr.
Goldstein's probation papers officially list him as homeless, and he says he
spent much of the last month sleeping in a borrowed car behind a Boston Market
restaurant in Pompano Beach and at a shelter for the homeless in Fort
Lauderdale. "Anyone
who wishes ill on me should feel vindicated because my life has turned into a
total horror," he said with characteristic restraint Tuesday evening at his
in-laws' house. Mr.
Goldstein said that a pornographic-video company in Los Angeles
recently offered him a sales job at $1,000 a week but that Florida authorities
told him any move had to be approved by his probation officer in New York, where
he is serving three years for harassing a former wife in the pages of Screw. On
Monday, he flew to New York on frequent-flier miles. On Tuesday, he said, his
probation officer denied him permission to move to
California. "They want
me to get out of the men's field, the only field I have expertise in," Mr.
Goldstein said. "They want me to take a job at Burger King for $5.50 an hour.
But who's going to hire me with a criminal record? On
probation?" In truth,
things could be a lot worse for Mr. Goldstein. He has shed nearly 150 pounds
since a stomach-stapling operation last year. He has a new wife, Christine, a
psychology graduate student 40 years his junior who obviously did not marry him
for his nonexistent
wealth. She sat beside
him Tuesday as he showed off his newly svelte (O.K., scrawny and pouchy)
physique in a leather vest he bought at a Florida thrift store for $3.50.
"Wednesday they have a senior citizen discount," he explained. "Fifty percent
off."But Mr. Goldstein
is miserable unless he is in the spotlight. "Today I went to my doctor to have
my diabetes checked," he said. "I walked past the town house I used to live in
on West 61st Street, and I kept thinking: 'That's who I was. I was a somebody
with a chauffeur, a limo, a town house. Now I sleep on a floor.' " He sat
surrounded by what he called his few remaining possessions: a bunch of DVD's and
CD's and several boxes of
cigars.A large silver
cross around his neck gleamed against his chest hair. He has been wearing it for
a few months. "I feel doomed as a Jew," he said. "I'll try anything
else."Mr. Goldstein
said he felt lost without the bully pulpit from which he cursed his enemies for
four decades. "I don't have a soapbox," he said. "All I can do is tell Christine
that when she's dead I'm going to date her
sisters."I'd suggest that Al start
a blog, but it doesn't sound like he has broadband.
There were few sights more inspiring
on Manhattan Cable than Al's crazed monologues aimed at any number of persons or
companies that slighted him in some way. Not content with taking on political
or industry foes, the recipients of Al's most inspired attacks tended to be
merchants who had offended him with unfair returns policies (usually 47th St.
Photo or Hammacher Schlemmer). I'll fondly remember Al literally spitting at
the camera, describing Morten Downey Jr. as "a fucking piece of shit, a
modern-day Joe Pyne". I know, there are starving people
deserving of our charity, but if anyone knows a way to send Goldstein a few
bucks, please, pass it on.
Posted at 11:43 PM
Mets 2, Astros 1
A funny looking lineup for both banged-up teams
today, Biggio and Bagwell only available to pinch-hit for Houston, New
York making do without Piazza (DL), Floyd (terminally aching but pinch-hitting),
Reyes (mystery shin problem) or Matsui (can't throw or
see).
Victor
Zambrano (above) made Jim Duquette (if not Rick Peterson) look like a genius,
for one day at least, scattering two hits and 2 walks over 7 strong innings ;
Ricky Botalico, Mike Stanton and Braden Looper combined for two innings of
scoreless relief (and please note that the words "scoreless relief" are more
likely to appear when they are not preceded by the words "John Franco").
Former Mets P David Weathers took the
loss in relief of Andy Pettitte. There's nothing classy about continually
gloating over Duquette's fleecing of Gerry Hunsicker in the Richard
Hidalgo/Weathers trade, but class is overrated.
Posted at 10:45 PM
NJ Gov. Busts Out Of The Closet
From the Associated Press :
In a stunning declaration,
Gov. James E. McGreevey announced his resignation Thursday and acknowledged that
he had an extramarital affair with another man. "My truth is that I am a gay
American," he said.
"Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with another man, which
violates my bonds of matrimony," the married father of two said. "It was wrong,
it was foolish, it was
inexecusable." (he
did not have sex with that man. Or that man. McGreevey on the far right).
The Democrat said his
resignation would be effective Nov.
15. McGreevey said he
would step down because his secret -- both his sexuality and his affair --
leaves the governor's office
vulnerable. "I am removing
these threats by telling you directly about my sexuality. Let me be clear: I
accept total and full responsiblity for my actions," he said. "However, I am
required to do now to do what is right to correct the consequences of my
actions."Without knowing how
McGreevey being gay is any bigger a problem for New Jersey than Southside Johnny
being straight, there is a silver lining. At least the former Gov. is spared
the indignity of being outed by Terrell Owens.
Update : Upon further research, being a)
gay or b) adulterous is less of a problem for McGreevey than giving
his boyfriend a no-show job.
Posted at 10:11 PM
Larry Rocca On Giambi
Add the Star-Ledger's Lawrence Rocca to the list
of commentators fed up with the secrecy surrounding Jason Giambi's health scare.
Rocca goes one step further than most, suggesting that Mr.-I'm-Not-On-Steroids and the Yankees part ways as soon
as possible.
Now that Giambi is headed for a full
recovery from his undisclosed illness -- truly good news for a nice guy -- the
time has come to make the harsh admission that the Yankees would be better off
without him, for the rest of this season and his spectacularly bloated
contract. Recuperate in
Tampa the next three months, Jason, then get back to playing in another uniform,
in another city. Oh, and for your own sake, make it west of the
Mississippi. No team would
take Giambi and all the money still owed him, but the Yankees would surely chip
in some cash and he could agree to restructure his contract, by lopping off
years or deferring huge portions of money, regardless of what the Players'
Association says. After all, a player has a right to be happy, and there's not a
polygraph test Giambi wouldn't send into spastic scribbles by saying he loves
life as a Yankee. The
feeling is mutual. While Giambi is personally liked by Joe Torre and most
members of the team, he is regarded as soft by many in uniform, who won't ever
forget that he begged out of Game 5 of last year's World
Series. Giambi's
insistence on having his personal trainer, Bob Alejo, and father, John, around
so much before the club finally put a stop to it this year has worn on his
teammates to no end. General manager Brian Cashman, who has the patience to deal
with George Steinbrenner, was spewing exasperation earlier this season when he
called the Alejo issue a "never-ending
saga." Giambi's time
here never should have begun. The poster boy wild child for the "Animal House"
A's, he is a Southern California kid who didn't fully understand what he was
getting himself into by signing a seven-year lease in Torre's corporate
clubhouse.
Giambi might
never have signed with the Yankees if it weren't for his father's strong
influence and lifelong love of the Yankees, so you have to wonder how much this
veil of secrecy about his current physical condition comes on instructions from
John Giambi, who made some sanctimonious statements about media and fan
speculation in an interview in yesterday's Daily
News. Well, when a
millionaire athlete volunteers to the press that he is being tested for cancer,
his personal trainer says he is being tested for a potentially fatal parasite
and then that player grows as tight-lipped regarding his final diagnosis as he
has been regarding his testimony to a grand jury investigating an alleged
steroid distribution ring, people are going to wonder what's being
hidden.
Posted at 09:40 PM
Sheff Talks Retirement. Just Like Everyone Else
Gary
Sheffield's been playing through pain for years, but what are we to make of his
retirement threats when they come on the heels
of close friend Barry Bonds wondering aloud about not coming back, Jason Giambi
losing the power to walk upright let alone hit, and Sammy Sosa's skills
deserting him all at once? If you're
like me, you might just bemoan the game losing 4 of its most wonderful
personalities. And if you're like The New York Times' Jack Curry, you
transcribe Gary's comments and add some further context.
In an sometimes rambling,
sometimes riveting interview before the Yankees beat the Texas Rangers, 4-2,
Sheffield, 35, spoke about the possibility that he would retire after the season
because of chronic pain in his
shoulder. While the
Yankees have officially said that Sheffield has bursitis, it is known that he
also has a damaged acromioclavicular joint. When the joint is disrupted, it
results in a separated
shoulder. Sheffield,
who went 0 for 2 Wednesday, said that handling the mental anguish had been as
daunting as handling the physical
pain."Some days are
worse than others where you can't deal with it mentally or you want to quit the
game altogether," Sheffield
said. Sheffield, who is
in his 17th season, said his long, productive career had given him the luxury of
walking away if he wanted. When Sheffield was asked if he ever had a retirement
conversation with himself, he said, "All the
time."Sheffield is in
the first year of a three-year, $39 million contract and has probably been the
Yankees' most valuable player, with a .295 batting average, 26 home runs and 83
runs batted in. He hurt his shoulder two months ago and had a cortisone shot on
June 21. He said he could get a second shot after the Yankees return to New York
on Aug. 20. If
Sheffield retired after the season, that would put the Yankees in a precarious
position because he has been so important to their offense and because they
expect him to be with them through 2006. Sheffield said the Yankees should
understand that he is only being
honest. "I might feel
different tomorrow and say something different," Sheffield said. "I just feel
that way
today."Sheffield, who
has made more than $90 million in his career, said he was comfortable enough
financially to forfeit the $26 million that is left on his contract. While
Sheffield emphasized that that was not something he wanted to do, he offered a
graphic analogy to describe how he wants to have a healthy shoulder for his
post-baseball life, not just while he is
playing."That's like
somebody telling you, 'Let me cut your leg off and you continue to do what you
do,' '' he said. "How long can you do it?"
Posted at 07:16 PM
Never Let It Be Said That Donald Sterling Won't Pay
Posted at 06:58 PM
When In Doubt, Just Bring Steve Spandau Ballet Back From The Dead
from today's Guardian :
EastEnders producers were
yesterday considering whether to rewrite forthcoming episodes of the BBC soap
after a break-in at the home of a senior staff
member. A burglar
escaped with a laptop computer and documents containing details of long-term
storylines, fuelling speculation that the raid might have targeted the scripts.
But a BBC spokeswoman said yesterday that unrelated items had been
taken. The burglary
took place on Monday. The BBC declined to comment on the stolen scripts, but
they are thought to include the return of Peggy Mitchell. Barbara Windsor, who
plays the long-serving landlady, was forced to leave the show in March owing to
illness, but is expected back early next
year. Some of the
scripts were due to be changed anyway, after Jessie Wallace, who plays Kat
Slater, was taken to hospital at the
weekend. The BBC has
warned all newspapers of the theft, placing them on notice that any information
about storylines offered to them in the near future could be of dubious
provenance. Tabloids in particular are always keen to get their hands on advance
information about soap storylines, and are willing to pay big money to
tipsters.The burglary
comes after a bumpy few months for EastEnders, with revelations about Dirty Den actor Leslie Grantham's internet sex
preferences and criticism in the press for poor storylines. In the
ratings the soap has been losing ground to Coronation Street and Emmerdale. The
success of the Yorkshire village soap against its urban rival prompted Granada's
head of drama, John Whiston, to claim that Emmerdale could leapfrog EastEnders
in the ratings. This
week, EastEnders' Ferreira family was criticised by respondents in a survey of
young British Asians, who said the characters were poorly researched. One of
those surveyed complained that the BBC did not seem to recognise the extent of
the mistake it had committed by giving one character, Tariq, a Muslim name and
another, Kareena, a Hindu name. Respondents added that, with their Portuguese
surname, the family should have been from Goa and Catholic.
I'm
shocked that anyone thinks the character of DJ Rony Flawless (above) was poorly researched.
But all kidding aside, there is a storyline explanation for Elvis-obsessed Dan's
bastard offspring Tariq having a muslim name given that Tariq wasn't a member of
the Ferreria family and he wasn't Dan's to name.
Posted at 03:10 PM
Junior KO'd
Stop me if you've heard this one before. The Reds' Ken Griffey Jr. is done for the year
following an MRI that showed more extensive damage to his torn right hamstring
than originally thought. Griffey reinjured his right leg last week against San
Francisco, nearly a month after tearing the hammy while running down a fly ball
at Milwaukee's Miller Park.Since his
Cincinnati homecoming, Griffey has struggled to stay healthy. I'd be interested
to know how a guy who appears to be in exceptional physical condition has
managed to find himself plagued with such a laundry list of torn or strained
muscles or tendons on a regular basis. Whether or not this has anything to do
with Junior's alleged reluctance to take part in pre-game stretching or perhaps
casts a shadow on the Reds' medical staff, I cannot say. But can you name
another player with such consistently terrible luck? Other than Jose Reyes, that is.
Much as I hate to question the
judgement of Dr. Art Howe, was it really necessary for Reyes to pinch hit for Ricky Botalico in the 7th last
night, given the former's recent injuries? If Reyes wasn't fit
enough to start on Wednesday, what did Howe imagine might happen were Reyes
required to run after making contact?
Posted at 08:38 AM
Piazza On The D.L., Mets Back On Time-Warner
The Mets have put Mike Piazza on the 15 day
disabled list, retroactive to August 7. Piazza, suffering from inflammation in
the left knee, had his roster spot occupied by Danny Garcia, who was called up from Norfolk
just prior to tonight's game against Houston.
In news that should please
masochists all over the city, Mets telecasts have returned to Time-Warner cable
sytems in a deal brokered by New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer.
Though
Spitzer should be going after the bodega that sold me a contaminated bottle of
Yoo Hoo last year, his intervention in the dispute between Time-Warner and
Cablevision has enabled thousands of price-gouged New Yorkers to bask in the
technicolor, ritual humiliation of the team they love. Nice going.
Posted at 12:30 AM
Wed - August 11, 2004
Summer Camp - Not Just For Being Bound, Gagged & Beaten With
Flashlights Anymore
Jamie at The Shrewdness Of Apes has already commented on
Sunday's NY Times "Camplified" feature (ie. a
ghastly package tour of would-be N-Sucks doing their thing for summer campers
--- an exercise slightly more cynical and way more efficient than that of
Tiffany or Fingerbang's mall tours of yesteryear).
(not
coming to a camp near you)I was so
disillusioned while reading Eric Dash's article, I could literally feel myself
turning into Carrie McLaren. OK, not
really. Are Huckapoo any worse than Sahara
Hotnights?Why do children deserve any
sort of a safe haven from predatory marketing? If the rest of us get bashed
over the head with consumer anxiety on a daily basis, why should kids get off
easy? That said, if I was a parent
(and I'm not --- I had my man parts irradiated as part of a plea bargain with
the State Of Wisconsin), I'd sooner buy my kids a one-way ticket to Neverland
than send them to a camp where tomorrow's TRL fixtures were part of the program.
I know what you're saying, "we all
can't be reading "The Gulag Archipelago" at the age of 7." But why the hell
not? The problem isn't that products are being sold aggressively to kids, the
problem is that most of the products in question are terrible. Mom, Dad, if
your offspring want you to rent a DVD featuring the voice of Ray Romano, how
hard would it be to propose a kid-friendly alternative? Like say, Rick Shapiro?
Posted at 11:59 PM
Seattle's Season Just Got Shittier
Think the Mariners wish they had tried dealing
Eddie Guardado to a contender two weeks ago?
Season-ending injuries are one thing when playing out the string, but this is
one that already puts Seattle on the back foot in 2005.
"If he says I need the
surgery, I'm going to stay right there and have him do it as soon as he can,"
Guardado said. "And as long as he's going to go in there, I'm going to ask for
the 95-mph
surgery." (the
Moose swears this happened while washing his truck)
Posted at 10:12 PM
Floundering Phillies Lose Millwood, Game
Some of you up-with-people types have accused me
of only clipping depressing news items from the baseball world. To which I can
only say, one person's depressing news is someone else's ray of sunshine. On
the same day they learned that P Kevin Millwood might be lost for the rest of the
season, Philadelphia managed to give a precious game away to a
Colorado team with nothing to play for.
The Philadephia Inquirer's Jim Salisbury shares the
911. And I don't mean the late ECW fixture who did choke-slams and
not much else.
(left
- 911, looking like a super sized Keith Hernandez, now delivering choke-slams in
that big Pat's Steaks in sky. On the right, a young Paul E. Dangerously rocking
the mic)The Phillies lost
another game last night - in harrowing fashion - and when it was over, you
couldn't help but feel that this club might be as cooked as one of those ears of
corn that Keith Jones, hockey player turned farmer, was grilling down on the
concourse.Make no
mistake about it: This was a game the Phillies should have won, a loss that will
come back to haunt them. Then again, you can say that about a number of games
that this disappointing team has played this
season.Tim Worrell, who
has filled in admirably for injured closer Billy Wagner, came in to try and nail
it down for the home
team.In an instant,
Phillies fans got two more reasons to
believe.Facing Worrell,
Todd Helton led off with a screamer to left. It looked like a game-tying homer,
but it hit the top of the wall, missing being a homer by an inch or two. Helton
stopped at second. The Phils had dodged trouble - for the
moment.They looked to
skirt danger when second baseman Chase Utley made a tremendous play - with skill
and instinct - to nail Helton at third on a ground ball by Preston
Wilson.In the end, it
all went wrong last night. Worrell walked Jeromy Burnitz, putting two men on for
pinch-hitter Vinny
Castilla.Castilla hit a
high, slicing shot to the right-field wall. If you've watched Abreu consistently
since he arrived in 1998, you know that plays at the wall often give him
trouble. And this one did. The ball sailed over Abreu's outstretched glove,
scoring two runs. Castilla scored on a sacrifice fly. It proved to be the
winning run after the Phils rallied for a too-little, too-late run in the bottom
of the ninth.After a
loss like this, you'd figure 36,636 Philadelphians would voice their
displeasure. But when this horror show ended, there was very little booing.
Maybe everyone was too stunned to boo.
Posted at 08:54 PM
Alaskan Movie Buff Acquitted
Another soda-related highway fatality.
From CNN.com :
A man was acquitted Tuesday
of charges he caused a fatal crash by taking his eyes off the road while
watching a movie on a DVD player mounted on his truck
dashboard.Jurors
acquitted Erwin Petterson Jr., 29, of two counts of second-degree murder and two
counts of manslaughter. No law in Alaska prohibits operating a DVD player in
view of a
driver.Petterson had
been charged in the deaths of Robert Weiser, 60, and Donna Weiser, 56, when his
truck collided with their vehicle on a highway in southern Alaska on October 12,
2002."I think this case
was really important because it brought out the issue for public discussion,"
said the prosecutor, June Stein, after the acquittal. "It's probably an issue
the Legislature should
address."Neither
Petterson nor his lawyer could immediately be reached for comment after the
acquittal. Lindsey Petterson said her brother was taking a long drive in his
truck."He hasn't been
able to drive in over two years," she said. "He just wanted to be alone for a
while. He's very happy he can get on with his life
again."Stein argued
that Petterson and his passenger Jonathan Douglas were watching a DVD movie when
Petterson's pickup truck crossed the center line, hitting the Weisers' sport
utility vehicle
head-on.Petterson
testified he was not watching a movie and that his truck strayed into oncoming
traffic when he reached for a
soda.The Weisers died
at the scene.Marty
Zoda, Douglas' former wife, testified that her ex-husband told her the DVD was
running when the accident happened, a claim Douglas
denied.If installed as
recommended, DVD players will not work in an automobile unless the emergency
brake is on or the vehicle is in
park.Prosecutors said
Petterson overrode those safety measures when he installed an entertainment
system including a DVD player, speakers and a Sony PlayStation 2 in his pickup
truck.Without wanting to seem
callous towards those who lost loved ones in this tragedy, I speak from personal
experience when I say that long-haul journeys are a real snooze and what road
warrior amongst us hasn't at one time or another, challenged a passenger to a
game of "Madden 2005" whilst in transit?
DVD's don't kill people - people who
can't watch DVD's and drive at the same, time kill people.
Posted at 07:58 PM
Barry On Barry
The Greatest/Grouchiest hitter of our generation looks
into the crystal ball with the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review's Rob
Biertempfel. Barry Bonds
will sit down this winter and decide how much longer he wants to play
baseball. One more
year? Two? Five? Bonds shrugged. All he knows -- or all he'll say, at least --
is that he wants to end his career in San
Francisco. "If I wasn't
having fun, I'd quit," Bonds said Tuesday. "Just putting on a uniform and
playing, that's what my happiness is. But it will only be for a little while
longer. Then, I'll be gone
quick. "I've got a
timetable. When that time comes, I'll let you guys know. Unless they kick me out
first."onds is signed
through 2005, with a club option for 2006 that would pay him $18 million. The
Giants have not yet indicated whether they're willing to fork over another
king's ransom and extend the
contract. Bonds is 68
homers shy of Hank Aaron's all-time record. He is closing in on what would be
his second batting title in three seasons. But, he also turned 40 three weeks
ago and has a reputation of being ... um,
difficult. "Would I
sign me? I don't know," Bonds said with a wink. "I can't run, can't hit, can't
play. I'm too demanding. I cause too many problems. Why would you want me on
your team,
right?"Uh....leadership?
Nutritional advice? Even taking a probable decline into account, Bonds
transforms a mediocre batting order into something approach a contender. Though
that said, you can probably assume the Giants wouldn't mind spreading some of
that $18 million around to assemble a better supporting cast.
Posted at 07:47 PM
Wright Hits First Shea HR, Piazza Undergoes MRI
For once it was someone else's center fielder
misplaying a ball in a crucial spot, the Astros' prize rental Carlos Beltran, in
this case overrunning a Mike Cameron single for a two base error in the 4th
inning of NY's 7-3 comeback win over Houston last night.
3B
David Wright (above) hit his 3rd HR of the season, his first ever at Shea, a
solo shot off Tim Redding in the 7th. Wright was 2 for 4 with 2 RBI's on the
night. Solid work from the slowwwwww working Steve Tracschel (7 IP, 3 earned
runs, a solo homer to Lance Berkman in the first) and perfect relief from Mike
DeJean on a night in which the Mets gained ground on all 3 of the NL East clubs
they're chasing. Yes, I'm reduced to
grasping at straws And not the bendy, loopy kind, either. In addition to Tom
Glavine getting his teeth knocked out, Kaz Matsui continues to suffer from back
troubles, and Mike Piazza could be headed for the disabled
list, writes the New York Post's Mark Hale.
There may be an explanation
for Mike Piazza's hitting woes. There may also be some more bad news for the Met
slugger, who may have to go on the disabled list with an ailing left knee.
Piazza underwent an MRI
at NYU Medical Center yesterday and was diagnosed with having fluid in his left
knee. The All-Star catcher/first baseman, who received a cortisone injection
yesterday and missed his third straight game last night, initially hurt the knee
while sliding into the base of the stands to catch a pop-up in Philadelphia on
Memorial Day. "It's not
anything structural, but there is some swelling in there," Piazza said. "It's
one of those things that sort of adds to the frustrations this time of year."
Since July 1, Piazza is
a miserable 14-for-86 (.163) with one homer, two doubles and just six RBIs.
"It's been sore since
the day I flexed it in Philly. It just hasn't improved," he said. "I haven't
been able to really do a full sprint since then. There's significant swelling.
It's tough." Asked
about the possibility of going on the DL, Piazza did not rule it out.
"We're going to see,"
said Piazza, who will be re-evaluated today. "Obviously that's an option. We'll
see what we think would be best."
Posted at 04:32 PM
T.O. Covers His Ass
From today's NY Times :
On Tuesday, Eagles
officials opened The Philadelphia Inquirer to a headline that said: "Owens
Dances Around Questions About Sex." The headline referred to a
question-and-answer article in the September issue of Playboy magazine. The
interviewer stated that Jeff Garcia, the former San Francisco quarterback with
whom Terrell Owens had a contentious relationship, has "denied media rumors he's
gay." Owens was then asked, "What do you
think?"Owens replied:
"Like my boy tells me: 'If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly,
it is a rat.' "Speaking
with reporters after Tuesday morning's practice, Owens repeated those words, but
he said that the interview was only a "loose conversation" and that "everybody
is going to make a big deal out of it, but it wasn't like I came out and said
Jeff was gay." He said that Garcia had a girlfriend when the two played together
in San Francisco.In the Playboy
article, Owens was then asked what he would do if an NFL player admitted he was
gay."I probably wouldn't
say anything right off the bat," Owens said in the interview. "I'd just see what
everyone else has to say. I'd probably keep my distance, and hopefully, he would
keep his. If it was a guy who was helping us win ball games, hey, I'd have no
problem with it. He can do what he wants to do outside of my everyday
life."Much like our close friend
John Smoltz, Owens --- surely aware that he's already played alongside
homosexuals in college and the pros? --- feels compelled to stress that he'd
keep his distance. Because after all, the only reason a gay man would make his
way through the football ranks and endure all the hate & ignorance through
said journey.. .would be for a shot at
fucking Terrell Owens.
I have no idea whether or not Jeff
Garcia is gay. I do wonder, however, why Owens, Playboy and the rest of the
media haven't noticed that Garcia and Lance Armstrong are the same person.
(former
49'ers QB Garcia, shown in the company of
women) (6
time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong, shown touching a man while removing
his belt).
Posted at 08:56 AM
Terrifying Promotions, Continued
 Following
the Mariners' Edgar Bear night, the Mets have a
special giveaway planned for August 12 featuring the much loved Sanrio creation
Hello Joe McEwing (seen above). Tom
Glavine is expected to miss a start having suffered minor injuries in yesterday
afternoon's car accident. It is truly a shame the Mets can't pay Glavine enough
money to hire a limo service rather than rely on yellow cabs.
In tonight's action, following Jose
Reyes running New York out of the 3rd inning, the Mets trail the Astros, 3-1 at Shea.
Posted at 01:21 AM
Tue - August 10, 2004
Klapisch On Howe, Piazza
Though there's plenty of blame to go around for
the Mets' crummy 2004, The Bergen Record's Bob Klapisch lays much of it at the
feet of Art Howe and Mike Piazza, with the judgement of Jim Duquette
and Fred Wilpon questioned as well.
Looking back, it feels like
a past millennium when the Mets were celebrating their three-game sweep of the
Yankees, exchanging looks that said: The universe is ours. But in the last month
the Mets have been swirling downward like toilet water. Lucky for them, the
Astros and Diamondbacks, two other teams on that long, flat road to nowhere, are
coming to town, but with an 11-game deficit and just 52 games remaining, the
Mets' collapse already is
complete.The two
biggest problems facing general manager Jim Duquette are his nice-guy,
do-nothing manager, Art Howe, and the equally troubled Mike Piazza. The fact
that Piazza sat out two of the three games against the Cardinals, the National
League's best team, all but doomed the Mets to being swept, and sent a loud
message to ownership that it's time for Piazza to finally become an American
League designated
hitter.The entire
catcher to first base experiment was based on having Piazza total more at-bats,
not less. But not only is he just as injury-prone today as a year ago, he's in
one of the worst slumps of his career. Piazza has one multi-RBI game since June
13, one home run in the past three weeks, and is batting .133 (4-for-30) over
his last 11
games.Piazza makes a
point of saying he didn't ask out of the lineup in St. Louis. Semantically, that
is correct. But neither did he assert himself when Howe chose to sit him. Having
the team's best player on the bench against the powerhouse Cardinals was a joint
retreat by the manager and slugger
alike.By now, it's
become obvious Piazza has no home anywhere on defense: He's a DH waiting to be
traded. But with $15 million still owed him in 2005, one Met official rightfully
asked, "Who would take
him?Even the front
office admits it'sstunned at how poorly Kaz Matsui has played - regressing from
a Gold Glove shortstop in Japan to the major leagues' worst infielder. The Mets,
nice guys to a fault, say they don't want to embarrass Matsui in his native
country by prematurely announcing he'll be at second base in 2005. But one
insider says, regardless if Matsui is offended, the conversion process will
begin "the second day of the off-season. That's when he'll be
told."While the Mets
are at it, they should dig to the core of their lethargy, which comes directly
from the manager's office. Howe is enduring his second failed summer at Shea,
and this time he can't blame injuries. The Mets were only a game out of first
place after beating the Phillies on July 15, then plummeted to nine out in just
two weeks.During that
time, the Mets were a reflection of their manager, which is to say they played
soft. When a team evaporates that quickly, it usually means the manager was a
non-factor in the dugout and in the clubhouse. Sometimes, players tune out the
manager because he's too tightly wound, like Larry Bowa. Other managers are just
too nice, like Boston's Terry Francona, who lost the clubhouse a month
ago.Either way, an
out-of-touch manager is usually on a bullet train to dismissal. Howe is no
exception. One Met veteran said during the recent road trip, "It's like playing
for your
grandfather." (Grandpa
Art as a young man)
Posted at 10:51 PM
Glavine In Car Wreck
The AP is reporting that Mets P Tom Glavine was
taken to the hospital this afternoon following an automobile accident, en route
to Shea via taxi cab from LaGuardia Airport.
No word yet on the extent of Glavine's
injuries, if any.
In even worse news,
John Franco wasn't in the cab.
Posted at 09:46 PM
Fan Friendly Phil Nevin
Following on from today's thoughts about Roger
Clemens, I do find it telling that some hot tempered players are characterized
as "passionate", while similar anti-social acts from the likes of say, Milton
Bradley or Carl Everett, are more often framed as examples of sociopathic
behavior. The San Diego
Union-Tribune's Bill Center on Phil Nevin :
The lightning rod that is Phil
Nevin received another jolt
Sunday. "I do always
seem in the middle of it," Nevin said Sunday . . . and that was before
the first baseman and Kevin Towers engaged in a heated exchange after the Padres
general manager reacted to Nevin's latest dig at Petco
Park. After the pair
cooled down, Towers talked about
Nevin. "Phil's greatest
quality is his intensity," said Towers. "And that quality gets him in
trouble." Sunday's
incident was far from his first as a Padre. Earlier this season, Nevin engaged
in an argument with a fan in Philadelphia that apparently involved profanity in
front of a teenage girl. He has made gestures toward fans in the past at
Qualcomm Stadium.
Earlier this season, Towers suggested the possibility of anger-management
classes for Nevin. "If
there's one knock that people can say about me, it's that a lot of times,
especially in the past, it's about the way I've handled failure," Nevin said
Sunday morning in front of his cubicle in the Padres
clubhouse. "I'm
passionate . . . no doubt about it," Nevin continued. "And I wear that
passion, my emotions right out there. I
react. "I love this
city and this team. This is the only place I want to play. This is the only team
I want to play for. It's been a special time
here." Some would say
Nevin has found a strange way to return that
love. (Phil
and a close friend, presumably not purchased at
Petco) Clearly,
there are two camps regarding
Nevin. One that
recognizes that Nevin carries a big stick to go with his truculent behavior
. . . and is willing to look the other way when he
vents. One that
believes he should be
traded. Of course, he
can't be traded. The 33-year-old Nevin has a no-trade contract with the Padres
that runs through the 2006 season. Which is another part of the problem since
Ryan Klesko, who is also 33 and whose most comfortable position is also first
base, has the same
deal. The logjam has
become fodder for sports talk radio. Trade Klesko . . . trade Nevin
. . . trade 'em
both. "Let's put that
in perspective," said Nevin.
"What kind of person listens to sports-talk radio all day. Get a life. Get a
job. To talk about something you know nothing about . . .
" If fans aren't
sure of what they are seeing in Nevin on the field, they have even less idea of
who the off-the-field Nevin
is. The man who lashes
out is also very involved in the Juvenile Diabetes Foundation. Each weekend, he
invites between 50 and 100 victims of the disease to games. Inside his cubicle
are cards and drawings from children he has visited and
helped. "I know there
are younger fans in the stands because I'm hosting some of them," said Nevin.
"Do I want to have them seeing me snap, no. And I don't want the younger players
on this team seeing that . . . I don't want them seeing me yelling and
screaming."
Posted at 09:20 PM
Where Are They Now Dept; : Byung-Hyun Kim
Forgotten in the midst of a frustrating Red Sox
season is the fate of South Korean P Byung-Hyun Kim, making $5 million this year
and next and showing few signs of a return to the big
leagues. From Joe McDonald of the Providence Journal :
Kim speaks very little
English, has his own bizarre workout regimen, has directed rude gestures at
fans, and no doubt is one of the highest paid minor leaguers of all time. The
Sox signed the right-handed submarine-style pitcher to a two-year $10-million
contract during the offseason, and he's spent the majority of the season in
Triple
A. He's
had injury problems this season and even took a trip home to see a "specialist"
to figure out what was wrong. Whoever he visited overseas seemed to help
him.Kim certainly has
been much better since his return two months ago, but he's still not what Boston
expected.Recently, Red
Sox director of player development Ben Cherington had a closed-door meeting with
Kim, Pawtucket manager Buddy Bailey and pitching coach Mike Griffin. Because of
the language gap, the group had a conference call with an interpreter so that
Kim knew specifically what the organization was
thinking.It's not that
easy to get up close and personal with the 25-year-old South Korean. But to get
a better understanding of what he's all about all you needed to do was visit the
PawSox' dugout on
Thursday.Pawtucket
hosted an autograph session with its players on the field prior to the club's
game against the Rochester Red Wings. More than a thousand fans gathered on the
warning track around the field to meet with players, who were sitting at tables.
The only player not involved at the start of the session was
Kim.When he finally
emerged from the clubhouse, opened the door to the dugout and witnessed just how
many people were on the field, his jaw literally dropped and he turned as white
as the chalk in the batters'
box.He quickly took
refuge in the trainer's room and it took him 35 minutes to calm down before a
team official escorted him out to his designated spot to sign
autographs.Obviously,
big crowds scare him, and that's not a good sign for a highly paid player in
this area of the
country.Despite his
rollercoaster season, Kim has been working around the clock in an attempt to
reach the level of success he once
enjoyed.His workout
regimen is like no other pitcher in baseball. He's always moving, stretching,
meditating and is never seen sitting still. On a recent road trip with the
PawSox, Kim went to bed early, woke up around 10:30 p.m. and worked out until
2:30 a.m. He spends hours shadow pitching in front of a mirror to figure out his
mechanics.While it
seems as if he's in his own little world, he's the only one who knows what he
needs to accomplish if he wants to be even close to being on the Boston Red Sox
radar screen any time soon.
Posted at 09:04 PM
Hacky-Sac "Rocker" In Shitstorm Accusations
Sincere thanks to Kevin T. for the tip. From
the Chicago Tribune's Michael Hawthorne :
The
bus driver for rock star Dave Matthews called from the road Monday to say his
luxury coach was not the one responsible for dousing passengers on a Chicago
River tour boat with foul-smelling muck over the
weekend. Witnesses on
the architectural sightseeing cruise told police they saw a long black tour bus
dump liquid waste Sunday afternoon as their boat crossed under the Kinzie Street
bridge. About
two-thirds of the passengers seated on the upper deck of Chicago's Little Lady
were soaked with the "brownish-yellow"
substance.
One witness gave Chicago police an Oregon license plate number that belongs to
the 2003 Monaco Royale Coach driven by Jerry Fitzpatrick (above), who has been
Matthews' tour bus driver for three
years. Fitzpatrick
confirmed he was in Chicago with Matthews, whose band played the second of two
shows at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin later that night. But the driver said he was
parked in front of the Peninsula Hotel, 108 E. Superior St., when the waste
rained down from the bridge several blocks
away. "There is no way
I could be responsible for that," Fitzpatrick said from downstate Effingham. "I
haven't emptied the tank for days. Besides, we are very cautious about how we do
that sort of thing." To
bolster his case, Fitzpatrick coaxed Sgt. Paul Gardner of the Effingham Police
Department to inspect the bus. He then gave Gardner his cell phone to tell a
reporter that the tank was nearly
full. "One of the
strangest requests I've ever had, that's for sure," Gardner
said. A publicist for
the Dave Matthews Band issued a statement Monday night saying the group's
management had "determined that all of the buses on our tour were parked at the
time of this incident."
Back in Chicago, officials with the Chicago Architectural Foundation still were
fielding angry calls from passengers on the ill-fated
cruise. All 120
passengers were given refunds on their $25 tickets. Five went to Northwestern
Memorial Hospital for testing, police
said. Several have
since called the foundation demanding compensation for clothing and personal
items that got soaked.
"One man had a very expensive leather jacket that I'm sure he's not going to
want to wear again," said Lynn Osmond, the foundation's president and CEO. "Our
first concern is getting through the next few days and making sure nobody gets
sick. Then we want to know who is responsible for
this." After dropping
off Matthews at Midway Airport on Monday, Fitzgerald headed to Arkansas for a
break. He said he planned to empty the waste tank when he got
home. "This band is
very environmentally conscious," he said. "We wouldn't have anything to do with
this sort of thing."
Posted at 05:58 PM
Ambulance Chasing With Mike Lupica
Several years back, I had the dubious fortune of
finding myself sitting in the front row at MSG just behind the Rangers' bench
for a Saturday matinee against the Devils. Sitting next to me was the NY Daily
News' Mike Lupica. For 3 periods, I resisted the urge to turn to my left and let
my neighbor know exactly what a shit writer I thought he was. Good thing too,
as Lupica was sitting to my right and the person sitting to my left was 8 years
old.
In
retrospect, I wish I had done something. Coughed a lot. Vomitted. Pretended I
thought Mike was Stephen Colbert from "Strangers With Candy". And let this be a
lesson to the rest of you : the next time you encounter a public figure at a
sporting event with his children, don't chicken out like I did. Do everything
in your power to make yourself a nuisance and make the target of your aggression
summon security. You won't get the chance everyday.
I've had a lot of fun this year taking
a shot or 20 at Jason Giambi and his health woes, poor performances, ghastly
haircuts, etc. And all of that said, I find nothing remotely amusing about the
ghoulish coverage of his undefined ailment. Though he's pretty high on my
disliked public figure list (almost as high as Mike Lupica), I'd never wish a
life-threatening illness on the guy. A career-threatening illness, perhaps, but
that's as far as I'd go. Lupica, in
Tuesday's Daily News, seems pretty hung up on details surrounding Giambi's
hiatus . I wonder why it isn't enough for everyone to know he's
obviously going through something pretty scary. Much like Lisa Olson several weeks ago, Lupica implies
that Giambi's illness is the sort which player or team would like to keep quiet,
not so much that they don't actually know what's wrong with him.
There has never been an incident quite
like this, with a name as big as Giambi's, certainly not around Joe Torre's
Yankees. When the Yankees finally figured out that David Cone's pitching hand
was going numb because of an aneurysm in his pitching shoulder, they got the
news right out. Same when they found out Torre had prostate cancer. And Darryl
Strawberry's colon
cancer. All we have
gotten with Giambi are vague answers and vague timetables about his
return. This isn't a
newspaper threatening to tell the world that Arthur Ashe had contracted AIDS
from tainted blood.Oh no, it
certainly isn't that. Though what possible purpose was served from throwing
that example out there?Do you think
Mike Lupica is saying Jason Giambi has
a)
AIDSb) the big disease with the little
namec)
SIDAd)
AIDSe) all of the
aboveThey could be paying Giambi more
money than A-Rod, Manny Ramirez and Carlos Delgado combined. That still doesn't
give anyone a right to know what's up with him until he either figures it out or
is comfortable disclosing what he's learned.
Posted at 05:16 PM
Marty Noble's Love Letter To Clemens
Moving stuff in this morning's Newsday from Marty
Noble, who finds nothing but goodness oozing from every pore of the Astros'
Roger Clemens.
Clemens' retirement plan
had been spawned by his desire to put an end to life without father for the
K-Kids -- sons Koby, Kory, Kacy and Kody. All that baseball had given him in 20
summers had come at a price he no longer was willing to pay -- time away from
home. But the liberating agreement with Astros owner Drayton McLane is like a
senior citizen discount without an AARP
card. To bring this
Yankee home, McLane agreed to accommodate Clemens' desire to see his sons
compete -- on days he is not pitching he's allowed to watch his kids
play. "I can't say
enough about the opportunity," Clemens said. "I get to do two things I love --
pitch and see the boys compete. It's been a grind sometimes. But I've balanced
it pretty good. I don't think I've shortchanged anybody here or at home. There
were a lot demands on my time in All-Star week, and I did a lot. But I thought
it needed to be done. It was a big week for my hometown. And I think everyone at
home enjoyed themselves that
week." "Rocket's got it
nice," Astros second baseman Jeff Kent says with envy but without resentment.
"I'm old-school. He worked for what he has. He deserves it, he earned
it." "He's unique, so
when he gets a unique set-up like this, it's appropriate," longtime Astro Jeff
Bagwell said. "Nobody resents what he's got. In fact, it's better because we
don't have to put up with his crap on days he doesn't pitch and just gets in
everybody's way. And we can get on him all the
time." So the Astros
regularly re-introduce themselves to the guy wearing No. 22 and send him e-mail
and beeper messages when they're on the road and he's not. "Just so he doesn't
miss us," catcher Brad Ausmus
said. According to
teammates' estimates -- and no one takes attendance -- Clemens has missed 30
games already, including a few at home. He has been a late arrival for home
games on several occasions. But he hasn't missed a turn in the rotation -- 23
starts, 15 at home.
Clemens is as devoted to his sons as he is to his well-documented workouts. As
focused as he is when he pitches, he still checks his PDA between innings for
messages from Debbie when his sons are
playing.Interesting to compare and
contrast the way the media deals with absentee superstars. Each absence,
excused or otherwise, by a Pedro Martinez or Manny Ramirez is meant to symbolize
either player's selfishness, whereas Clemens' devotion to his family is lauded
at every turn. Noble does note,
however, there is a flipside to this feel-good story.
Of course, not everything
is perfect in his world. The Astros' shortfall -- a 55-56 record -- undermines
his enjoyment.Perhaps one of the
advocates of "team chemistry" can look into this for us?
Posted at 01:56 PM
Wonderful Timing In Seattle
Posted at 10:19 AM
Piazza In Pain
Mike Piazza sat out both of the Mets' weekend
losses to St. Louis. Mired in an extended slump since the start of July,
Piazza's defensive liabilites at first base weren't nearly as aggravating as the
fact the position switch from C to 1B seemed to do little to make him any
sharper at bat. In a sobering piece in yesterday's NY Post, the All-Star
catcher came clean to Michael Morrissey.
Piazza, who began uncovering the
mysteries behind his horrendous skid on Saturday, revealed yesterday he's been
undergoing treatment on a swollen left knee since he injured it on Memorial Day.
Both wrists also are
sore. "I realize
playing with pain is part of the game, especially at this point in my career,"
Piazza said before the 6-2 loss to St. Louis. "There really hasn't been one day
in the last three or four years that something hasn't
hurt.""That, combined
with my poor performance, is doubly frustrating. I told Art [Howe], 'I'll do
whatever you want me to do, but it's just obvious.'
"I need some time to,
No. 1, heal, and also try to get myself right mechanically . . . I totally left
it in his hands. I told him how I felt, told him how I needed to feel. I'm not
saying I don't want to play, I'm not saying that I
do." "It's just
obvious: when I go to hit the gas, it's just not 100 percent," Piazza
said. Piazza has been
an automatic out for the last six weeks, and the formerly confident slugger may
have reached rock bottom. In his last 27 games, he's batting .152. On this road
trip, he's 5-for-33. He has one homer and four RBIs since the All-Star
break. Asked if this
was as mechanically out of whack as he's ever been, Piazza said: "It seems like
now because of the factors involved and the frustration of the team, it's a
little bit more of a domino effect. I can't
say. "I've had my tough
stretches before," he added. "I don't think this is any different. I'm confident
that I'll pull out of
it." At another point,
he was less confident.
"Hopefully I can get the ship right," he
said.Finally, Michael Malone,
formerly of the now-defunct New York Sports Express, writes in yesterday's Editor & Publisher about the fallout from
his very funny Mike Piazza/"Teen Wolf" hoax, already noted in this space.
Posted at 12:46 AM
Mon - August 9, 2004
Burrell Out For The Year
After hurting his wrist in batting practice last
week, Phillies LF Pat Burrell is scheduled for season-ending surgery on Friday.
This comes on the heels of injuries to Billy Wagner, Kevin Millwood, Ryan
Madson, David Bell and Vicentne Padilla.
Philadelphia fortified their rotation
somewhat on Monday, acquiring P Corey Lidle from Cincinnati in exchange for OF
Javon Moran and LHP Joe
Wilson. A day after leaving
his start against Pittsburgh in the first inning, Dodgers P Brad Penny's MRI
showed his injury wasn't as severe as originally feared. According to ESPN, Penny's strained right biceps should only
cost him one start.
Posted at 11:46 PM
Home Field Advantage In San Diego
The San Diego Union-Tribune's Bill Center reports
on yesterday's shouting match between Phil Nevin and Padres
GM Kevin Towers, with the attributes of Petco Park
being the supposed topic of conversation.
Hours after 200 pet owners
showcased their prized canines in a pregame parade around the field, the Padres
backed deeper into their own doghouse – losing to Pittsburgh 4-2 to finish their longest
homestand of the season with a possibly devastating
loss. And the cost of
the defeat on the field was compounded minutes later when the frustration
exploded into a heated exchange between General Manager Kevin Towers and first
baseman Phil Nevin. The
confrontation came behind closed doors down the hall from the main clubhouse.
But it could be heard by other Padres players and the media assembled for
postgame interviews.
Towers, who called Nevin into the meeting, was upset about Nevin's latest
reaction to the idiosyncrasies of Petco
Park.
With the Padres down 3-2 in the eighth inning, Nevin lined a shot toward the
Home Run Porch down the right-field line. But instead of catching the right
corner of the porch, the drive went parallel to the seats and hit the wall
beyond the seats.
Instead of a 325-foot home run, Nevin had a 350-foot double. And instead of
tying the score, Nevin was stranded at second base as Rich Aurilia hit a drive
to deep left-center that was tracked down by center fielder Tike Redman for the
inning's final out.
Standing at second, Nevin looked back at the Home Run Porch in right and the
distant spot where Aurilia's drive fell short in left-center, fired his helmet
toward the Padres dugout, stared in the direction of Towers' suite behind home
plate and uttered several expletives about the Padres' first-year home that
could be easily deciphered by even a novice lip-reader watching the
telecast. Many of the
39,742 fans on hand also got the point. Towers certainly
did. Before meeting
with Towers, Nevin
said: "I thought it was
out. But we are where we are. I know I had three balls this week that would have
changed games this homestand and didn't go out. Just make it real. That's all I
asked." After the
postgame exchange – perhaps the loudest since Towers became GM in 1996
– Nevin said only: "There's nothing to talk
about." Said Towers:
"I'm not going to comment on it. We're all very emotional. What happens in the
clubhouse, stays in the
clubhouse."Towers and
the Padres brass have apparently had it with Petco Park being used as an excuse.
Other teams have homered here. Pirates backup catcher Humberto Cota popped one
out yesterday with what amounted to a one-handed swing to tie the game 2-2 in
the fourth. And first baseman Randall Simon homered in the sixth to make it 3-2.
But something is clearly amiss when the Padres are at
home. On the road, the
Padres have the second-best record in the National League (28-23) and are
hitting .286 and averaging almost a homer a
game. At home, they are
two games above .500, hitting .250 and averaging less than two homers every
three games. Even manager Bruce Bochy believed the Nevin and Aurilia drives were
going for homers.
Posted at 11:38 PM
Possible New Addition To The Sirius Satellite Lineup
Our 2nd favorite contributor in Jersey City, NJ,
Brian Turner forwards the following letter.
Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004
23:21:13 -0400 (EDT)From:
Charles Chicanery
<Charles_Chicanery@hotmail.com>To:
XX@XXXX.orgSubject: People
With Disabilities
RadioB---n
T----r,W---RadioDear
Mr. T----,Allow me to
be the first person to introduce you to the wonderful programming that is KPDR
Radio. We are the Internet's first station playing only music from
developmentally-challenged and physically-disabled
artists.Our play list
includes of course the many great seeing-impaired performers like the late Ray
Charles, funk phenomenon Stevie Wonder, jazz chanteuse Diane Shuur, country
legend Ronnie Milsap as well as some of the more obscure acts like 70's
country-pop crooner Terri Gibbs ("Somebody's Knockin'"), and early blues pioneer
Blind Lemon Jefferson. We have added the later catalog of the brilliant hard
rock band Def Leppard after drummer Rick Allen's arm was amputated.
Considering the Centers
for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) declaration of obesity as a disease, we
are pleased to announce that KPDR has added the talents of Wilson Phillips
(Carnie Wilson's pre-surgery years was when they
had all their hits anyway), early Luther Vandross, later Ella Fitzgerald, Meat
Loaf and the entire Capitol-EMI catalog of
Heart. (no
airplay for the modern Carnie, though she's much easier to shop for
now)We are anxiously
awaiting CMS pronouncement that alcoholism and drug addiction will join the list
of debilitating conditions, for it will open up our play lists
immensely.Since we are
a non-profit organization not in any direct competition with your listener base
and we are always attempting to promote "over the airwave" radio on our
"Internet-only" station, we were hoping to enlist your talents on a pro-bono
basis. It has been brought to our attention that you are, considering your
influence and clout, an expert on such
information.The AWD
(Americans With Disabilities) front will not divulge the names or occupations of
its members, citing some bogus "privacy" clause, therefore, because of their
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roster of eligible artists and musicians for our play list. We were playing Roy
Orbison for over a month before finding out the glasses he wore were simply a
prop- he wasn't seeing impaired at all! Mistakes like these are why we need
your help. This is where you come
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or bands with disabled members. Simply mail me back a comprehensive list and we
will start from
there.If you want to
volunteer any more of your time to our endeavors, I would love to schedule a
time to speak with
you.Thank
you,Charles
ChicaneryProgram
DirectorKPDR Radio (Internet
only)Persons with
Disabilities Radio
Posted at 10:38 PM
Dick Griffin On Tosca Firing
And the love affair between J.P. Ricciardi and the Toronto
media continues. From today's Toronto Star and Richard Griffin :
Even in something as
straightforward as the firing of his manager yesterday, Blue Jays GM J.P.
Ricciardi demonstrated his lack of people skills and absence of consideration
for the feelings of
others.The Blue Jays
had just finished suffering their fifth consecutive defeat, a graceless 8-2 loss
at the hands of the relentless, unsympathetic
Yankees. With a press
release already printed announcing the firing of Carlos Tosca, replaced by first
base coach John Gibbons, Ricciardi allowed his doomed skipper to go through a
pointless post-game media briefing, still thinking he was in charge, before
breaking the news.After
the writers left, some 20 minutes following the game, Ricciardi, accompanied by
team president Paul Godfrey, slid through Tosca's office door and lowered the
boom. By the time they were done meeting, most of the players had already left
the clubhouse, robbing Tosca of a chance to address the men he had led for the
last 26 months."We
haven't told the players, yet," Ricciardi said. "We'll tell them
tomorrow."That is
highly unusual. In addition, this could be the first time a manager was replaced
by someone on his own staff, wherein the fired guy addressed the media, but the
new manager didn't. Gibbons had left the building. He spoke to Tosca, as did
each of the coaches, then
departed. The truth is
this firing was not much of a surprise. It's a decision that could have been
made at any time. With the Jays already counted out of any post-season bid and
with Tosca having survived the all-star break and trade deadline, the best bet
was that it would wait until season's end. But scapegoats sometimes have expiry
dates."We came out of
spring training and we had expectations this year of building off what we had
done last year," Ricciardi said. "We won 86 games and we had a lot of positive
things going. For us to get off to such a bad start was definitely a concern. I
know we had a lot of injuries, but with everything being equal, the way we came
out of spring training was a major
concern." Ricciardi
(above) now welcomes manager No.3 in less than three years. He fired his first
manager, Buck Martinez, two months into his first season, citing philosophical
differences, replacing him with Tosca. He lasted two years and 67
days. Gibbons will have
a two-month interim reign, after which Ricciardi will again appoint someone new.
The new manager's contract will likely be three years, through '07, to coincide
with the GM, the end of his obligation to the Jays.
Posted at 10:05 PM
Edgar Calls It Quits
Posted at 09:45 PM
Sick & Tired Of Barry (Being Sick & Tired)
Carrying a heavy frame on 40 year old legs, I'm
not surprised that Barry Bonds is vocal about the wear & tear he endures,
nor am I surprised that his once mind-blowing skills in LF have diminished.
Gene Collier of the Pittsburgh
Post-Gazette, however, thinks Bonds complains too
much.
Barry's tired, and so
tired of saying he's tired that now he has got his manager saying it and the
club's trainer saying it, and even the owner of the San Francisco Giants, Peter
Magowan, saying it loud enough to make you think Bonds might finish this
singular career in the American League. Ah yes, the AL, where the game just
isn't so damn tiring. The league has the designated hitter, who is mostly a
designated
sitter.
In case you've tuned Bonds out -- and given almost any random sampling of his
reluctant public utterances, you're better off for it -- the game's incomparable
slugger first mentioned in early May that he was being walked so often that he
was growing tired of standing all the
time. No,
seriously. And here it
is August. The man's gotta be dead on his
feet. "Walking is
harder than hitting because you're on your feet all day," he told
MLB.com."I never sit
down. I'd go on the bases, stand up, go to get my glove and stand out there,
except for a few minutes, go and hit, grab my glove, run a base, score,
whatever, grab my glove, go out
there. "That's hard.
That's not easy. Let somebody do that and see how it
feels." Now while you
look for the phone number for Amnesty International, I'll just start by pointing
out that there are plenty of people who'll stand for the whole game tomorrow
night, many of them stadium ushers, some of whom were doing the same thing in
Forbes Field before Bonds was
born. Waitresses and
bartenders, porters and bell captains, umpires, toll takers, bricklayers,
soldiers, sailors, butchers, bakers, and former Candlestick Park ticket takers,
pretty much remain on their feet a lot longer than Bonds, even when he walks
four times. And
somehow, intelligent people talk as if this goofy issue of keeping Bonds
vertical is a looming
crisis. "I want him to
[finish his career] here, but I don't have to play left field and have to stand
there and never sit down," Magowan has said for the record. "I don't get walked
and have to be standing on first base all the time. I could see how he might
make life a lot easier on himself as an American League
player." But that's not
today's issue. Today's issue is the hot inconvenience for a 40-year-old man to
have to remain upright for literally minutes at a time, especially when the man
is only earning about $111,000 per game? If you prefer the hourly rate, that's a
little more than $37,000 an hour, which I'm still guessing makes what your own
compensation look like a booger,
no? How about a chair?
Would anyone mind, do you think, if Barry just took a lawn chair out to left
with him? (I'm sorry -- had someone bring him one). Is there a rule against it?
Judging from what's left of Barry's defensive prowess, he would get just as good
a jump on the ball from the chair as he's getting from a standing
start. There's another
solution. It's called retirement. Maybe it's time Barry sat down behind a desk,
freed from the rigors of keeping his perfectly lethal swing intact. That way
maybe he'll have time to think about what he's saying from time to time. Maybe
then, there will be no more pronouncements about how he could never play in
Boston because it's a racist town and that he was more interested in surpassing
Babe Ruth's records than Hank Aaron's and how they'll never name a street or a
tunnel after him because "they don't build stuff for
blacks." "I live in the
real world, brother," he told the Boston Globe's Gordon Edes this summer.
"That's all. I do the best I can in the real world. I ain't mad at it, but it's
still the real world."
Bonds grew up in major-league clubhouses, grew into a regal athleticism, and
will grow old amid the limitless privileges of astounding wealth and worldwide
fame. He's never been near the real world, and it's just as well, because it can
be very, very tiring.There are few
more unsympathetic characters in baseball than Barry. And few easier targets.
I wish Collier would do us a favor and post his medical credentials alongside
his column because it's pretty impressive that he's so sure Bonds is moaning
without just cause. If Barry is using a cane at the age of 50, will Collier
offer an apology?
Posted at 08:13 PM
Kicker Conspiracy, Far East-Style
The Independent's David McNeill reports on the
riotous scenes following Japan's controversial 3-1 defeat of hosts China
in Saturday's Asia Cup final.
Chinese fans, pumped up
over their team's first chance in 20 years to beat their great rivals, reacted
furiously after a Maradona-style handball goal by the Japan midfielder Koji
Nakata sealed the match. The goal, already described as "the hand of Koji" by
the Chinese press, was greeted with jeers and whistles by angry supporters who
left the Japanese team to collect the cup in an almost empty Beijing Workers'
Stadium. Watched
by about 12,000 security personnel, thousands spilled out into the streets
chanting anti-Japanese slogans and singing "Long Live China!" Some burnt
Japanese flags and attacked the car of a minister from the Japanese embassy,
Chikahito Harada. The Japanese team and supporters were bussed out of the
stadium under police escort to escape the rioting, and again to Beijing
international airport yesterday after a sleepless night listening to obscenities
being shouted outside their
windows.China's coach,
Arie Haan of the Netherlands, who refused to collect his runners-up medal,
blamed his team's loss on the Kuwaiti referee, Saad Kameel. "The first goal was
a free-kick to Japan that should have been for us, the second was handball and
the third was after a foul on [the Manchester City full-back] Sun Jihai," Haan
told the China Daily. "How can you win when this
happens?"Beijing's
first encounter with European-style football hooliganism capped a bad-tempered
tournament that has been a showcase less for football skills than for xenophobia
and racial epithets.The
Japanese national anthem was drowned out by jeers at every match in which the
team played, and its athletes were serenaded throughout each appearance by
whistles and chants concerning the size of their genitals. Japanese supporters
were pelted with bottles and rubbish and warned by authorities not to wear their
team's kit to avoid "provoking" the other
side.The controversy
has for the first time brought home to millions in Japan who watched the
tournament on television the depth of anti-Japanese sentiment in China, where
lingering hatreds over the brutal occupation by the Imperial Army in the 1930s
and 1940s have been stoked by growing Chinese nationalism and fanned by what
many consider Japan's historical amnesia. Thanks to selective history textbooks,
many Japanese people are unaware of some of the most notorious crimes of the
occupation.The
right-leaning Yomiuri newspaper in Japan said the behaviour of the Chinese fans
was "caused by the anti-Japanese propaganda long promoted by the Chinese
authorities," and their efforts to arouse patriotic sentiment. The newspaper's
China bureau chief, Akira Fujino, said: "China wants to prevent Japan from
becoming a political or military superpower through criticising its past;
maintaining anti-Japanese public opinion is an important part of this
strategy."
Posted at 05:26 PM
Our Man In Iraq, Update
Following up on the comings and goings of the crafty Ahmad Chalabi, courtesy of the Sydney
Morning Herald. Iraq's
interim government has issued arrest warrants against the former Governing
Council member Ahmad Chalabi and his nephew Salem Chalabi, the head of the
tribunal trying Saddam
Hussein. Ahmad Chalabi,
a former Pentagon favourite, was sought in an investigation into whether he
counterfeited or laundered Iraqi currency. Salem Chalabi was sought over the
murder of the director-general of the Finance Ministry, Haithem Fadhil, on May
28. Ahmad Chalabi,
whose fortunes declined during the latter days of the US occupation, has been in
holiday in Iran. He rejected the charges and said he would return to Iraq to
fight for his
reputation. "I do not
know who is doing this and why. They are not patriots. I have done my duty and
helped liberate Iraq."
"I can easily prove that these charges are untrue and I intend to defend myself
and clear my name."
Earlier this year he fell out of favour over allegations that his political
faction gave flawed intelligence to US agents and leaked US secrets to
Iran. He and the
interim Prime Minister, Iyad Allawi, have clashed over issues such as Dr
Allawi's moves to partially reverse the country's de-Baathification
process.In the months
since the US turned against him, he has tried to transform himself into an Iraqi
populist. That effort has included reaching out to the anti-US Shiite preacher
Moqtada al-Sadr. Some
analysts have predicted that al-Sadr and Ahmad Chalabi might form a loose
alliance, with the former wielding influence from the pulpit and the latter
entering electoral
politics.The warrant
reportedly accuses him of counterfeiting old Iraqi dinars. But he told CNN that
he was working as head of the Governing Council's finance committee to try to
stop the circulation of false currency, and that the counterfeit bills had been
in the possession of the
committee. "Without a
doubt, I'm being set up .. . They think they can hurt me by doing this,
politically," Mr Chalabi said.
Posted at 03:39 PM
Rick James, pt. II
One of the best things about reading The
Independent every day is the amount of care the paper puts into obituaries for
what other dailies would consider to be marginal figures. Their Rick James obit, dated this morning, 9
August, is a good example.
Posted at 03:04 PM
From Folk Hero To Pariah : Kevin Millar Plays Damage Control
Incredibly, this could be a controversy that has blown over within 48
hours. Though the prospect of Boston putting Millar on waivers seemed
pretty far fetched, more than a few frenzied (if not homicidal) persons were
recomending just that over the weekend. The Herald's Steve Buckley explains.
It was a contrite
Millar who practically wanted to sink into the floor in the clubhouse as he
attempted to make amends for earlier remarks he aimed at manager Terry Francona
about playing time.
``I
wanted to apologize to Terry,'' Millar said after meeting with the manager. ``I
didn't want this to turn out where he's the bad guy . . . I'm not challenging
Terry Francona as manager . . . he's always been loyal to me.''
The
reason for Millar's backpedaling is comments he made late Saturday afternoon at
Comerica Park before the Sox' game against the Detroit Tigers. Dismayed that he
was not in Francona's lineup, Millar sought solace from a collection of writers
who cover the team, saying, among other things, ``I'm not going to be lied to.
I'm not going to be lack-of-communicated to. I wasn't told I was on the bench. I
didn't know that was the
situation."As things
happened, Milalr wound up in the lineup Saturday anyway. WIth Manny Ramirez
asking out of the game becuase of what were termed ``flu-like symptoms,'' Millar
took the slugger's place, batting third and playing left field. He contributed
two walks and an RBI single in the Sox' 7-4 victory over the Tigers.
Before
yesterday's series finale against the Tigers, an 11-9 Red Sox victory, Francona
told reporters he had already spoken with Millar about the incident, saying he
preferred to keep the nature of the discussion ``in-house.''
Said
Francona: ``Some things need to stay between a manager and his players. You can
ask Kevin Millar.''
But
Francona, who has a reputation for not criticizing his players publicly, made it
clear he was not happy with Millar's comments.
``I
want him to want to play,'' Francona said. ``But I'm not sure the way he handled
it is the way I would have wanted him to handle it.''
Millar
was originally penciled in to bat fifth and play first base yesterday. But when
Ramirez was again pulled out of the lineup at the last minute - once again,
because of what the club said were ``flu-like symptoms'' - Millar was moved to
third in the order, playing left field. He went 0-for-4 with a walk in the Sox'
wild, homer-happy victory.
``I
didn't want this to be a me-against-Terry Francona thing. It's not,'' Millar
said. ``I came in (Saturday), I was frustrated. I probably should have taken a
walk down to the dugout for an hour.
``But
this isn't a situation that's going to last. We turn the page . . . and we go
on. That's basically it.'' The
next time I'm upset about someone ignoring me, I have to remember to say
"I'm not going to be lack-of-communicated
to."
Posted at 01:50 PM
Sun - August 8, 2004
Blue Jays Fire Tosca
 Toronto have fired manager Carlos Tosca (above),
replacing him with former Mets catcher John Gibbons on an interim basis. Tosca's
record in a little more than two seasons was 189-19, though a miserable 47-64
(18-34 on the road) so far this season, last in the AL East.
The Blue Jays lost their 5th in a row
earlier today, dropping an 11-4 decision to the Yankees, the
11th time this year Toronto's pitching staff has allowed 11 or more runs.
Posted at 10:49 PM
Sherman on Duquette, Heyman on DePodesta
Trailing 6-1 to the Cardinals today and likely
to be swept in the weekend series, the Mets have plummeted out of the pennant
race since the trades for Kris Benson and Victor Zambrano. And while neither
trade can be blamed for New York's miserable showings against Atlanta and St.
Louis on the current road trip, the NY
Post's Joel Sherman has no shortage of bones to pick.
Jim Duquette is furious.
Outside executives — not armed with his inside information and financial
parameters — are criticizing his deadline deals, specifically moving Scott
Kazmir. Fans and media who have never seen Kazmir so much as lift his left arm
are brutalizing the Met GM for moving such a
talent.Duquette defends
the moves, saying that within his payroll dynamics, the Mets received two
starters (Kris Benson and Victor Zambrano) they believe will flourish under
pitching coach Rick Peterson for a package they were comfortable dealing. The
Met analysis was Kazmir was a minimum of three years from helping, and might yet
end up in the bullpen. Tampa GM Chuck LaMar said the lefty would be up Sept. 1
"if not sooner" to pitch in the
rotation.For the
record, I side with the critics and, after canvassing opinions from 10
executives and scouts, here are the six main reasons
why:1) The Mets were
six games out and behind three superior teams when the deals were executed and,
thus, should have sold, not bought. Tampa, rebuilding with Kazmir, was just 11/2
games worse than the Mets entering this
weekend. 2)
The Mets fretted Benson (above) would be dealt to, and sign, with Atlanta. So
what, the execs said, Benson is not talented enough for such worries. Besides,
the Braves are financially strapped and retaining Benson (unlikely, the
officials said) would, for example, prevent them from keeping Russ Ortiz, a
better pitcher, whom the Mets could then sign as a free agent. "Finances should
be a Met strength and they don't fully use it," an AL executive
said.3) Three scouts
who saw Kazmir, 20, this year (two at Double-A, one at Single-A) projected him
as a top-of-the-rotation starter. Among the most valuable trade chips is a
high-ceiling, lefty starter, making little money and already succeeding at a
high level. "There are just not a lot of power lefties out there like this guy,"
an AL farm director
said.4) Not one
executive argued against trading Kazmir noting the poor track record for both
high school pitchers and small lefties (even LaMar said durability was the
long-term question). The problem was timing. At the deadline, only
non-contenders hone in on prospects. The Mets said if they marketed Kazmir in
winter, teams would have backed off, wondering why they were doing so. But the
Mets could have shot high this offseason (Ben Sheets?) and waited for the other
club to mention Kazmir, reducing suspicions. "In July you have a limited market
place," an NL GM said. "In November, you could talk to and about
anything."5) The execs
said the Mets would have been better served putting Kazmir, Huber, Peterson and
Wigginton into one deal. One AL executive said, "That would have gotten them
whomever will be the best player traded this offseason." Duquette called it
"fantasy" to find a match with that kind of
trade.6) One AL
assistant GM said, "No matter what Kazmir becomes in the majors, he has
incredible value now. To get a questionable guy [Zambrano] for that is not
enough." Duquette countered, "You don't get a No. 1 starter for a No. 1 pitching
prospect." He cited the overwhelming packages for Randy Johnson in 1998 and even
Freddy Garcia this year. But that suggests the Mets would have gotten more had
they simply put well-regarded prospects Kazmir, Huber and Peterson in one deal.
A couple of thoughts about today's
ongoing debacle : What's up with Art
Howe bringing in Mike DeJean in the 5th inning? Wouldn't Matt Ginter or Pedro
Felicano make more sense in such a spot? Why is Ginter even on the roster if
he's not used in one of the more obvious long-relief
situations?Kaz Matsui has left a game
early for the 2nd day in a row, which means the Mets missed an opportunity to
start Al Leiter nominee for the 2nd coming of Ozzie Smith, Joe McEwing.
Add Newsday's
Jon Heyman to the growing chorus of persons wondering why Matsui can't
be moved to 2B as soon as posible.
It is time now for the Kaz
Matsui and Mike Piazza experiments to end. The Mets must transfer Matsui from
shortstop to second base now, and they have to move Piazza permanently back to
catcher. They have no
choice.A Mets person
cited "integrity" as the reason they'll keep Matsui at shortstop for the year
and mentioned the cultural shame a demotion would bring in his homeland. But
Matsui told me no promises were made to
him.The current plan
with Piazza is to have him catch only Al Leiter and Steve Trachsel, which has
never been adequately explained. Nor could
it.Elsewhere in his Sunday column,
Heyman chimes in with more criticism of Dodgers GM Paul DePodesta and his deals
at last week's deadline.
Moneyball Maestro Paul
DePodesta gets a pass for the Dodgers' silly trade with Florida because he was
surely under orders to save money. The Dodgers are now telling people they won't
give more than three-year deals, which means star third baseman Adrian Beltre is
a goner.There's nothing wrong with
saving money if it means getting rid of Juan Encarnacion. LA are 6 1/2 games
ahead of the Padres in the NL West. --- presumably a few more weeks will have to
go by before the loss of Paul Lo Duca's leadership dooms the Dodgers to a late
collapse. Not that Heyman --- or
anyone else --- has a monopoly on crap predictions. It was in this space just a
few months ago that someone who looks an awful lot like me proclaimed the
Marlins to be "the class of the NL East".
Posted at 10:15 PM
Manny Has The Weekend Off
 Despite
the absence of Manny Ramirez, the Red Sox managed to score a combined 18 runs
the past two afternoons, winning two in a row over Detroit, surviving Tim Wakefield (above) giving up 6 home runs
earlier today. In Sunday's edition, The Providence Journal's Steve Krassner wonders about
Ramirez' benching.
Make of this what you
will.About 40 minutes
before last night's scheduled first pitch, Manny Ramirez was scratched from the
starting lineup.A
little background
now.Ramirez, who has
been the Red Sox' cleanup hitter virtually all year, had been moved up to the
number three spot by manager Terry Francona for last night's game against the
Tigers. David Ortiz, back from his five-game suspension, swapped places with
Ramirez, dropping down from third to
cleanup.Francona toyed
with the idea of batting Ramirez third in spring training, followed by Nomar
Garciaparra and Ortiz. That was the order for the exhibition opener. Ramirez
also hit third on Opening Day, but the next day he was the Sox' cleanup man,
with Ortiz
third.Ramirez has
indicated in the past that he is more comfortable batting
fourth.Yesterday,
Francona said that Ramirez, who has been struggling in 19 games since the
All-Star break (.219 with only 2 homers and 8 RBI) had gone to the manager after
Friday night's game suggesting the batting-order
switch.But then the
"flu" struck.Another
byproduct of Ramirez's "flu-like symptoms" was that his good buddy, Kevin
Millar, who railed against Francona and his inconsistent starting lineups before
batting practice, was inserted into Ramirez's spot in left
field.What to make of
all this?After the
game, Francona insisted Ramirez was under the weather and said he wasn't sure
about Ramirez's status for today. Ramirez, though, was smiling after the game
and said he would "probably" be back in the
lineup."He looks
terrible. It came on him real quick," said Francona. "He was all bundled up. If
he doesn't look better than he does now, (he won't play today). He came down to
tell us he'd pinch hit, but for us to not want him to pinch hit, he had to be
sick."Ramirez
pleasantly answered postgame questions about his health and his feelings about
batting third."I was
feeling great and then I got the flu in my throat," said Ramirez. "I'll probably
be in there (today). I'm feeling better now."
Posted at 09:07 PM
Mushnick On Spike...Again
Proving that he's nothing if not consistent, the
NY Post's Earl of The Easily Outraged, Phil
Mushnick devotes all of Sunday's column to the many crimes committed by Spike
Lee. Since quoting Phil at length makes my skull hurt, I'll try to
limit this to the highlights. 1) Lee
is a "maker of mostly bad movies".
Granted, the new "She Hate Me" looks
pretty shitty. And "Girl 6" was no great achievement, nor was "Crooklyn". "Son
Of Sam" totally sucked, even with the George Tabb cameo. But with a resume
including "Do The Right Thing", "Four Little Girls", "She's Gotta Have It",
"School Daze", "The Kings Of Comedy", "He Got Game", "Malcom X", "Jungle Fever",
"Get On The Bus", "Clockers", and "25th Hour", I would characterize Spike Lee as
a maker of mostly good
movies.
Either you think Lee's a mostly
interesting director or you don't. Though I wouldn't confuse prolific with
good, the guy makes some pretty bold decisions from film to film, some bolder
than others. I'm not familiar with Phil's background in cinema, but much like
his comments about Serena Williams not looking so good in
hot pants, he's a little out of his depth here.
2) Having shilled for Nike and their
overpriced, slave-manufactured sneakers, Spike Lee has no right to complain
about corporate greed. Though this is
not the craziest charge Mushnick has leveled at Lee, Phil is pretty quick to
call someone else a hypocrite. Mushnick's columns are crammed with concern for
the younger generation, what with the the evil influence of steriod pushers,
scalped tickets, nasty cable TV companies, etc. the purveyors of which
regularly advertise alongside Phil's column, either in print or online (and
don't forget the classy ads for strip clubs and handgun peddlers in the Post's
sports section). So Spike Lee has fed his children with wages paid by Merchants
Of Human Misery. So has Phil. But it
is telling that Lee (and Nike) are regularly blamed by Phil for street crime,
misplaced priorities, and helping to tap into the uncontrollable anxiety that
many young blacks supposedly feel when they see an expensive product they cannot
afford. In Phil's world, said youngsters start killing each other for sneakers
and there's blood all over Lee's hands. Meanwhile, Pat Riley and Bill Parcells
can work as Cadillac pitchmen and Phil isn't so bothered. But I suppose no one
ever died during an auto theft (and white fans of Bill Parcells are far less
impetuous). 3) Spike's Mars Blackmon
character "which he often called upon to sell pricey Nikes, was a pitiful black
street stereotype, a late 1980s and early '90s Stepinfetchit, head to
toe."I think this is overstating
things, just a tad. Surely Lee has the right to create a comedic figure. I
wouldn't expect Phil to know much about artistic expression but there are black
personas other than say, Bill Cosby and Barry Sanders, that Lee and any other
interpretive artist can draw from. 4)
Spike Lee is a boorish, annoying clown with his loudmouth routine and cartoonish
ensemble while standing courtside at Knicks
games.
(Spike
- he paid for his seat and he's going to get his money's worth. Possibly in the
background, the very reserved Billy
Crystal)OK, admittedly Spike isn't
sporting one of those No Neck Blues Band beards like Phil, but surely he's
entitled to wear whatever he wants in public. Though his front row hysterics
are more than a little tiresome (and more than a little dangerous if Reggie
Miller is the target), are Lee's offenses at NBA games any worse than those
committed by Jack Nicholson, Jimmy Buffet, Larry Miller or Calvin
Klein?For
the record, I don't really think that Phil is a racist just because he holds a
black celebrity to a very different standard than that of a white public figure.
I just think he's had a hard on for Spike Lee for the past 20+ years and perhaps
he needs to talk to a therapist about it.
Posted at 03:48 PM
Joel Steinberg, Daddy Dearest
A crying shame New York magazine wasn't able to
get this interview in time for their Father's Day
issue.
Joel Steinberg, free after serving
nearly 17 years in the beating death of his 6-year-old adopted daughter, still
describes himself as "a good father" and said he had "pushed" Lisa Steinberg but
didn't hit her. "I was
a good father," he said in an interview with New York magazine that hits
newstands on Monday. "Of course, I'm sorry my daughter's dead. But the medical
reports showed no 'present' or 'historical' fractures or wounds. That means no
history of abuse. Got
it?" An expert quoted
by the magazine said Steinberg was selectively quoting from a medical report
that showed the girl had injuries including brain
swelling. "If a man my
size, with a fist as big as mine, hit you in the forehead, you'd hit the floor
and have a mark you'd remember. If I hit a little girl that way, the bruise
would have been bigger than her head!" he said. "What about the people at
school, her friends on West 10th Street? How come nobody saw
nothin'?" Steinberg
admitted to the magazine that he "pushed" his daughter, "with the soft pad, you
know, on your palm?,"
"As soon as we saw that she wasn't breathing right, we called the ambulance," he
said. "What would anyone else have
done?" Steinberg, a
disbarred lawyer, has been living in a Manhattan halfway house since he was
released June
30.
"I went from middle-aged millionaire to penniless bum!" he told New
York. "I can't even
afford a subscription to Cruising World, which is not about what you might
think. It's about sailing. I like to look at the pictures.I used to take my
daughter and even Hedda out on Long Island Sound, for the peace and fresh air.
That rhythm of the water. We had some good times, everybody
forgets."
Posted at 01:34 PM
Sat
- August 7, 2004
"This Is Not Martha's Vineyard"
In the wacky record biz, all sorts of concessions
can be made for artists that for one reason or another, are loathe to tour or
reluctant to visit radio stations. That said, even
the most rudimentary marketing campaign faces a challenge when the performer is
in incarcerated until at least 2009, writes Jeff Leeds in Saturday's
New York Times. In the
calculating eyes of music industry executives, the rap artist Jamaal Barrow
possesses the sort of street credibility that instantly draws fans and sells
records - a prison sentence. Unfortunately for them, he's serving it right
now. Mr. Barrow,
professionally known as Shyne and a former protégé of the rap music
impresario Sean Combs, was heavily courted this winter despite being just three
years into a 10-year sentence for a shooting while he was with Mr. Combs at a
Manhattan nightclub. But now, after signing Shyne to a
multimillion-dollar-record contract to put out some of his unreleased
recordings, executives at Vivendi Universal's Def Jam Recordings are finding
that some of the very traits that stirred up such interest - his hardcore image
and tangles with the law - may prove to be major drawbacks as they market his
new album, "Godfather Buried Alive,'' due in stores
Tuesday. With the
performer behind bars in upstate New York, a concert tour is out of the
question. So is the customary swing through radio station studios in the biggest
markets. The New York State Department of Correctional Services has started to
enforce rules limiting the number of reporters who can visit. And whatever
modest publicity efforts Shyne can undertake will not take place on Friday
nights or Saturdays - he recently began observing the Jewish Sabbath, a nod, he
says, to his great-grandmother, an Ethiopian
Jew. "No one would want
to be here,'' Shyne said in a telephone interview last week from the Clinton
Correctional Facility. "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. I have to make
the best of it. I am here and I have adjusted. I've found a way to stay on top
of everything.''
Overcoming the hurdles prison places on marketing is not impossible, as the
rapper Tupac Shakur
proved. "The truth
about it is," said Antonio Reid, the chairman of the Island Def Jam Music Group,
"there are times when our marketing plans don't really include the artist anyway
- maybe it costs too much to move them around, maybe the artist doesn't live in
the
U.S.''
"I know I can't do anything with him,'' Mr. Reid said of Shyne. "We approach it
like he's just in
Japan." Since he cannot
make in-person visits, Shyne has settled for telephoning a handful of major
radio stations to speak to D.J.'s. He also plans to offer a series of $10,000
scholarships to radio listeners in some markets, and will call 10 fans competing
in a contest on Vibe magazine's Web
site. Prison also
serves up its own particular obstacles. While speaking last month with Felli
Fel, a D.J. with the top-rated KPWR-FM in Los Angeles, Shyne said he would have
to wind up his interview because there apparently had been an attack inside the
prison. A moment later, the phone line went
dead. In an interview
last week, Shyne was matter-of-fact about the interruption. "This is jail;
people get stabbed every day. This is not Martha's
Vineyard.'' But his
imprisonment may affect more than just his music's marketing. James B. Flateau,
a spokesman for the New York prison system, said the department was "in the
process" of discussing the album with the State Crime Victims Board, which is
authorized to examine whether money earned by an inmate can be sought by his or
her victims under the state's so-called "Son of Sam"
law. Shyne, as well as
lawyers involved with his record deal, contend that his income from the album
cannot be seized under the law. In fact, he said the release of an album from
behind bars "is against all odds'' and should provide inspiration to the public
and his fellow inmates alike.
Posted at 11:45 PM
Voisin Starts Packing C-Webb's Bags
What with Vlade leaving town, the Kings' Peja Stojakovic is demanding a trade.
The Sacramento Bee's Ailene Voisin would much rather see Chris Webber shipped
elsewhere. Clubs
that collapse as dramatically as the Kings during those final weeks, with
players imitating actors who forget their lines, and whose lead character
suddenly steals the script and pockets the applause, seldom survive
intact. But the wrong
guys are running for the
exit. Someone better
bar the door, quickly.
The Kings have already committed one serious error - failing to appreciate Vlade
Divac's immense popularity and ensuring that the veteran center retired as a
member of the organization - and once again are embroiled in a situation that
should have been addressed aggressively months
ago. There have been
only two reasonable choices: The team's most powerful personality (Chris Webber) should be traded or the head coach
(Rick Adelman) should be replaced by someone willing to confront the
heavyweights.
Devastating finishes call for desperate measures. Haven't the Kings learned
anything from the
Lakers? When
relationships become strained beyond repair, manifested by lousy chemistry on
the court and poisoned dynamics in the locker room, the key ingredients require
a serious second look.
And from the time Webber returned March 2 following knee surgery and an
eight-game suspension, the view was the same in Serbia as it was in Sacramento:
ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly.
Given the severity of his injury and 10-month rehabilitation, he was in no
position to resume his role as the dominant player, much less demand that others
step aside. His
mobility was significantly hampered. He carried at least 15 pounds of
unnecessary muscle, a serious liability for any elite athlete with bad knees.
Realistically, he was at least an offseason and several months away from
discovering whether his full complement of skills would ever be
recaptured. But worst
of all, Webber never embraced the nuances of a system that enabled the Kings to
attack from all angles, yet attack as a single, highly efficient
entity.
But no one challenged the power forward about his game or his post-game
critiques - everyone was always at fault, it seemed, except Webber - or insisted
that he join the team instead of revising the game plan to accommodate his
individual desires. When someone should have intervened and taken control of the
situation, no one did, and that someone should have been the head
coach. So why would
anyone be surprised that Divac would leave? That Stojakovic would request a
trade? That Webber's ridiculous ramblings, inferences and innuendos would never
abate?
Posted at 11:27 PM
Reds' Mouthpiece Manuevering Comes To A Close (We Think)
From John Fay of the Cincinnati Enquirer :
Joe Nuxhall and the Reds
have made their peace. And in all likelihood, controversy - at least as far as
broadcasters are concerned - is behind the
club. A source
confirmed a Channel 19 report that Nuxhall's longtime partner in the booth,
Marty Brennaman, has agreed to a three-year contract extension that will keep
him as the team's No. 1 radio play-by-play man through
2007. Despite the
timing, Brennaman's extension was unrelated to the Nuxhall
controversy. Neither
the Reds nor Brennaman would comment on the
extension. As for
Nuxhall, he released a statement saying his "emotions got the best of me,"
leading him to say the organization forced him into
retirement. He ended
the statement with: "As far as I am concerned, this little episode is
over."
The episode might be over, but the public relations ramifications aren't gone.
Popular perception is that Reds chief executive officer Carl Lindner forced out
Nuxhall.I only hear Reds action on
radio every now and then, so I was looking for someone else to fill in the
blanks here. Other than the possibility of Joe Nuxhall dropping dead on-air, why were the
Reds (seemingly) so eager to give him and/or Brennaman the boot? The Enquirer's Paul Daugherty might have been
onto something : There was
ample evidence that until October 2002, when he signed his current deal he now
claims was forced upon him, Joe was using his beloved status to take it easy on
the job. For a few years, Joe coasted. He knew it and wasn't especially troubled
by it. When he was on the air, Joe often sounded disengaged, especially when the
Reds were losing or playing poorly. When he wasn't on the air, he slept
occasionally.
What should the Reds do? The club is as good at managing the news as Wily Mo
Pena is at catching routine fly
balls. Instead of
celebrating their most prized employees - Nuxhall and Barry Larkin come to mind
- the Reds seem to want them gone. They don't do anything without bumping into
the furniture.
Posted at 10:55 PM
QPR 1, Rotherham 1
I
really hope I didn't hear Ian Holloway describe Gareth Ainsworth (above, scorer
of QPR's only goal this afternoon) as "pretty good in the air --- for a white
man" in his post-match comments. Sporting Life quotes QPR's manager as saying "wide
man ". I've replayed Holloway's interview on QPR World a half dozen
times (much like Olly's Pollack-esque paintings, its weirdly hypnotic)....and it
sounds like "white man". Oh well, enunciation ain't everything.
I don't mean to give Holloway a hard
time. Ainsworth and Martin Rowlands were both pretty good on the ground, too
(for men of any racial, ethnic or national background).
Other than that, QPR's less than auspicious return to Division
One (and I'm not calling it the Coca Cola Championship --- this
rebranding nonsense doesn't disguise the fact we're still talking about the old
Second Division) was marked by brutal heat, Coca-Cola signage, a viciously
profane dude 3 rows behind me who's on a fast track to a voice box, the
obligatory Mick Jones sighting (thankfully, making zero concessions to said
brutal heat) and a dubious foul called on Matthew Rose leading to the visitors'
equalizer.
Posted at 08:39 PM
Four Eyes No Better Than Two For Kaz, Revisionist History WIth
Roger
 (St.
Louis starter Matt Morris won his 12th last night, allowing just 2 runs on 5
hits and 2 walks over 7 innings)Still
on pace for a 40 error season, despite sitting out a trio of games this week,
Kaz Matsui catches the blame from the NY Post's
Michael Morrissey for the Mets' 6-4 loss last night to the Cardinals.
Yesterday afternoon,
someone asked Art Howe if it was worth keeping Kaz Matsui on the bench rather
than mess with a winning lineup.
Out the previous three
games with a left ankle bone bruise, the error-prone Matsui missed the Mets'
series sweep over Milwaukee.
"No, if he's healthy,
he's ready to go," Howe answered.
A few hours later,
Matsui — wearing glasses in the field for the first time — committed
his major-league leading 23rd error at shortstop, allowing the go-ahead run to
reach second in the seventh inning of the Mets' 6-4 loss to St. Louis.
In the seventh, Matsui
faltered. He came to the United States as a Gold Glove winner in Japan, but his
glove and arm have been hazardous materials. He doesn't have a nickname yet, but
HazMatsui isn't bad.
Matsui dropped and then
threw away a routine grounder by Cards starter Matt Morris leading off the
seventh, and frustrated, snake-bitten starter Tom Glavine couldn't pick up his
teammate. Matsui dropped the ball as he was transferring it from glove to hand
and then fired a sidearm throw in the dirt.
In this morning's Newsday, David
Lennon catches up with former Met Roger Cedeno,
currently coming off the bench for Tony La Russa :
At Busch Stadium, the fans
say please and thank you when asking for autographs, even when they are turned
down in their polite request. And if you're wearing Cardinal red, there is no
such thing as an unforgivable sin on the baseball field. Just try to do better
the next time. Is it
any wonder that Roger Cedeño is happy here? Cedeño generated more boos
than anyone short of John Rocker during his second tour in Flushing, a stay with
the Mets that ended on the final weekend of spring training when he was dealt to
St. Louis. But that
trade not only rescued the outfielder's spiraling career, it did something even
Cedeño, the eternal optimist, thought impossible - allow his family to
watch him play at his home ballpark once more. Last season, Cedeño's wife,
Thais, and young daughter, Michele, endured so much profanity-laced abuse at
Shea that he felt it was unwise for them to attend games there. At Busch, they
never want to leave.
"My daughter loves it," said Cedeño, whose second daughter, Veronica, was
born in October. "You don't hear any bad words in the stands. They've got
class." "I'm very
comfortable here," Cedeño said. "It's unbelievable. The fans are great. In
the second game I played here, I went 0-for-4, and they say, 'It's OK. You'll
get them tomorrow.' I'm not used to this. There's a feeling that you want to do
something when you have that support behind you. Everybody wants to do the
little things because the fans appreciate it."
In the sheltered
Cardinals clubhouse, in a town where the media spotlight shines with the
intensity of a flickering candle, most of Cedeño's teammates will never
understand the personal hell he languished through in New York. His friends on
the Mets did, marveling at the barrage of boos that rained down on him at Shea,
and Cedeño is thankful to be performing in front of a more sympathetic
audience. "They really
understand the game," Cedeño said. "They know how hard it is. They don't
put pressure on us." There you
have it. Cedeno's problems with NY fans stemmed from the latter's inability to
understand baseball, not their impatience with the latter's inability to catch
the ball, failure to make contact, etc. Perhaps a few of those oh-so-supportive
St. Louis fans recognize that unlike the Mets, their club isn't paying Cedeno $5
million a year to swing at pitches over his head, nor are their hopes invested
in a leadoff hitter who turns up for spring training overweight, an
outfielder far more adept at drunk driving than he is coming within 20 feet of a
routine fly ball. The Post's
Morrisey has an almost identical item today, this after the Star-Ledger's David Waldstein ran a piece
earlier in the year that had Cedeno bemoaning the verbal abuse his family
withstood at Shea. With so many buddies in the Mets press corps, I
can only assume that Roger Cedeno is an absolutely terrific person to hang
around with. As evidenced by his 2002 and 2003 seasons, he's not much of a
ballplayer.
Posted at 12:20 PM
Cards Get Walker
During tonight's Mets/Cardinals telecast on Fox Sports NY, your
fountain of information, Fran Healy is reporting that St. Louis have acquired OF
Larry Walker from the Colorado Rockies.
(Update : for once, Healy was not full
of shit. Just days after putting his Denver home for
sale, Colorado sent Walker to St. Louis in exchange for P Jason
Burch and two players to be named later.
According to the St. Louis Dispatch, Walker had already turned
down trades to Arizona, Texas and Florida. Colorado will cover $9 million of
the $17.5 million Walker is owed this season and next.)
Posted at 02:16 AM
Racist Turd Wins TN Congressional Primary
The AP's Woody Bard has the story of James L.
Hart, the GOP's nominee for U.S. Congress in Tennessee's 8th District.
With 86 percent of the
primary vote counted Thursday, write-in candidate Dennis Bertrand had just 1,554
votes compared to 7,671, or 83 percent, for James L. Hart, a believer in the
discredited, phony science of
eugenics.In November,
the GOP candidate will oppose Rep. John Tanner, a Democrat who has represented
the northwest Tennessee district for 15
years.Hart, 60, vows if
elected to work toward keeping ``less favored races'' from reproducing or
immigrating to the United States. In campaign literature, Hart contends that
``poverty genes'' threaten to turn the United States into ``one big
Detroit.''``I didn't
expect to win,'' Hart said. ``I thought their network would beat my
ideas.''He has run for
the 8th District seat before and drawn little attention. But people began to
notice this time because he was the only Republican on the ballot.
Hart said he will have
lots of time to campaign for the general election since he was forced Wednesday
to resign from his job as a real estate salesman because of the attention he
drew during the
primary.``They didn't
say 'You're fired' in exactly those words, but it was pretty clear what they
wanted,'' Hart
said.While campaigning,
Hart sometimes wears a protective vest and carries a .40-caliber pistol, but he
said he has run into no
trouble.``When I knock
on a door and say white children deserve the same rights as everybody else, the
enthusiastic response is truly amazing,'' he
said.If a black person
opens the door, he says he simply drops off campaign literature and leaves.
What's wrong with "one big
Detroit"?
Granted,
the Tigers and Lions have sucked recently, but the Pistons and Red Wings are
nothing but a source of civic pride, as were the Gories (above), Bantam Rooster,
the Electrifying Mojo, etc. You could do a
lot worse than one big Detroit (one big Chattanooga comes to mind).
Posted at 12:34 AM
Fri - August 6, 2004
Laura Bush : Unsafe At Any Speed
John Kerry's wife The Ketchup Lady might be hard
to understand and equally rough on the eyes, but at least she never
killed anybody.
Thanks
to Mr. B. Daniel of Anytown, USA for passing along a link to childbutcher.com , an impressive, if slightly
terrifying compendium of decades-old evidence linking Laura Bush to a traffic
fatality claiming the life of a Midland, TX male acquaintance.
Posted at 11:46 PM
Mumbling Through Leather
Posted at 11:28 PM
Finding A Pulse On Long Island
 Just
days after the Mets traded the new Bill Pulsipher (aka Scott Kazmir) for Victor
Zambrano, the Seattle Mariners have signed the old Bill
Pulsipher (affectionately known as "Bill Pulsipher"), purchasing his
contract from the Atlantic League's Long Island Ducks and assigning him to the
Tacoma Rainiers of the Pacific Coast
League.
Posted at 09:46 PM
Glove Story - Payton To Celtics In 5 Player Deal
Here's the deal :
TO BOSTON -
G Gary
PaytonF Rick
Foxa conditional first round pick (reverts
if LA ends up in the
lottery) TO
LOS ANGELES - C Chris
MihmG Marcus
BanksG Chucky
Atkinsa future 2nd round draft
choiceThe Celtics also receive cash
and a homemade DVD-R collecting highlights from Rick Fox's acting career,
including episodes of "Oz", Spike Lee's "He Got Game" and those amazing Radio
Shack ads with Vanessa and the kids.
Posted at 09:01 PM
He's Dead, Bitch : Rick James, 1948-2004
 Without
Rick James , we'd have no MC Hammer, no Mary
Jane Girls and quite probably, no career revival for Eddie Murphy's brother. And
"In My House" was a pretty good single.
Posted at 08:52 PM
There Are Few Headlines That Bring A Smile To My Face Quite
Like...
..."Megadeth Members Exchange
Lawsuits"
From Billboard.com:
Bassist
David Ellefson's action, filed July 12 in U.S. District Court for the Southern
District of New York, alleges that co-founding guitarist David Mustaine breached
their long-running partnership agreement. He claims Mustaine wrongfully took the
lion's share of the band's income (estimated at more than $200 million since
1984) for himself and cut Ellefson out of the band's music publishing and
merchandise revenues.
Ellefson also says that
Mustaine
(above) libeled him in an online
posting. The
bassist is seeking at least $18.5 million in damages.
Posted at 08:44 PM
Knicks Keep Baker, Lose Out On Dampier?
From ESPN.com:
Erick Dampier may be
willing to take the Knicks' $4.9 million mid-level exception ... but is it
already gone?F Vin
Baker's agent, Aaron Goodwin, told ESPN Insider Chad Ford on Thursday that Baker
already has agreed to a multiyear contract with the Knicks that starts at $3.5
million -- eating most of New York's mid-level
exception."Vin is
done," Goodwin told Ford. "The [Knicks] mid-level is gone. ... Vin [contract]
starts at $3.5 [million], which negates Dampier for
mid-level."While there
had been previous rumblings about the Knicks' interest in re-signing Baker, talk
of the team using part of its larger exception to get him comes as a surprise.
There had been previous suggestions that Baker might take the Knicks $1.6
million veteran's exception instead. Thursday's The Journal News
(Westchester/Putnam counties, NY) reported that a source confirmed that the
Knicks had used the smaller exception to keep Baker for this season, with a team
option for a second
year. Goodwin, however,
dismissed that scenario as an
option."I would never
take $1.6 million for Vin. That is not negotiating, it is accepting, which I
never have or will do without a fight," he told
Ford.The Knicks have
yet to officially announce a deal with Baker. A phone call to the team for
comment wasn't returned.Those who
aren't surfing for Vin Baker updates 24-7 might've missed the following item,
courtesy of the Boston Herald's David Webber, detailing a lawsuit against Baker brought by his former personal
trainer, Steven Gordon. Gordon claims he helped facilitate Baker's
trade from Seattle to Boston and was promised large sums of cash by the player.
If Gordon really is responsible in some way for said deal, perhaps the Celtics
should be suing him?
Posted at 07:27 PM
Clarity & Conviction, Redefined.
from the Chicago Tribune :
President Bush signed
legislation Thursday authorizing $417 billion in defense spending. In his
remarks, the president misspoke when talking about the war on
terrorism. "Our enemies
are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we." Later, press
secretary Scott McClellan assured reporters that Bush had no intent to harm
Americans. Rather, it "just shows even the most straightforward and plain-spoken
people misspeak," he
said. "The American
people know this president speaks with clarity and conviction," McClellan said.
"And the terrorists know by his actions he means
it."Just so you're keeping score,
the President is not a boob. He is merely straightforward and plain-spoken.
Posted at 01:45 PM
Knicks Get Crawford, Sink Further Into Cap Hell
Hey,
it's only money. Jamal Crawford (above) signed a 7 year, $55.4 million contract
with Chicago, and has been swapped
to New York in a sign and trade deal. The
Knicks will also acquire Jermoe WIlliams in exchange for Dikeme Mutombo, Othella
Harrington, Frank Williams and Cezary Trybanski.
Crawford led the Bulls in scoring last
season, averaging 17.3 points per game. According to a number of sources, this
trade nearly blew up over Isiah Thomas' insistance that the Bulls take Moochie
Norris in the deal, while others claimed Thomas' counterpart, Chicago's John
Paxson was equally adament that
the Knicks accept Scottie Pippen.
Posted at 01:50 AM
Wright Busts Out, Mets Sweep Brewers
 Rookie
3B David Wright (shown above engaging in a weird gang handshake of sorts with
Mike Piazza and Mike Cameron) knocked in 6 runs yesterday aftenoon, 3 of 'em on
a first inning 3-run homer off Victor Santos, as the Mets won their third in a row over Milwaukee,
11-6. New York find themselves 7 1/2 behind NL East leading Atlanta,
who are currently trailing Houston, 1-0.
Victor Zambrano, making his Mets debut
following last week's controversial trade with Tampa Bay, got the win despite
giving up 8 runs (6 earned) in 5 and a third innings.
Most remarkably, John Franco pitched
the 9th inning with a 5 run lead and managed to survive unscathed.
In the Bronx, Kevin Brown pitched 8 shutout innings of 4 hit ball, as
the Yankees beat the A's, 5-1. This was Brown's 2nd game back since
coming off the DL suffering from parasites (we think).
Newly
inked John Olerud (above) went 3-3 on his 36th birthday (which is amazing as he
doesn't look a day under 37). Though
the story is getting too ugly to justify it's own entry, back in Boston, WBZ
TV's Bob Lobel reported this evening that Nomar Garciaparra injured his ankle
prior to the start of spring training....while playing soccer. I've not heard
who Lobel's source for this report was, but personally speaking, I wouldn't
believe everything Jeff Kent says.
Posted at 01:32 AM
Radio Yackmaster Suspended For Remarks On Loria
I implore our Florida readers (Grandma, this
means you) to give me the scoop on this one, ie. what did Goldberg actually say
about Jeffrey Loria?From Jim Sarni and Tom Jicha of the South Florida
Sun-Sentinel :
Hank Goldberg remains suspended indefinitely without pay by WQAM (560-AM) for
comments he made about Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria's marital
situation.Earlier this
week, Goldberg talked about Loria's separation and the impact it might have on
the baseball team and its hopes of getting a new
stadium."I reported a
story, that's what I do," said Goldberg, who didn't know he had been suspended
until he met Ed Kaplan in the station parking lot Tuesday and Kaplan informed
Goldberg he was filling in for
him.WQAM station
manager Greg Reed wouldn't confirm the reason for the suspension but said
"there's a little more to it than
that."Reed said he
couldn't comment further because Goldberg's lawyer was
involved.This is
Goldberg's third suspension at WQAM. He was taken off the air for comments about
Joe Robbie Stadium and for an altercation with WQAM sales manager Luane
Winick.
Posted at 12:29 AM
Thu - August 5, 2004
Mostly Dull Rockers Join Forces To Topple Emperor
From the NY Times' Jeff "Live At" Leeds :
Bruce Springsteen and an eclectic chorus of
musicians, including R.E.M., the Dave Matthews Band, Keb' Mo' and Death Cab for
Cutie, will stage concerts in nine of the presidential campaign's swing states
this fall to raise money and press voters to oust the Bush administration,
organizers of the concerts said
Wednesday.The weeklong
lineup of rock concerts, to begin on Oct. 1 with shows in six Pennsylvania
cities, signals an unexpected surge of political activism among some of the
nation's top recording artists. Even for artists who have delved into politics
before, sometimes to the dismay of concertgoers, the concept of focusing on
swing states just weeks before the election injects a twist into the usual
campaign calculus.The
artists will perform without pay, and proceeds will go to America Coming
Together, a group run by veteran Democratic supporters. The MoveOn political
action committee, an arm of the liberal group MoveOn.org, which will present the
tour, hopes to enlist hundreds of thousands of members at the
shows.Organizers
declined to predict how much they would raise for their get-out-the-vote
efforts, as many plans are incomplete, but the total could easily be millions of
dollars. Mr.
Springsteen, for example, generated an estimated $38.7 million last year during
his sold-out 10-night stand at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. Mr.
Springsteen has long tried to avoid taking overtly partisan positions, but he
said he believed the time had come to
act."On Sept. 12, man,
I was rooting for the president, and I hoped that the seriousness of the times
was going to bring forth some strength and wisdom in our leaders," Mr.
Springsteen said in a telephone interview this week. He added: "But I never
understood from the very beginning what the war in Iraq was about. I did have a
strong feeling we were misled into it. You get angry for the young men and women
who have given up their lives. It was the tax cuts, the environmental rollback,
the civil rights issues, these are all things where I said, 'I've got to find
some way of getting involved.'
"Mark McKinnon, the
media director for the Bush campaign, said, "We think it's unfortunate these
particular fine musicians have decided to affiliate with a hate-filled fringe
group like MoveOn.'' Republicans have complained about a video briefly posted on
MoveOn's Web site in December likening Mr. Bush to
Hitler.Mr. McKinnon
added that Mr. Bush had drawn his own support from the entertainment world,
citing stars like Lee Ann Womack, Kid Rock and Jessica
Simpson.Sheesh, is that the best
he could come up with? Has McKinnon never heard of Johnny Ramone or Vincent Gallo?
Posted at 11:19 PM
If The Tigger Suit Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
Posted at 10:59 PM
Whoop Dee Damn Do, D.C. Returning To Motown
Detroit native and power forward Derrick Coleman
has been reunited with Larry Brown, the Syracuse alumnus acquired by the Pistons
in a trade with Philadelphia's Corliss Williamson.
Writes
Helene St. James of the Detroit Free Press ;
The addition of another
big man to a team that also includes Antonio McDyess and Elden Campbell doesn't
exactly bode well for fans hoping to see more of teenage center-forward Darko
Milicic, the second overall pick in 2003 who barely played last season, but it's
possible the Pistons will move Campbell for the backup point guard they still
need.
Posted at 10:17 PM
Missouri, No Longer Known As "The Blow-Me State"
From Knight-Ridder's Steven Thomma :
Missourians voted by a 71
percent-to-29 percent vote to amend their state constitution to define marriage
as between a man and woman
only. Voter turnout for
the Missouri election exceeded forecasts by up to 400,000. The big increase, in
a primary dominated by Democrats, helped advocates of the amendment overcome a
better-financed
opposition. Although
Missouri was the fifth state to add a ban against same-sex marriage to its
constitution, it was the first to do so since a Massachusetts court ruled last
year that its state-mandated ban was
unconstitutional. "This
vote reveals that support for traditional marriage is strong across party
lines," said Robert Knight, director of the Culture and Family Institute at
Concerned Women for America.I
remain mystified. I was unaware that proponents of gay marriage were in any way
advocating the abolition of "traditional" (or as I like to call it,
heterosexual) marriage any more than the lovers of vanilla Diet Coke seek to
inhibit the fizzy consumption of Diet Coke w/ Lemon fans. By and large, I've
found most homosexuals to be an open-minded lot, so what's with the Mizzou
paranoia?
Posted at 09:57 PM
Jeff Cirillo, Record Breaker
Ladies and Gentleman, a player whose skills are so diminished, acquiring Rich
Aurilla renders him surplus to requirements. The San Diego
Union-Tribune's Tom Krasovic explains.
The Padres yesterday set a franchise record they'd rather
forget.When they
released Jeff Cirillo, they ate the largest sum guaranteed a released player.
The Padres owe Cirillo about $5.75 million, exceeding the club's total loss on
pitcher Randy Myers. An
insurance claim that gave the Padres $9 million last summer dulled some of the
sting of paying Myers $13.6 million after claiming him off waivers in August
1998 and later releasing
him. As part of a
six-player trade with Seattle, the Padres in January accepted most of Cirillo's
heavy contract while shipping out bloated contracts they'd given pitcher Kevin
Jarvis and catcher Wiki
Gonzalez. Cirillo hit a
three-run home run to help beat Seattle on June 27, but he appeared in just 33
games and batted .213. In his final appearance, Cirillo popped out on a
sacrifice bunt try, contributing to a 2-1 loss to first-place Los Angeles. Last
month, the Padres signed another utility man who bats right-handed, Rich
Aurilia, and Cirillo's playing time was further decreased.
Posted at 09:05 PM
Character Assassination Of Nomar Nearly Complete
Man, both sides in this pissing match aren't exactly covering
themselves in glory. Though that's the thing about a pissing match, , the weapon
of choice isn't that glorious.Bob
Hohler of the Boston Globe has the latest dirt on Nomargate.
His story never wavered.
From the beginning, Nomar Garciaparra attributed the tendinitis in his right
Achilles' tendon to a ball striking him in batting practice before an exhibition
game between the Red Sox and Northeastern University March 5 at City of Palms
Park in Fort Myers, Fla. But Garciaparra said he never knew who hit the ball.
And no one else in the organization acknowledged hitting the ball or witnessing
the incident.As it
turns out, the episode may not have happened. Two sources familiar with
Garciaparra's case said yesterday that Garciaparra told a different story to
club officials, but the team never contradicted the shortstop's story, even
though club officials were aware it wasn't accurate. One source said he was told
Garciaparra was injured before spring
training.Garciaparra's
agent, Arn Tellem, called the assertion "absolutely, positively [expletive].
Totally, unequivocally, positively
false."Francona and
Epstein last night declined comment on the latest development, saying the Sox
had agreed the night before with Tellem to halt a public dispute that centered
on Garciaparra's physical condition and the reasons why the club and the
five-time All-Star were unable to agree on a contract extension that would have
kept him in Boston.Why
Garciaparra would shield the exact nature of his injury is unknown. One possible
explanation is that his value on the free agent market could be diminished if he
suffered from a chronic case of Achilles' tendinitis rather than from an injury
from a specific trauma. Another possibility was that he wanted to avoid
additional questions about the rigorous training program for elite athletes in
which he participates each winter at the Athletes'
Performance Institute in Tempe,
Ariz.In other Red Sox news, if Dale Sveum is in the passenger seat when you're pulling
into traffic...I hope you have air
bags.
Posted at 08:35 PM
All I Need Is A Pennant Race
...to be reminded how much Robbie Alomar Sucks.
Posted at 07:19 PM
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Posted at 06:33 PM
Rock Promoters Given License To Kill
First of all, there's nothing particularly festive about "festival
seating". Secondly, even if city officials are correct in claiming
that many performers had bypassed Cincinnati because of the old ban, they must
acknowledge that just as many artists will skip their city because it's
Cincinnati.
(ex-
Cincy resident Greg Dulli --- if you want to watch him smoke while you're
standing, you can now do so in his former hometown. Assuming he's playing
there. And smoking. And you've got a ticket. )
Posted at 05:32 PM
Wed - August 4, 2004
Daley Vs. Tribune Corp.
Ben Schwartz has tipped us off to Fran
Spielman's piece in today's Chicago Sun-Times, detailing Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley's continued assault on the
Cubs' parent company.
Mayor Daley ridiculed the
Tribune Co. on Tuesday for making what they insist was "millions" of dollars
worth of repairs to "potentially hazardous" pedestrian and bleacher ramps at
Wrigley Field without the required building
permits. Daley accused
the media conglomerate that owns the Cubs, the Chicago Tribune and WGN radio and
television of employing a "double standard" that holds private landlords and
politicians to one set of rules and its own executives to
another. "It's a
disgrace. They're the Tribune. They have all the ink you want in the world and
they can write any editorial they want. But they will not look at themselves and
this is an example. . . .I think they're totally embarrassed," he
said. Cubs President
Andy MacPhail has said he had no idea permits were required for the repair work,
but Daley finds that difficult to
believe. "That's why
they get paid big salaries over there. That's why they have lawyers and
consultants," the mayor
said. "Could you see me
giving that answer [and the Tribune would] write an editorial about me: 'Mayor
says I didn't know we needed permits.' . . . I'll tell you one thing. If we did
that, there'd be headlines all over -- all day
long." The mayor had
earlier accused the Tribune Co. of concealing the first of three incidents of
falling concrete at Wrigley over a six-week period, and he threatened to shut
down all or parts of the landmark stadium if that's what it takes to protect
fans The Chicago
Sun-Times reported last week that a 2001 report on the structural integrity of
90-year-old Wrigley Field uncovered serious defects and recommended repair and
replacement of pedestrian and bleacher ramps to avert a "potentially hazardous
condition" that could cause "local
failure." The Sun-Times
also reported that a review of city building permits issued at Wrigley over the
past three years showed no evidence that the Cubs had made those
repairs. On Tuesday,
Daley returned to Chicago from the Democratic convention in Boston and a
side-trip to Poland and had a good laugh at the Tribune Co.'s
expense. When a
reporter noted that the Cubs had done major structural repairs without permits,
Daley feigned shock and gasped for air for maximum
effect. "My God. There
must be an investigative reporter for the Tribune here. Where are they? We need
a special prosecutor. We need a thorough investigation by the federal, state and
local governments and United Nations," the mayor said.
Posted at 11:46 PM
Good Seats Still Available For QPR's Home Opener...
...You Just Can't Buy Them
As floods wrecked havoc on West London traffic
last night, my evening commute --- usually about 15 minutes --- lasted nearly 3
1/2 hours. Trapped in the CSTB-mobile, a scan of the FM dial proved very
educational.
(fully
pimped out, grateful hitchhiker riding
shotgun)Listening to XFM, I learned
that the guy from Hope Of The States can't sing to save his life. Listening to
pirate radio, I learned that reverb on voice-overs is very very annoying. And
listening to BBC London, I caught the tail end of an interview with a harried
football club executive who was explaining to a perplexed reporter that tickets
for his team's Division One opening day this coming Saturday, were no longer on
sale. It seems the new security company said club had just contracted didn't
have the proper credentials as specified by the local council.
Pathetic stuff, I thought. What
cash-strapped, poorly managed, terminally unlucky club could this possibly
be?Oh,
fuck.Meanwhile,
QPR have been told by the Football League to suspend ticket sales for Saturday's
game at home against Rotherham because of a shortage of qualified
stewards.
The club could have to settle for 12,000 - 13,000 supporters and a potential
£100,000 loss in revenue because they don't have enough trained staff to
cope with the expected 18,000 full
house.
New chief executive Mark Devlin said: "I would like to assure supporters that we
are doing everything we
can.
"This is a nightmare that should never have happened and, with proper planning,
could have been avoided. It is our priority to rectify the situation as soon as
possible."
Devlin, who only took over as chief executive on Monday, added: "If necessary
we'll have to look at alternative stewarding arrangements although we have
signed an agreement with our new stadium security company CES, who are keen to
do everything possible."
Posted at 11:10 PM
Cablevision vs. Time-Warner : Whoever Wins, You Lose
As the Yankees' YES Network and the Red Sox's NESN discuss
plans for a merger of sorts, Time-Warner Cable TV and and Cablevision
continue their fight over the latter's demand for increased fees for Mets games
(and the former's wish to make MSG and Fox Sports premium channels). Dave
Goldiner of the NY Daily News captures some of the anguish from fans denied a chance to watch the Metropolitans play out
the string. "For
a Mets fan, it's bad, and I'm a brazen Mets fan," said David Mojica, 23, as he
checked out gear at the Mets Clubhouse store in midtown. "You want to watch
every game." So serious
fans were busy hatching a plan B to catch the Mets-Brewers
contest. One fan was
going over to watch the game at her boyfriend's house, where he has another
cable service. Another was driving to his brother's place in
Connecticut.Clearly, it is time
for legislators (particularly those looking to get their names in the paper) to
mediate this dispute. We can't have females going to their boyfriends' houses,
or god forbid, anyone driving to Connecticut.
Posted at 10:32 PM
First Amendment Goes Tits Up On American Airlines
from the Associated Press, dated August 1 :
A couple returning home
from a Costa Rican vacation was ejected from an American Airlines flight because
the man was wearing a T-shirt depicting a bare
breast.Oscar Arela and
his girlfriend, Tala Tow, were removed from Flight 952 on Saturday after he
refused to change the shirt or turn it inside out at Miami International
Airport. The flight left 90 minutes late without
them.The couple, making
a connecting flight from Costa Rica, said nobody on the earlier flight objected
to the shirt and claimed the airline violated their constitutional right to free
speech."It's a picture
of a man and woman, and the woman's breast is showing," Tow said. "The flight
attendant basically walked up to us and yelled, 'You have to take off that shirt
right now.'"American
spokesman Tim Wagner said Sunday that crew members acted
properly."The
description I heard was a picture of a graphic of a naked man and woman
performing a sexual act," he said. "We as an airline are in the service
business, and we have the same latitude as a restaurant that says proper attire
is required."Tow said
four Miami-Dade police officers and three federal security agents escorted her
and Arela off the flight. She said the T-shirt image was reproduced from a
Venezuelan record
label.Wagner said the
couple could legally be barred from the flight even though they committed no
crime. The airline gave them a refund. He did not know if they booked another
flight."I'd like to
figure out how a T-shirt that offends one member of the crew somehow impacts the
safety of the flight or the ability of the flight to continue to New York," said
Howard Simon, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of
Florida. "If they want to permit this kind of action by flight attendants, then
they better have a clear policy that is announced in advance and made known to
passengers in
advance."Wagner noted
on American's Web site the policy clearly states that someone who is "clothed in
a manner that would cause discomfort or offense to other passengers" can be
removed from a
flight. The
above garment, however, can be worn on an American Airlines flight.
Posted at 10:15 PM
Starry-Eyed Judge Sends Weiland To Europe
Let freedom ring --- the man can't stop Weiland.
From MTV.com :
Scott Weiland got good news
on Tuesday when he appeared in a Pasadena, California, court — the judge
overseeing his probation from two felony charges of drug possession deemed his
efforts to stay clean a success and granted the singer permission to leave the
country for Velvet Revolver's European
tour. At his probation
status hearing, Weiland received a certificate from Genesis, a nearby treatment
facility, for completing a six-month program there. Pasadena Superior Court
Commissioner Collette Serio also noted that all of Weiland's drug tests have
come out negative. While Velvet Revolver tour Europe, the singer will have to
continue periodic drug
testing.
"The judge congratulated [Weiland] for complying with everything," Weiland
spokesperson Mitch Schneider said. "They were very happy with his participation
in the [rehab] program, and that he had been so
cooperative. "The judge
even congratulated him on his success with Velvet Revolver and apologized for
the technicality," Schneider said, referring to a bench warrant issued on Friday
and held until Tuesday to ensure Weiland's appearance in court.
Posted at 09:49 PM
Red Sox Management, Tellem Still At Odds Over Nomar Exit
OK, I'm officially sick of this story now.
Boston principal owner John W. Henry
spoke at length during last night's Devil Rays/Red Sox broadcast on NESN, giving
his version of the events surrounding Nomar Garciaparra's departure. The Boston
Globe's Gordon Edes has more of the same in today's paper :
According to Henry, six
days before last Saturday's trade, Garciaparra's agent, Arn Tellem, told Epstein
he had to talk the shortstop out of demanding a
trade."We knew from
that that he didn't want to be here," said Henry, who had informed reporters in
advance that he planned to be in Tropicana Field last night and would answer
questions pertaining to the
trade.Reached late last
night on the West Coast, Tellem said it was "absolutely false" that at any time
he had to dissuade Garciaparra from demanding a trade. He acknowledged that in
December he asked the Red Sox to trade Garciaparra to the Dodgers if the Alex
Rodriguez deal was
made. (is
this man a liar?)Henry also
said that last March the Sox offered Garciaparra a package for $60 million,
which mirrored the figure Garciaparra had not accepted the previous March but
was worth more than the $48 million offer the team had made after the 2003
season. Henry acknowledged that much of the money in the March 2004 offer was
deferred, but he contended that Garciaparra and his agent never made a
counteroffer after the initial impasse in March
2003.Tellem also
contradicted this Henry claim. In fact, said the agent, it was his idea that the
contract be restructured to include deferred money as a way to break the
"logjam." Where the sides disagreed, he said, was on when the deferred money
would be paid. Tellem was asking for the deferrals at the end of the contract or
at retirement, which would have made the present-day value of the deal between
$14 million and $14.5 million. The Red Sox, according to Tellem, wanted to begin
the deferrals when Garciaparra was in his mid-60s, making the present-day value
between $12 million and $12.5 million. Henry acknowledged that it was out of
character for him not to contact Garciaparra when the trade was made, but said
he was too angry after CEO Larry Lucchino told him of his conversation with the
shortstop. Lucchino said he asked Garciaparra about his injured Achilles'
tendon, and, according to Lucchino, Garciaparra said, "It's great, now."
Garciaparra has disputed Lucchino's account, which implies that he misled the
Sox about his condition, saying he had little interest in speaking with Lucchino
at the time and was being
sarcastic.Elsewhere in the paper,
Edes has a more extensive contradiction of Henry's account from
Garciaparra's agent, Arn Tellem:
After being informed of
John W. Henry's remarks last night regarding failed negotiations between the
sides -- most notably, Henry's contention that Tellem told Sox general manager
Theo Epstein he had to talk Garciaparra out of demanding a trade -- Tellem felt
compelled to respond."I
categorically deny that," Tellem said of Henry's claim that six days before
Garciaparra was traded, the agent told Epstein he had to dissuade Garciaparra
from making the trade demand. "I never had to talk Nomar out of asking to be
traded. That's absolutely
false." (or
maybe this guy isn't telling the
truth?)Tellem said he
expected that at a meeting July 24 at Fenway Park between the agent,
Garciaparra, Henry, Sox CEO Larry Lucchino and Epstein, that the Sox GM would
assure Garciaparra he would not be dealt. "Theo led me to believe that," Tellem
said, "but it didn't
happen."Henry said last
night that the Sox wound up offering Garciaparra $60 million -- the same figure
they'd offered the year before -- but admitted much of the money was deferred.
He also said Tellem never made a counterproposal to any of the Sox offers since
the 2003 season
ended. (how
about him?)Not true, Tellem
said. "I was the one who suggested that we use deferred money to break the
logjam," he said. "Larry Lucchino said that was a good idea. They came back with
a proposal that, based on the way the players' association calculates contracts,
was close to $12 million (in average annual value), and by the owners'
calculation closer to, but less than, $12.5 million. It contained a significant
amount of deferred money that wouldn't be paid to Nomar until he was 60 or 70. I
told them respectfully that I would be in my 80s by then and given my health
history, I wasn't sure I'd be around to make sure the contract was
enforced." (who
wouldn't want to speak to Larry seconds after being
traded?)
Posted at 09:22 PM
John O. On The (Bad) Dream Team's Loss To Italy
Our man in Idaho, John O. writes :
I've been waiting for you
to break down the US exhibition loss to Italy in basketball. I
didn't watch, just read about it on the Internet. I just don't like the NBA
style of play, and I am happy to see a bunch of fundamentally sound shooters
kill them from beyond the
arc.
I was listening to George
Karl on the radio last night outline the rule differences between the American
game and the International game (1 time out per half, and that time out can only
come when the ball is dead, for example) and i found that pretty interesting. I
bet they will make some adjustments and not be humiliated again like that, but
I don't think they are a shoe-in for the
gold. (time-tunnel
Larry Brown flashes the international sign for "why hasn't CSTB 'broken down'
the US Olympic team's defeat?")
The other big difference between the
American game and the International game is that there's no way in hell George
Karl could've become the highest paid coach in all of sports anywhere other than
the USA. I didn't see the game, John. They generally don't bust into the UK
TV schedule to show Olympic tune-ups for other countries' favorite sports. But
even with my limited knowledge of what transpired, I'm pretty confident that had
Iverson, Stoudemaire and LeBron not been benched, the US would've only lost by
10.
Posted at 07:48 PM
Cowboys To Cut QB Carter
On the bright side, there's
nothing here that should affect his ability to be elected President
someday.
Posted at 06:32 PM
Jeff Johnson On Peter Vescey
Jeff writes :
I've been trying to be
ambitious enough to finish my cutting and pasting from Lexis Nexis of every
single time Peter Vecsey has beaten the dead horse that is Shawn Kemp's
unwillingness to wear a condom. Seriously, the number is in the 50s. He's a bit
harsh, no? If I were Kemp I'd have my lawyer fuck with him. I will letcha know
when I get around to it.You'd have
your lawyer fuck with Vescey on what grounds? That Kemp isn't a serial
impregnator? For the price of 30 minutes in legal fees, Shawn can get a
vasectomy and still have enough change for an In-n-Out double double. But since
you're adept with the Lexis Nexis action, Jeff, how many times has Pete referred
to Rasheed Wallace as "Rashweed"?
Posted at 05:23 PM
"The Defendant Knew Where His Paws Were"
In the state of Florida you have a right to a
quick and speedy trial. CNN.com updates y'all on a story CSTB highlighted this past April, in
which the cuddly figure known as Tigger is accused of getting gropey with an
underage Disney World visitor.
During opening statements,
Jay described Michael Chartrand as "a 36-year-old man who abused his Walt Disney
World job to steal the innocence of a child." The prosecutor also disputed
claims that Chartrand didn't know where he was placing his hands because of the
bulkiness of the costume's
paws."This defendant
knew where his paws were," Jay
said.The Tigger costume
will be shown to jurors on Tuesday, and they will be allowed to try it on in the
jury room during
deliberations.Kaufman
tried to raise doubts about the girl's credibility. He told jurors that the girl
switched stories about the number of times she was groped and the order in which
photos were taken of her with Tigger, a character from the Winnie-the-Pooh books
and Disney movies.The
defense attorney also suggested that the girl and her mother were pursuing the
criminal case to help in any civil case they filed against
Disney.Kaufman said he
expected jurors to handle the Tigger costume so they can see how difficult it
would be to grope somebody inside the bulky
outfit.Before the trial
started, a Disney lawyer had suggested that the orange Tigger costume be dyed
black or white and its ears removed if it is introduced as evidence at the
trial. But the prosecutor said Monday that the jury would see the costume
Tuesday as it's seen at the
park.The judge agreed
to let the jury see 20 pictures that Chartrand turned over to detectives of
himself, dressed as Tigger, posing with Disney World visitors. Kaufman objected,
saying "a lot of those pictures aren't of my client." But Jay said the images
would help refute likely defense arguments that the touching was
accidental.
Posted at 05:06 PM
Tue - August 3, 2004
Reasoned Mets Analysis You'll Only Find By Leaving This Blog
Kaley nails this one.
If acquiring Benson and
Zambrano was supposed to be a clever move that would improve the team now and in
the near future, then an equally clever move is long overdue. It's hardly
original to suggest this, and I've done so before, but now it's become
imperative: Reyes and Matsui MUST swap positions
NOW.What conceivable
reason could there be to wait any longer? After this latest loss, the Mets are 9
games back, closer to last than first. The meaningful games are over. It's time
to get on with the very realistic business of building the odds-on favorite to
win the NL East in 2005. And if that team is to include Kaz Matsui, he will not
be playing SS.Whether
it's his refusal to wear glasses or metal cleats or just a simple lack of skill,
strength or smarts it doesn't matter. What matters is this: Jose Reyes would
have made those plays yesterday and the Mets would have won. Full
stop.Add Mike M. at East Coast Agony to the list of
those unhappy with the trading of Scott Kazmir and Justin Huber.
What doesn't make sense is
giving up Kazmir now and not getting fair value for him. Victor Zambrano is not
a good pitcher now, has never been exciting for a sustained stretch, and I have
no reason to believe he will get much better than he already is. Rick Peterson
can only do so much. I refuse to believe that even with Scott's injury problems,
Zambrano is the best the Mets could
do.I haven't spoken
much about Benson, because I think he has more potential than Zambrano. Not as
much potential as Kazmir, certainly, but that's no longer here nor there. As
much as I liked Ty Wigginton, he didn't have a place on the team anymore and
deserved to be traded. Who can say what Matt Peterson would've turned into given
another year in the Mets organization? Not me. It would've been nice to find
out, though I will take Benson and not worry about it too
much.Sending Huber to
Kansas City to complete the Benson deal is the other move of the day that
stunned me and made me really want to get inside ownerships' heads. Huber was
the heir apparent to Piazza behind the plate, and his arrival seemed imminent,
with Jason Phillips struggling enough to preclude him from getting a shot at
being a placeholder in 2005, and Vance Wilson simply not good enough to serve as
a starter. My initial belief is that the Wilpons, after seeing how Piazza
struggled at first base, in particular how often he was injured playing the
position, and perhaps comparing his batting numbers unfavorably to those he
accrued behind the plate, thought that he and the rest of the team would be
better served by a return to catching in 2005. If this wasn't their thinking,
they created a huge question mark at catcher with no answer in sight. If this
was their thinking, I'm thoroughly disgusted.
Posted at 11:59 PM
Better Late Than Never Dept.
From CNN.com :
Al Qaeda surveillance of
possible terror targets in three U.S. cities occurred before September 11, 2001,
but there was an indication of reconnaissance updates as recently as January,
Bush administration officials said
Tuesday."We know from
the way al Qaeda does business, including on the 9/11 attacks, that they do
their homework well in advance, then they update it just before they launch an
attack," said Frances Fragos Townsend, a homeland security adviser to President
Bush. U.S. Homeland
Security Secretary Tom Ridge said Tuesday that some of the information was
updated earlier this year but that "there's no evidence of recent
surveillance."Neither
Ridge nor Townsend said how much information was updated in
January.At a news
conference Tuesday morning at the Citigroup financial building in Manhattan,
Ridge commended employees for their conduct and decisions to
work."The terrorists
wish to make Americans that live in freedom, live in fear," Ridge said. "Just by
showing up at work, you have made a powerful statement that they will not
succeed."Ridge said it
was a "judgment call" to release the information when he did and insisted that
the Department of Homeland Security "does not do
politics."Damn straight, though
just to be on the safe side, Ridge might want to consider canceling the November
election. In the meantime, I will continue to make a powerful statement just by
getting out of bed. Bad enough that supposedly free persons are catching heavy
shit for their opposing views, but Ridge has brought the level of rhetoric to a
new low. Drunks, malingerers, slackers and con artists are no longer mere lazy
bums, they're downright unpatriotic.
Posted at 11:53 PM
Nomar Refutes Epstein's Injury Claim
He's been out of town for 4 days, but Nomar
Garciaparra continues to play a starring role in the Red Sox soap opera.
Speaking to Gordon Edes in today's Boston Globe, the shortstop takes exception to management claims that he
was looking to bail on the season.
Epstein said he informed
Cubs GM Jim Hendry last Thursday that talks might have to be broken off because
he could not trade Garciaparra if the shortstop was hurt and likely headed for
the disabled list. Epstein said he told Hendry that if the Cubs elected to
acquire another shortstop, Orlando Cabrera, from the Montreal Expos, that he
wanted to speak to Hendry about possibly trading for the Cubs' incumbent
shortstop, Alex
Gonzalez.But Hendry,
relying on reports filed from his scouts and satisfied by a conversation
Saturday between the Cubs and Sox trainers that Garciaparra could continue to
play, elected to make the deal, a four-team trade in which the Sox ended up with
Cabrera from the Expos and first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz from the Minnesota
Twins. Garciaparra,
aware of published reports that raised the question of whether he had misled the
Sox, and informed of the Sox executives' comments by agent Arn Tellem, called
last night from Denver, where the Cubs are playing the Rockies tonight, to give
his side of the
story."I don't know why
they brought up private conversations," said Garciaparra, who was clearly
agitated but spoke in even tones. "But I'll just give you the
facts."We were
concerned with how the Achilles' was going, so I talked to the trainers and the
manager to make sure we were all on the same
page."Was it sore? Yes.
Did it hurt? Yes. But it was about avoiding going on the disabled list, it was
about avoiding time off. I also was saying that I couldn't continue playing
every single day that season. I never said I couldn't
play."The issue was the
six games on turf [three in Minnesota, three in Tampa Bay]. You [media] guys
were aware of it. Was it sore? Absolutely. Does it hurt? Absolutely. But I was
playing on it. Maybe I'd have to miss more than one day once in a while, maybe
consecutive days to make sure it was OK. But after I missed the first game
Friday [in Minnesota], I was in the lineup the next
day."Garciaparra
insisted he didn't tell the team he would have to go on the DL, a direct
contradiction to assertions made by Epstein yesterday that Francona and the
trainers, after that meeting last Wednesday in Baltimore, had called him and
told him that Garciaparra said he would have to miss "significant time" in
August and that there was a "significant chance" that he would have to go on the
DL.Garciaparra last
night denied that he had told the Sox he felt the Achilles' might blow out.
"There are times when I'm running that it feels tight and stiff, like a tight
hamstring," he
said.Published reports
have suggested that Garciaparra may have misled the Sox about his condition.
Fueling those suspicions in part is a conversation Lucchino said he had with
Garciaparra right after the trade (initial reports had Lucchino saying he called
Garciaparra before the trade was finalized, but Lucchino corrected that, saying
it was afterward), which he originally shared with Boston Herald columnist Gerry
Callahan."I called him
to wish him good luck and good health and said thanks for all you've done,"
Lucchino said yesterday. "I told him I was calling on behalf of John [Henry] and
Tom Werner as well, and that we all had a lot of respect for what he'd done for
the franchise."Then I
asked him, `How's the heel?' He said, `Great.' I said, `Great? A couple of days
ago you said you had serious concerns.' He said, `That was then. It's great
now.'"Maybe that was a
medical assessment. An injury like that does go up and down. But I was puzzled
by that. I said I was a little puzzled. He said, `It's great now.' I said, `Oh,
I guess. Good luck, and I'm glad you're in the other league.'
""I had just gotten
traded," Garciaparra said. "He had just gotten rid of me. I was talking to my
parents. Do you think I really wanted to talk to him right now? He was the last
person I wanted to talk to, to be honest with
you."I wasn't saying
much. I was really short. He was saying thank you and stuff. Then he said, `By
the way, how's the Achilles'?' That's the first time he'd ever asked me about
the Achilles'."I said,
`It's great. It's fine.'
"Was he being
sarcastic?"Yeah, I was.
I'd just gotten traded. He said, `What do you mean, it's great?' I said, `It
bothers me, but it's fine. Yeah, it bothers me, but I'm fine.' Just like, `I'm
playing.' I never said, `I'm fine now.'
"Garciaparra said he
was distressed that all of this has been raised in the aftermath of the
trade."Stuff is coming
out, they're saying stuff about my agent," he said. "It's sad. Here's the truth.
Those are the facts. This is
it."I'm not mad at
them. I'm not going to rant and rave. I'm not jabbing anybody. If they don't
want me, fine. They traded me. Why can't that be
enough?"Pretty hard to tell from
this vantage point who is telling the truth. Ordinarily, I'd hope the club
would take the high road and not seek to trash the player's credibility, though
the degree to which they're obviously defensive about trading a player as
popular as Nomar can't be underestimated.
I've read a few entries from other
wonderful, staggeringly well-written blogs (only one of which I'm
awake enough to link to) in which Theo Epstein is castigated for
giving up Garciaparra for two players with such unimpressive offensive numbers
as Cabrera and Mientkiewicz. What these observers don't seem to appreciate is
that with a mere two months to go on his current pact and a recent injury he's
not fully recovered from, Nomar's former club were not dealing from a position
of strength. Given that Garciaparra would only be attractive to a club that
considered itself a contender and Boston had to somehow get a serviceable
shortstop in return, what Epstein accomplished is pretty remarkable. If we're
to believe that Nomar's medical condition is being exaggerated by Epstein and
Lucchino in order to save face, it would also stand to reason that the same
whispering campaign would've hurt their ability to get much in return for the
player. And perhaps it did. Finally,
in a world where many children have to cope with their entire families being
blown to bits, and in some affluent countries, parents haven't explained where
babies come from, the Boston Globe has expert advice on helping New England youngsters cope with
the loss of Nomar.
''A child experiences
ballplayers and teams as if they are extensions of themselves and their family,"
said Dr. Carolyn Newberger, a Brookline child psychologist. ''The Red Sox are
their home team, and their home team and their neighborhood and family are all
part of who they are. When their hero is traded, there is a loss of a sense of
safety and
permanence."To ease the
pain, Newberger said, parents should try telling their young softball and
baseball players that professional baseball is like a job, and that people often
leave one job because they can get a better job that will make them happier.
Empathy, she said, also goes a long
way.''Rather than
saying this is the way things go and there will be someone else, say, 'I see
you're upset. I know this is upsetting. Do you want to talk about it? Because
I'm upset, too,' " she said.
Posted at 10:58 PM
The Unhappy Recap
Suffering
from lung cancer through the past year, Hall Of Famer Bob Murphy passed away today at the of 79.
Murph did the Mets play-by-play from the team's inception in 1962 until his
retirement last season. He also had prior stints
with the Red Sox and Orioles.
Posted at 10:30 PM
Action, Time, Vision @ Neverland
I don't wanna kick a guy when he's down, even a
freakish, meglomaniacal child-fucker, but Michael Jackson is going to have a very hard time finding
personal liability insurance at that amusement park he calls home.
A 15-year-old boy was
injured in an ATV accident at Jackson's Neverland Ranch Thursday afternoon.
The teen was riding an
all-terrain vehicle around Jackson's ranch when it flipped over because of a
flat tire. The teen,
described as a private guest by Jackson attorney Brian Oxman, "is just fine, no
broken bones, no internal injuries, he's doing just fine," the lawyer told the
Associated Press. A
security guard directed paramedics to the boy, who was purportedly at or near
the compound's main house. He was airlifted out of the ranch and later taken by
ambulance to the Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital, about 35 miles northwest of
Santa Barbara, where he is listed in good
condition.As long as he doesn't
sit for a few days, he'll be fine.
Posted at 05:51 PM
Walker To Hawks, Crawford to Knicks
The NY Post's Peter Vescey is reporting that
the Mavericks are about to send Antoine Walker to the
Hawks in exchange for Jason Terry and Alan Henderson. Said trade
would probably wipe out any possibility of Dallas trying to acquire the
disgruntled Jason Kidd and his maximum salary from New Jersey. Though this
news will disappoint Isiah Thomas, who was trying to land Walker, Vescey and the
Post's Marc Berman report on a deal the Knicks are allegedly about to complete.
Bull combo guard Jamal
Crawford could become a Knick as soon as today, as Chicago GM John Paxson has
made a counter-offer that Knick president Isiah Thomas is expected to accept,
according to sources.
Paxson has removed two overpaid swingmen — the Knicks' Shandon Anderson
and the Bulls' Eddie Robinson — from the deal, allowing the Bulls to save
an additional $10 million in future
payroll. Though Thomas
wanted to move Anderson, it appears Paxson is willing to accept Moochie Norris
in a compromise the Knick president couldn't
refuse. Meanwhile, The
Post has also learned Golden State center Erick Dampier will visit the Knicks in
New York this week, an indication the Knicks are still very much in the
hunt. If the Crawford
deal goes through as expected, the Knicks still have the pawns to trade for
Dampier or at least be in position to award him the mid-level exception. Nazr
Mohammed, Kurt Thomas and Othella Harrington are all available in a Dampier
package.
Posted at 05:12 PM
Ledge Soundalike Fails To Phase Sox
I don't know if any of you are watching tonight's
Red Sox/Tampa Bay contest, but there's a
particularly loud, though incomprehensible heckler being picked up by NESN's
microphones at slightly less volume than Jerry Remy. Said public display of
moan-and-groan recalls nothing as much as the Legendary Stardust
Cowboy's "Paralysed", though I think the Ledge usually performed for
bigger crowds than the D-Rays.
Posted at 01:35 AM
Mon - August 2, 2004
Tyler Houston Says "Shut Up, Little Man"
I'm hungry for a big steak right about now,
perhaps due to the subliminal skills of the Philadelphia Inquirer's Jim Salisbury, watching time
run out on the Phillies' Larry Bowa.
Bowa's job status is being
discussed almost nonstop. After yesterday's 6-3 loss to the spirited Chicago
Cubs, catcher Mike Lieberthal, the longest-tenured Phillie, said he'd like to
see general manager Ed Wade address Bowa's uncertain status because it has
become a
distraction."I'd like
to know if he's going to be here the whole season," Lieberthal said. "Everyone
should know. With all the talk on TV, I think the players want to know what's
going on."Wade was not
with the team in Chicago yesterday. At last check, he was not planning to be in
San Diego, the next stop on this nightmarish trip that has so far produced one
win and six losses as the Phils have dropped from a half-game behind the
first-place Atlanta Braves to 51/2 back in just a week. Attempts to reach Wade
last night were
unsuccessful.With the
trade deadline passed - and the results unspectacular - Bowa's status has become
the No. 1 concern on Wade's
plate.There have been
strong indications in recent days that he is considering a change, and will use
the remainder of this road trip to decide if Bowa stays or
goes.In his postgame
remarks yesterday, Lieberthal didn't offer an opinion on whether Bowa should be
fired or not. He was talking about the uncertainty of the situation and how it
had infiltrated the
clubhouse."I don't
think anybody is expecting a change," he said. "But obviously, everybody is
hearing it. We see it on TV. I expect Larry to be here the whole year, but you
never know."It's all
about winning in any sport, and if the players don't win, it
happens."Not all
Phillies players agreed with Lieberthal's assertion that the skipper's status
was a distraction."To
be honest, none of us care," closer Billy Wagner said. "It's his job. We don't
worry about it. It's hard enough worrying about our own
jobs."We need to worry
about baseball. Whatever is going on with Bo is partly because we haven't played
well."The Phils added a
couple of solid arms to their bullpen at the trade deadline, but they needed to
do more. A starter would have helped. A centerfielder would have helped.
Essentially, the Phils are relying on the same cast of characters that has
disappointed for much of this season to come through over the final two
months.Bowa is relying
on them to save his job, if indeed it can be
saved.Just to show he isn't
holding a grudge, Tyler Houston writes about his loving relationship with
Bowa in today's Las Vegas Review-Journal.
After playing for the
Phillies last year, I'm constantly e-mailed by fans wanting the scoop about the
manager few players can stand and why he released me in the middle of a pennant
race when I was leading the majors in pinch hitting. I've put it off, but now
that his days appear numbered, I'm going to tell the
story. At this time
last season, the Phillies lost a game in Montreal and Bowa threw one of his
tantrums, saying things many players didn't appreciate. Upon boarding the bus to
the airport, longtime veteran Dan Plesac held a meeting. He slammed Bowa and his
staff, saying it was time to win for ourselves and to forget about the
coaches. Plesac's plan
was for the players to ignore the coaches in the following series in New York
against the Mets. We agreed we could no longer stand Bowa or his sidekick,
third-base coach John
Vuckovich. Another
player, who is still with the Phillies, suggested that if struggling Pat Burrell
hit a home run, he should not shake Bowa's hand. Indeed, Burrell homered the
next day and shunned Bowa. I was the first player to greet Burrell at the top of
the dugout, which in Bowa's eyes immediately made me the mastermind of the
scheme. The next
morning, I got a phone call telling me I was designated for assignment for being
a bad influence on Burrell and in the clubhouse.
Phillies general
manager Ed Wade has one downfall -- that is, he won't get rid of Bowa. Wade has
built a team that should steamroll to the playoffs. Instead, it's limping along
and will probably again watch the playoffs on
TV. Everyone from
announcers to clubhouse people want Bowa gone, but Wade can't pull the trigger.
Ed, if you are too afraid to do it, I'd be more than happy to fly to Philly and
fire the little guy for you.
Posted at 10:41 PM
Mushnick's One-Man Campaign Against Titillation, Slow Baserunning
From today's NY Post
column by The Only Principled Man On Earth:
If Kris Benson's
wife were a microbiologist in pursuit of a cure for a deadly disease
— instead of a hot babe who's apparently allergic to clothing — we
wouldn't yet know a thing about her, would
we?Not if we're reading the NY
Post or any other Murdoch paper, we wouldn't.
Cliff Floyd runs the bases
like Mike Piazza. He'll wait to see what happens to the ball before bothering to
run. Always a good idea, especially until your team is
eliminated.This is the same Cliff
Floyd, by the way, who is talking about retiring when his contract runs out,
such is the agony he endures every time he runs down a fly ball or tries to
reach first on a hit that would've been a double for another player. There are
many targets deserving of Muschnick's scorn for displays of unsportsmanlike
conduct, avarice or greed. It's truly a slow weekend for news when Holy Phil
has to dump on a player's wife and a cripple.
Posted at 07:11 PM
Entire Nation Obsessed With Sven's Cock
Hard for me to put this in any sort of
perspective that will make sense to CSTB's American readers. But let's just
pretend for a second that not only is Larry Brown the coach of the NBA Champs
and the US National Team, but he's single and a renowned lothario. The National
Enquirer is preparing a story that Brown has been enjoying carnal activities
with a female employee of the league...but then learns that Commissioner David
Stern has been having relations with the same woman.
Stern, wary of the appearance of
impropriety, approaches the tabloid through an intermediary and offers to dish
the dirt on Brown's sex life, just so long as the Commissioner's acts remained
unreported.The above scenario, is of
course, pure fantasy (and not exactly my chosen fantasy either), but just serves
to illustrate the insanity surrounding the scandal that has enveloped England coach Sven-Goran
Erickson and his recently deposed boss, Mark Palios of the Football
Association. Writes the Guardian's Richard Williams,
Observers abroad are
shaking their heads in wonder that England, a nation with the highest teenage
pregnancy rate in Europe, and whose town centres are weekend no-go areas for
anyone with an aversion to walking through vomit or watching strangers having
sex in public, can get so worked up about such a small, private matter among
consenting, unattached
adults. (Sven
assures the talented gals of Atomic Kitten that they haven't lived until they've
been in a 5-way with him and Tord Grip)
Posted at 06:06 PM
Heyman 2nd Guesses Kazmir Trade
From yesterday's Newsday and Jon Heyman :
There was mixed reaction to
the Mets' back-to-back bombshells. One AL executive was impressed, saying this
proves "Jim Duquette is better than Steve Phillips." But another called trading
Scott Kazmir for Zambrano "a bit of an overpay." Another said it will "come back
to bite them in the butt.
The dealing of Kazmir has
the fingerprints of Mets veterans. Kazmir was cocky, and that rubbed some
veteran Mets the wrong way in spring training. No wonder Al Leiter won't accept
a trade. He wouldn't want to give up his assistant GM
powers. You have to wonder
whether the Mets erred in not surrendering Kazmir for Alfonso Soriano this past
spring.
Posted at 05:31 PM
Highly Competitive (ie. Asshole) Dad Bounced From Little League
Game
Don't you just hate these stage parents, living
vicariously through the achievements of their kids? Someone oughta sentence Dad
to repeated viewings of the "Bad News Bears" trilogy, sans the first one.
From the Associated Press :
Astros Pitcher Roger
Clemens was asked to leave a youth baseball game over the weekend for arguing a
close call that went against his son's
team.
Clemens was at the
game Saturday watching his son, Kacy, compete in a 10-and-under game organized
by Triple Crown Sports when Clemens contested a call at second base that went
against the Katy
Cowboys.
He spit
sunflower seeds at an umpire's leg and was asked to leave, said Jim Carpenter, a
field supervisor with Triple
Crown.
"I supported the
umpire's decision and he [Clemens] respectfully left," Carpenter told the Craig
Daily Press.
Katy lost
the game 11-5 to the Bakersfield Curve.
Posted at 05:18 PM
Edes On Nomar's Health
In addition to comments by Boston's former SS that he was treated shabbily by Red Sox
principal owner John Henry, today's Boston Globe column by Gordon Edes
claims the shipment of Nomar Garciaparra to Chicago was prompted by concerns
that he'd miss additional playing time this
year.The Cubs traded for
Garciaparra even after being informed by Sox general manager Theo Epstein that
Garciaparra expressed fears that he would have to go back on the disabled list
because of his sore right Achilles' tendon, and was uncertain about how much he
would be able to play the remainder of the season. One Cubs official, who asked
to remain anonymous, praised Epstein for full disclosure of Garciaparra's
medical condition, and said trainers from both teams spoke Saturday morning to
discuss Garciaparra, hours before the deal was
finalized.Cubs manager
Dusty Baker said yesterday he expected Garciaparra might need to miss one game a
week, which is a much sunnier scenario than the one Garciaparra presented to Sox
officials in recent days, according to those officials. And none of the Cubs
executives who spoke about the Garciaparra negotiations expressed fears they
were gambling that Garciaparra would remain healthy for the balance of the
season.The Sox' focus
changed to (Orlando) Cabrera in the final days before Saturday's deadline,
according to multiple sources, after Garciaparra told team trainers and manager
Terry Francona that he would have to miss extended periods of time the rest of
the season, and might have to go on the 15-day disabled list. Indeed, between
games of the day-night doubleheader with Baltimore just before the All-Star
break, Garciaparra underwent an MRI on his Achilles'. The results, according to
the Sox medical staff, were encouraging, but Garciaparra, according to team
sources, complained of ongoing soreness and at one point expressed a fear that
he thought the tendon "would
blow."Did Garciaparra
indicate to the team he had to go on the DL? "That I don't know if I'd be
comfortable saying completely," said Terry Francona. "First of all, the
conversations I've had with Nomar are supposed to kind of stay between me and
Nomar. I mean, we'd talk a
lot."There were some
concerns about him and this trip especially, being on turf, and then going
forward."Yesterday,
Garciaparra evaded answering questions about those assertions directly. At
first, he said he could not respond because he did not know what the team had
said. He then said that what was said was between him and the trainers, then
emphasized that to date he only had missed a game or two at a time since coming
off the DL." I was
playing," Garciaparra said. "I was happy to be back. I took a day off on turf,
then was in the lineup [Saturday]. Draw your own conclusions. I took one day
because of the turf. Some things were discussed between me and the trainers, but
nothing had changed. I knew it was something that was going to linger all year.
I understood that rest was going to heal it, and I was going to rest in the
offseason."I really
haven't hid anything from you guys [reporters]. I told you why I sat down on
certain days."
Posted at 10:35 AM
Shaughnessy On Nomar
Nomar leaving town gives Dan one less thing to
get all doomy & gloomy about, so the Globe columnist gets his sucker punches in one last
time. Thank the
baseball god, he's gone. We no longer have to watch Nomar Garciaparra pretend
that he cares about the fortunes of the Boston Red
Sox.This is a strange
story. No one ever played harder, or gave more, to the Boston Red Sox and the
citizens of Red Sox Nation than Nomar Garciaparra. He was probably the most
popular Sox player since Ted Williams, and rightfully so; no player was more
worthy of your applause. But at the same time, no player polluted the clubhouse
more than Nomar, and in the end, he was the ultimate non-team
guy.He had to go. He
was more miserable than any athlete I have ever seen. In the Sox clubhouse, he
was as happy as Michael Moore at a Bush family
reunion.His misery
dates back to before this season. After the Sox beat the Oakland A's in the
fourth game of the 2003 Division Series, the Sox boarded the team bus for the
first leg of their journey back to Oakland for the series finale. Everyone was
buoyant and gripped with the prospect of going to Oakland and winning Game 5 . .
. everyone except for the star shortstop. He got on the bus, turned toward the
excited throng, and said, "Why is everyone so happy? As soon as we lose,
everyone's just going to rip
us."That was Nomar. The
ultimate downer. The wonderful talent who hated playing in a place where people
cared too
much. The
allegedy grumpy Garciaparra had an RBI single in his Cubs debut, Chicago beating the Phillies 6-3 on Sunday
afternoon.
Posted at 01:34 AM
Sun - August 1, 2004
Mets Roster Moves
Texas acquired RHP Scott Erickson from New York
(NL) yesterday for a player to be named later (let's hope his name isn't Sucks
As Bad As Scott Erickson), along with the Rangers covering the pitcher's major
league minimum salary between now and the end of the year.
Prior to yesterday's 8-0 defeat at the
hands of the first place Braves, Tyler Yates and Jae Won Seo were sent to AAA
Norfolk. Considering Seo's reaction the last time he was demoted, it is fair to
say he's probably not thrilled. It's also fair to say that he was given every
concievable chance to nail down the number 4 spot in the pitching rotation , and
while not entirely useless, proved himself to be erratic and unreliable While
Pitching Coach Rick Peterson --- in retrospect, the most important new
acquisition the Mets made during the last winter ---has managed to work wonders
for the big 3 of Glavine, Leiter and Traschel, the sage advice for the former
A's hurling guru hasn't made a discernable difference for the enigmatic Seo.
Jim Duquette and Peterson are clearly hoping the latter will be of great
assistance to Victor Zambrano, whose control issues made him an unlikely trade
target (not if the price was Scott
Kazmir).If you're alarmed by the
shellacking Kris Benson took from Atlanta Saturday, well, you oughta be. But
this was also his 3rd outing against the Braves in 11 days. It would seem the
Braves knew just what to expect --- though given that Benson's had just much an
opportunity to became familiar with Atlanta hiitters, perhaps someone can
explain why the frequent matchup would always favor the hitting team.
Tom
Glavine (above) did a fine job throwing batting practice to former teammates
Andruw and Chipper Jones, Sunday, the former homering and collecting 4 RBI's,
the latter getting 3 hits in Atlanta's 6-5 win over New York. With the
series sweep, the Mets find themselves 9 games behind Braves and unless Bobby
Cox suddenly decides to retire and is replaced by Gene Mauch down the stretch,
you can cool it with that "meaningful games"
nonsense.(Monday update : Ahem. My
characterization of Zambrano as an "innings-eater" was way off base. The guy
has averaged fewer than 6 innings per start this year, so if anything, this is
yet another starter that will require mucho bullpen support. The refrain I keep
hearing from the few supporters of this trade who aren't named Duquette is that
Scott Kazmir might be a big league pitcher someday (September 1, if you consider
Tampa Bay to be the bigs) but Zambrano is a big leaguer right now. Which is true
enough --- he's got a shot at leading the majors in three crucial categories :
walks, HBP and wild pitches.)
Posted at 01:21 PM
Chemistry - What's It Worth?
In everyday life, chemicals are something we
can't live without, as Scott Weiland, Mitch "Blood" Green or Robert Downey Jr.
could well attest. Whether or not chemistry between teammates is overrrated
will be put to the test over the season's final two months, after Dodgers G.M.
Paul DePodesta made some radical changes to his first place club.
Tony Jackson of the LA Daily News touches on this in yesterday's column.
The Dodgers clubhouse was
in a collective funk after hearing the news on Friday. If anyone thought general
manager Paul DePodesta had made a mistake by upsetting what had been a
remarkable team chemistry, no one was saying it. But there was no mistaking the
popularity of the players who won't be around any
longer. "It's a shock,"
first baseman Shawn Green said. "You always hear a lot of rumors floating
around, and nothing ever really happens, but something really happened today.
We're getting a couple of quality players, but we obviously gave up some good
guys, as well." Pitcher
Jose Lima, the man generally credited with orchestrating the Dodgers' newfound
cohesiveness this season, said the entire team was
down. "If I'm usually a
cheerleader 100 percent, now I have to be a cheerleader 200 percent," Lima said.
"There are a lot of sad people here. It would be a little easier to take if we
weren't in first place, but it's
hard."Sentiment aside, DePodesta
might not be totally insane. Adding Brad Penny could mean taking Wilson Alvarez
out of the starting rotation and moving the latter to a set up role. Hee Seop
Choi , though appearing unimpressive to me back when the Derrek Lee deal went
down, eeks out plenty of walks. And Paul Lo Duca, though one of the bettter
offensive catchers in the game, doesn't have a history of hitting well down the
stretch. Perhaps best of all, LA managed to dump Juan Encarnacion on the
Marlins. LA's dealings are a funny combination of trades that might pay long
term benefits (ie. adding Penny) as well as others clearly designed to improve
the team right this minute (ie. making 38 year old Steve Finley the starting
center fielder). Baseball Prospectus' Joe Sheenan is amongst
those who don't share Joe Morgan's opinion that LA haven't improved the team.
With no big Johnson to show
off, the hysterics over the Blue Crew's six-player trade with the Marlins
reached a peak Saturday. I was, and remain, absolutely astounded over the
reaction to what was an excellent deal for the Dodgers. They traded away two
players who have already peaked ---- Guillermo Mota in '03, Paul Lo Duca in '01
----who are rapidly becoming expensive, whose perceived value far outstrips
their actual value, and whose in-season trends are downward. In exchange, they
upgraded their rotation and acquired a young left-handed hitter with monster
upside who is already a productive
player.The way in which
Lo Duca has been held up as some kind of star is insane. He's been
league-average catcher for two seasons, and he has a demonstrated capacity for
collapse in the second half. Calling him an All-Star-—he made the team in
2003 as the #2 guy in the player voting, and this year as injury
replacement-—clouds the fact that he's just an average player, an All-Star
by the worst definition: guy having a good first half. If they played the game
in November, he'd be sitting in Section 14 and paying for
parking. Paul DePodesta
gets it, though. Chemistry is a three-game winning streak. Chemistry will come
when Penny tosses eight strong innings and leaves with the sound of the Dodger
crowd in his ears, or when Hee Seop Choi hits a home run like he did on
Wednesday night in Florida, a three-run game-winning jack. He knows that
chemistry is easier to create than runs, easier to find than a 26-year-old with
power, plate discipline and a low
price.The Dodgers are
unquestionably a better team today than they were on Thursday, and they were
better even before getting Steve Finley.
They have more ability
to score, and they're at worst about the same in their ability to prevent runs.
They'll be much better in 2005 because of it, too. This was a tremendous trade
for the Dodgers, and might be the deal that pushed them into the playoffs for
the first time in nine
years. (The
Chemistry Set rejoices after Robin Ventura's 12th inning HR puts the Dodgers
ahead 2-1, Sunday afternoon against San Diego.)
Posted at 12:59 PM
Sat
- July 31, 2004
Nomar In The Rear View Mirror
How's this for an uneventful last few hours before the
deadline? In parting with one of the organization's most beloved
players (Nomar Garciaparra, below), Boston has dramatically improved their
substandard defense, adding two former Gold Glove winners in Doug Mientkiewicz
and Orlando Cabrera.
The
Cubs now have a shortstop who brings considerably more sizzle to the batting
order than Alex Gonzalez or Rey Ordonez.
The Twins and Expos each get the
prospects they coveted, and it is doubtful the latter could've gotten more for
Cabrera, who is having a poor season and was unlikely to resign with Montreal.
To break it all down for you,
Chicago (NL) receives :
SS Nomar Garciaparra (from
Boston)OF Matt Murton (from
Boston)plus cash from
BostonRed Sox receive :
1B Doug Mientkiewicz (from
Minnesota)SS Orlando Cabrera (from
Montreal)Montreal receives :
SS Alex Gonzalez (from
Chicago)RHP Francis Beltran (from
Chicago)IF Brendan Harris (from
Chicago)Minnesota recieves :
LHP Justin Jones (from
Chicago)In addition to all of the
above, Boston acquired OF Dave Roberts from the Dodgers in exhange for OF Henri Stanley. Roughly around the same time, LA
sent C Koyie Hill , OF Reggie Abercrombie and LHP Bill Murphy to
Arizona in exchange for CF Steve Finley and C Brett Mayne. Earlier in the day,
C Charles Johnson vetoed a deal that would've sent him from Colorado to LA as
the Dodgers' replacement for the just traded Paul Lo Duca.
The addition of Finley will almost
certainly result in Milton Bradley being moved to right or left field.
The Yankees traded the erratic Jose
Contreras to the White Sox for P Esteban Loiaza. Loiaza, who won 21 games for
Chicago a year ago, is eligble for salary arbitration next year and will likely
earn a big raise on his $4 million salary. Contreras, owed some $17 million +
over the next two and a half seasons, will have a portion of his future
paychecks covered by the Yankees.
Posted at 11:49 PM
Defamer Flexes Dubious Rock Criticism Chops
From yesterday's gossip-tastic entries
:All four original members
of the legendary So Cal band X will be signing copies of their new double Best
of Anthology (X-Make The Music Go Bang) at Tower Records on Sunset. More
newsworthy than all original members reuniting is the fact that they managed to
put together two discs worth of material for their Best Of. Can you name an X
song other than that one about LA? Let punk fan hate mail
begin...now. Let's
see...."Adult Books", "Johnny Hit & Run Pauline", "Your Phone's Off The Hook
(But I'm Not)", "The World's A Mess, It's In My Kiss", "We're Desperate", "When
Our Love Passed Out On The Couch"....and that's just what I can remember off the
top of my head. There were more than a few good songs on the later albums, too.
But tracking Mary-Kate Olson rehab stories is hard work, no wonder there's no
time for less significant details.
Posted at 01:47 PM
Mets Trades In The Cold Light Of Day
The price paid for Benson & Zambrano should
not seem much higher at 7 games out of first than it would 5, but with last night's 3-1 loss to Atlanta firmly in
mind, let's hope the Mets new pitching acquisitions can swing a bat.
Given the relatively weak schedule the
Mets face during the final two months, their chances of overtaking 3 other clubs
and making up a 7 game deficit aren't astronomical, but perhaps too slim to
justify last night's moves. We'd been led to believe that Scott Kazmir, if not
untouchable, was considered a blue chip prospect. Victor Zambrano, by contrast,
is an innings eater at best (not a small consideration given the burden carried
by the Mets bullpen this) and painfully wild at worst. The former Devil Rays
starter averaged 7 walks a game this year and was leading the AL in batters
plunked. Even more disturbingly, he has a loose grip on basic math.
"In my new home, they're waiting for
me," Zambrano said. "I'm just going to go and do my 200 percent I can do there.
I'll be happy to go there."Two months
ago, I would've described Wigginton as expendable. But as David Wright comes
to grip with major league pitching and Mike Piazza and Cliff Floyd continue to
swing their bats like guys with one eye on retirement, Ty's offensive
production isn't so easily replaced. If
the Mets manage to re-sign Benson (who won't come cheap) and the current team is
healthy come April, Jim Duquette might have a legit contender if the situation
at 1B and the bullpen can be addressed. But at 7 games out and several key
figures limping around (Piazza, Floyd, Reyes), NY's bold moves might be too
little, too late.
Posted at 01:27 PM
Fri - July 30, 2004
Mets Acquire Starters Slighty More Capable Than Erickson &
Baldwin
Posted at 08:34 PM
No Kidding - Another Way For Nets To Lower Payroll
Noting the recent dispersal of Kenyon Martin,
Rodney Rogers and Kerry Kittles, Nets G Jason Kidd isn't happy, writes the Newark
Star-Ledger's Dave D'Alessandro.
According to a team
official, Jason Kidd returned from his Mexican vacation yesterday and
immediately requested a meeting with management at Ratner's earliest
convenience, at which time the Nets' captain is expected to demand a
trade. And to further
illustrate the goals of the new ownership group, a close friend of Alonzo
Mourning yesterday disclosed that the disabled center wants to attempt a
comeback, but has been informed by the team that his services are no longer
desired, as it would rather lop his salary off the cap after next
season. Team president
Rod Thorn, who in an afternoon conference call with reporters sounded as though
he had his soul ripped out by a savage tax collector, attempted to spin the
Kittles trade into a positive move that will allow his depleted team to fill the
gaping voids at other positions while saving the $9.8 million that remained on
Kittles' contract. "The
purpose for us was very simple: We're obviously trying to restructure our team,
and it's going to make it much easier after we make this deal," said Thorn,
whose team received a second-round draft pick in the deal, which also included a
$1.5 million payment to
L.A. "I feel very
confident we'll end up with a strong two-guard position, but we have other needs
we have to address, and if we stayed the way we were, we wouldn't be able to
address them. That in a nutshell is why we did this
trade." Thorn, whose
team picked up journeyman subs Rodney Buford and Jacque Vaughn yesterday, said
last night that his conversation with Kidd about the Kittles deal was
brief. "I talked to
someone who was with him," Thorn said. "I talked to Jason for about three
seconds." Presumably
enough time for Kidd to slam down the phone.
Posted at 06:32 PM
Tough Opening Weekend Predicted For Mel's Opus In Malasia
Defamer oughta chime in with the exact amount
forecast, but it won't be much. From the Guardian :
Malaysian censors have
passed Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ uncut, but have stipulated that
only Christians may see the
movie.Officials have
granted access to all ages when the picture opens in a few weeks by awarding the
religious epic a U rating, but steered clear of opening it up to the south-east
Asian country's non-Christian
groups.Citing a concern
for disparate sensibilities, film censorship board secretary Lukeman Saaid told
Variety: "It's a deeply religious movie. We live in a multiracial country and we
needed to show sensitivity toward other religions, particularly
Islam." (director
Mel asks Jesus/Jim for more
blood)Christians account
for 9% of the 24 million population, which includes Malays, Chinese, Indians and
other ethnic groups, while about 66% are Muslims.
Posted at 05:24 PM
Deadline Looming, Marlins Looking To Upgrade
You'd think Joe Capozzi of the Palm Beach Post
could stop by my grandmother's assisted living facility to make sure she's ok,
but he'd rather cover Florida's wheeling and dealing at the trading
deadline. Thanks for nothing, Joe.
Marlins manager Jack McKeon
joked about persistent rumors swirling in the final days before Saturday's
trading deadline. "I
should have made out a lineup card with all the guys we're supposed to get,'' he
said. "I could have had (Jose) Contreras pitching, (Paul) Lo Duca catching,
(Steve) Finley and (Larry) Walker in the
outfield.'' One team
source said if the Marlins won Wednesday, the front office planned to intensify
efforts for a multi-team trade that would bring a reliever, an outfielder and
possibly a catcher to
Florida. The Marlins
defeated the Phillies that night, then completed a four-game sweep Thursday as
the front office worked on a complex deal to bring Lo Duca from the Los Angeles
Dodgers. The Marlins
have tried since spring training to get Lo Duca. A proposal floating around for
at least a month had the Marlins offering Brad Penny and a prospect for Lo Duca
and reliever Guillermo Mota. Reports late Thursday out of Los Angeles linked
right-handers A.J. Burnett or Carl Pavano in a deal for the
catcher. It's unclear
how the deal would work, but the Arizona Diamondbacks are believed to be
included. The Marlins,
however, may be reluctant to trade any of their starters until late tonight,
after they see how right-hander Josh Beckett's tender middle finger holds up in
his first start since returning from the disabled list
(blister).
Posted at 04:58 PM
"Thanks For Nothing, You Welsh Bitch"
When I first glanced at yesterday's NY Post
headline about Catherine Zeta-Jones' stalker on trial, I foolishly assumed that
the accused was some besotted/deluded male (ie. Tony Kornheiser). As if his family didn't have enough troubles,
the female nut in question is infatuated with Michael
Douglas. I believe the
Widow Cobain once professed to have a crush on the aging male star of "Falling
Down", "Wall Street" and "Fatal Attraction". Alas, she is not the one who wrote
to Barbara Walters (?), promising " "When we finish with this bitch/whore, she
will not be this pretty face actress. You won't be able to recognize her in her
cassket! [sic]". Though it does sort of scan like something Courtney would've
penned.
Posted at 01:28 PM
Royals Flushed, Tony Pissed
It's been a long, sad year for the Kansas City
Royals and tempers are flaring writes the K.C. Star's Bob
Dutton. Here it was,
finally, in the 100th game of this endlessly disappointing season. Royals
manager Tony Peña just
snapped.It came in the
fourth inning of Thursday night's 2-0 loss to the Tampa Bay Devil
Rays when Ken Harvey jogged toward first on a
pop-up.Peña did
something he never does. He showed up a player in front of everyone. Peña
yanked Harvey from the game, bringing in Matt Stairs from right field to play
first base and sending Ruben Mateo out to
right. (a
swing and a miss by Matt Stairs entertains dozens at Tropicana
Field)“Either we're
going to play the game right or people are going to be on the bench,” said
Peña, his usual smile nowhere to be seen. “I ask my players to run
the ball out. Whoever doesn't run the ball out, I'm going to take them out of
the
game.”“Nothing
in baseball gets to me more than for someone to hit the ball and not run,”
he said. “You only have four times at bat, and I expect my players to go
out and run the bases. That's it. Very
simple.”Peña
said he spoke to Harvey about failing to run hard on a ball in Wednesday's game.
The second violation, he suggested, was too much to
ignore.“He just
didn't run a ball out today,” Peña said, “and he didn't run a
ball out (Wednesday). I addressed that (Wednesday). If they keep doing it, I'm
going to
act.”Harvey
didn't argue the
point.“That's
what he feels,” he said. “I didn't run the ball out, so he took me
out. I ran halfway (on Wednesday). This time, I ran all of the way to the
bag.“He felt like
I didn't run hard enough. I was the
example.”The
Royals also made an example, of sorts, of Jimmy Gobble by optioning him to Class
AAA Omaha, Neb. Gobble gave up eight runs and 10 hits in 4 2/3 innings in
Wednesday's 10-1 loss.The Royals
also announced yesterday to the surprise of no one, that Juan Gonzalez is officially done for the season.
Posted at 01:16 PM
Mets Zero In On Benson
6 games out of first and 3 teams to leapfrog, the
New York Mets consider themselves buyers, not sellers. The New York Times' Lee
Jenkins suggests the acquisition of Pirates P Kris Benson could happen
shortly. The Mets
have had extensive discussions with the Pittsburgh Pirates in the last two days
in an intensified effort to acquire Kris Benson, who is one of the best starting
pitchers on the
market.One baseball
executive with knowledge of the situation said the Mets could send infielder Ty
Wigginton and the Class AA pitcher Matt Peterson to Pittsburgh for Benson as
soon as Friday. To complete the deal, the Pirates would probably demand one more
player, who could come from another team, perhaps the Chicago White
Sox.The Mets are
looking at three trade possibilities, and hoping at least one comes to fruition
before the nonwaiver deadline Saturday. They have also spoken with the Tampa Bay
Devil Rays about starting pitcher Victor Zambrano. Mets Manager Art Howe had a
Devil Rays media guide on his desk at Olympic Stadium on
Thursday.Benson would
be the ultimate prize for the Mets. The Minnesota Twins were believed to be the
front-runners for Benson, but they apparently fell out of the running Thursday,
opening the door for the Mets. One executive said that the Texas Rangers and the
Anaheim Angels were still in the bidding for Benson, but that the Mets were now
considered the
favorites.Although
Benson is going to be a free agent in the winter, a person close to him said
that he wants to play in New York and would be willing to sign a long-term
contract during the season. Because the Mets are in fourth place in the National
League East and barely resemble a playoff contender, General Manager Jim
Duquette said Wednesday that he did not intend to trade for a player who would
simply be a quick upgrade for the 2004 season, then depart.
Posted at 02:44 AM
Thu - July 29, 2004
Plaintiffs Aplenty In The Coconut Grove Of Hair Metal Fires
MTV.com reports that pretty much half of the
known population of the USA has been named in a lawsuit stemming from the inferno that killed over 100
persons of questionable musical tastes.
The girlfriend of late
Great
White guitarist Ty Longley, who died in February 2003 in the Station
nightclub fire in West Warwick, Rhode Island, is one of more than 200 plaintiffs
named in a major new civil lawsuit against the band, the club owners, town
officials and other companies alleged to have been responsible for the blaze
that killed 100 and injured more than 200. Longley's girlfriend was pregnant
with their child at the
time. Eight
lawyers filed the lawsuit on behalf of 146 people who were injured in the fire
and the families of 80 who were killed. The suit names many defendants with deep
pockets, some of whom had never been mentioned in connection with the fire,
including insurance firm Lloyd's of London, engineered components and material
company Leggett & Platt and CBS Broadcasting, whose affiliate Channel 12 had
hired club co-owner Jeffrey Derderian as an investigative
reporter.Others, whose
names resurfaced from previously filed suits, included companies that had
sponsored, promoted or advertised the concert, such as Anheuser-Busch and their
Rhode Island distributor McLaughlin & Moran; Clear Channel Communications
and WHJY-FM. The suit alleges that the companies should have been aware that
Great White typically used unlicensed pyro in small clubs and did nothing to
prevent the band from doing
so.Also named in the
suit: the manufacturers and vendors of the pyro equipment and the foam that
caught fire; state and government officials assigned to inspect the club and
promote fire safety; the bus company whose vehicle Great White rode to West
Warwick; and the band's former manager, Daniel Biechele, who set off the
fireworks.Not named in the lawsuit
: Taime Downes of Faster Pussycat, though this could be an oversight.
Posted at 05:45 PM
Valent Goes Cyclotic
The Mets won for just the 5th time in their last 16 games,
beating the Expos 10-1 in an matinee at Olympic Stadium. Eric Valent,
making his first start in left field for the resting Cliff Floyd, became the 8th
player in Mets history to hit for the cycle, hitting a 2 run homer off Sunny Kim
in the 5th and a triple off Roy Corcoran.
(Hidalgo,
continuing to make Jim Duquette look like a genius ---- yes, the same genius
that invested $1.2 million on Scott Erickson and James Baldwin).
Richard Hidalgo hit his 17 home run of
the season, Mike Cameron staying hot with 2 homers and 3 RBI's. Most
importantly, Al Leiter (7-3, 2.18 ERA) got through 6 full innings with a pitch
count under 180. Though the Mets'
upcoming series with the division leading Braves might go some ways towards
determining whether or not New York will have any meaningful baseball over the
season's final two months (and by "meaningful" I mean games attended by more
than 15,000 obsessives and/or drunks), a long festering dispute between Cablevision and Time-Warner Cable might have you
relying on Gary Cohen.
Posted at 05:00 PM
Clips Vote For Kerry, Nets Prepare For Mediocrity
The New Jersey Nets have traded guard Kerry Kittles to the
Los Angeles Clippers in exchange for a future 2nd round pick, cash and
a framed lithograph of Donald Sterling, Billy Crystal and Bob McAdoo.
After winning two Eastern Conference
titles and pushing eventual World Champs Detroit to a 7th game in the Conference
finals, the Nets have parted ways with Kenyon Martin and Kittles, with little to
show for it in the near future, save for salary relief (and that lithograph).
Given the seniority of Jason Kidd, it would seem that New Jersey's window of
opportunity in the East was closing fast. The club's new ownership, however,
thinks the windows have been blown out and boarded up. A nice message for
season ticket holders at the Meadowlands (assuming there are any left for
2004-2005).
Posted at 04:32 PM
Marlins, Contreras In The Mix On Unit Talks?
Mike Berardino of the Sun-Sentinel is reporting
that the Yankees, needing young
talent to make a trade for Arizona's Randy Johnson, are looking send P Jose
Contreras to the Florida Marlins.
With the Yankees lacking sufficient
prospects to entice the Arizona Diamondbacks, Johnson's current employer, the
Marlins could swap several prospects and come out with Yankees right-hander Jose
Contreras and Arizona catcher Brent
Mayne.
As the Marlins
continued to crunch the numbers Wednesday in their complex bid for Rockies right
fielder Larry Walker, they also spent significant time on the Contreras plan.
The former Cuban defector, who has both started and relieved during his time in
pinstripes, would serve as a power setup man for Marlins closer
Armando
Benitez.
He would also serve as insurance in case Benitez's inflamed right elbow becomes
a larger problem. The Marlins scouted Contreras' last start, Sunday in Boston;
he is 8-4 with a 5.36 ERA and is due to start again today in New York on short
rest.
Double-A first
baseman Jason
Stokes would be the likely
centerpiece of the Marlins' contribution, sources said, possibly along with
Double-A lefty Bill
Murphy, the Marlins' only
representative at the recent Futures Game, and outfielder
Abraham
Nunez.
All three would go to Arizona along with a couple of Yankees prospects, possibly
Triple-A catcher
Dioner
Navarro and Class A third
baseman Eric Duncan.
Posted at 11:52 AM
Knicks Pursuit Of Dampier Continues With Kurt As Bait
Rebuffed in their earlier attempt to acquire
Golden State restricted free agent C Erick Dampier in a sign & trade deal,
the Knicks are prepared to offer F Kurt Thomas,
writes the NY Daily News' Frank Isola.
The Warriors were
considering a sign-and-trade for Dampier that would have included the Knicks
sending center Nazr Mohammed and forward/center Othella Harrington to Golden
State. However, the Warriors last week acquired Portland center Dale Davis in a
trade for Nick Van
Exel. The Atlanta Hawks
are also interested in Dampier and they have enough salary-cap room to sign him
out-right. The Warriors could still re-sign Dampier or move him in a
sign-and-trade to one of several interested teams, including the Knicks, Pacers
and Grizzlies. (Kurt)
Thomas has more trade value than any other Knick because he's a starting player
with a reasonable contract. Harrington, who is entering the final year of his
contract, is still included in the new
proposal. Dikembe
Mutombo, who like Harrington is in the final year of his contract, has been
included in the Knicks' latest proposal to Chicago for free agent Jamal
Crawford. Knicks president Isiah Thomas is trying to acquire Crawford along with
Eddie Robinson and Jerome Williams for Mutombo, Shandon Anderson and Moochie
Norris. The Bulls,
however, are refusing to take back Norris, even though Thomas has agreed to pay
the first year of Norris' contract. The third year of Norris' contract is not
guaranteed, meaning Chicago would pay only next year's salary worth
approximately $4.2 million.
Posted at 10:54 AM
Reyes Hurt, Erickson Waived, Spencer Suspended...
...and the Mets lost to the Expos, 7-4 . With 6
games against lowly Montreal over the past 8 days, the Mets have lost 3 so far,
with the finale coming 1pm this afternoon. As damaging as dropping a pair of
two-game series' at home to the Braves and Marlins was to the Mets' fortunes,
the failure to make up any ground against a club with nothing to play for is
pretty damning.
2B
Jose Reyes injured his right ankle while trying stretching a 3rd inning single
into a double. I know the Mets hired a specialist to help the terminally
banged-up Reyes learn to run in a way that would reduce strain on his fragile
hamstrings, but did they have to give Chevy Chase the
job?Following Monday night's monumental meltdown, P Scott
Erickson was designated for assignment. Hindsight being 20/20, perhaps Erickson
and James Baldwin weren't the best choices to anchor the rotation. Todd Zeile's
attempts at throwing knuckleballs during mop up duty the other night are
receiving rave reviews from aficionado of garbage time pitching, but I'm sure
Mark Grace has nothing to worry about.
Following his attempt to negotiate the
highways of Port St. Lucie after having consumed "six or seven drinks" by
his own count, the Mets have suspended OF Shane Spencer without pay.
Posted at 04:13 AM
Larry Bowa Brings 24 Men Together...
...in a shared dislike of Larry Bowa.
Though a fixture in this blog, much like Scott
Weiland, I hope no harm befalls Phillies manager Larry Bowa, because if he were
to lose his job, what else would I have to comment on? I hope Todd Zolecki of the Philadelphia Inquirer
agrees. It feels
like a funeral in the Phillies' clubhouse after a
loss.Players eat
silently.They walk
through the room
quietly.Last night
proved to be no different after a 5-2 loss to the Florida Marlins at Pro Player
Stadium. Marlins third baseman Mike Lowell crushed a 3-2 pitch off lefthander
Rheal Cormier in the bottom of the eighth inning for a one-out, bases-empty home
run to left field to take a one-run
lead."No excuses,"
Phillies manager Larry Bowa said afterward. "As a manager, I'm not even playing
and I'm embarrassed. They should be embarrassed. They should be embarrassed. Any
more questions?"Bowa
shook his head, cursed, and said
"embarrassing."He then
walked out of his
office."Embarrassing,"
he repeated aloud to nobody in
particular.But
Cormier (4-4) noted that the Phillies' clubhouse, during a 58-minute rain delay
in the bottom of the eighth, was dead before the game had
ended.As if they had
already lost.As if they
knew they wouldn't come
back."You could look in
that dugout, and you could tell," Cormier said. "I've seen it a lot of times.
Just in general. It's a lot of stuff that takes place, and it's not positive. I
feel that even though we're down a run or two, we should never be out of the
game. There are a lot of times when you're walking off the field and you're down
by one, you feel the game is over, and we still have one more inning to go. It's
frustrating."Cormier
wouldn't say exactly where that negativity comes
from."Just the whole
thing," he said. "I really think the guys are really trying. It's not that we
don't try. But sometimes when things don't go your way, it's not the end of the
world. And you when we lose a few games it's like we've lost 12 in a row. It
shouldn't be that way. We play every day. You know what? Tomorrow we might win.
It's pins and needles in here. It makes it very
tough.""He's got his
opinion," said Roberto Hernandez of Bowa, asked if he's embarrassed. "Everybody
who wears this uniform wants to beat these guys, wants to win this game, and
wants to win this
division.""To lose is
not a good thing," Wolf said. "If you lose a game, especially an important game,
you're not going to be doing juggling acts or making balloon animals. You're not
going to be in a good mood. But again, I can't say what it's like in other
places. This is the only place I know, but it's always been tough after
losses." (the
security conscious Choi, warning Marlins batboy Clifford Loria about a
low-flying aircraft). I'm pretty
certain Jeromy Burnitz was making balloon animals most of his final season at
Shea. In any event, things didn't go much better on Wednesday night for the
Phillies in Miami, dropping a rain delayed contest 6-3 to the
Marlins. Hee Sop Choi hit a 2 run homer for the Fish in the 8th
inning and Josias Manzanillo picked up his 3 win with an inning and a third's
worth of one-hit pitching.
Posted at 03:49 AM
Wed - July 28, 2004
Democratic Nominee, Phony Sox Fan Says Moonie Paper
Tom Knott "Now, No Way" of the Washington Times
says when it comes to celebrity Red Sox fans, Senator John Kerry ranks somewhere behind Stephen
King,Phil Jupitus and Ben Affleck in the sincerity sweepstakes.
He
recently merged Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz into "Manny Ortiz," which probably
came as a shock to both families. You could argue Kerry deserved partial
baseball credit.
Credible or not, Kerry is sticking to his story of being
an honorary member of the Red Sox fan club.
"I've got to win New York, but I do want the Red Sox to
win," he said.Peter
Gammons, the longtime baseball maven, recently accused Kerry of being a bad
actor.
The anecdote was Kerry's one-time claim of being a Red
Sox fan dating to his boyhood days in Groton, Mass., accompanied with the
revelation that Eddie Yost was his favorite player.
The
only problem with the claim is that Yost, the Senators' longtime "Walking Man,"
never played with the Red
Sox.The ball went
through Bill Buckner's legs in the 1986 World Series because of the curse of
Carlton Fisk.
If you look closely in the oft-shown clip of Fisk waving
the ball fair, you can see Kerry throwing someone else's war medals onto the
field.
That probably is the cause of Kerry's weak arm —
all that wear and tear from throwing away someone else's war medals.
That
apparently was Kerry's twin passions in those turbulent years: watching the Red
Sox games and throwing away someone else's war medals.
The above isn't really that funny,
but don't blame Tom. You'd find it tough finding the time to write an
entertaining column if you had to sell $500 of flowers a day or face a brutal
beating.
Posted at 06:18 PM
"Deep Throat" Swallowed By Grim Reaper
CNN reported today that former Nixon aide Fred
LaRue (no relation to SCTV staple Johnny LaRue), oft rumored to be informant
"Deep Throat" of Bob Woodward/Carl Bernstein fame, has passed away at the age of 75.
(just
a cheap excuse to run a picture of Johnny LaRue)
Posted at 05:43 PM
DWI (And I Don't Know Why) Pt. II
With additional apologies to Abbreviated Ceiling,
Mets OF Shane Spencer was in his third booze-related incident of
2004 over the weekend.The NY
Times' Lee Jenkins addressed speculation that veteran pitchers Al Leiter and Tom Glavine might be traded.
Despite their recent
struggles, and their spot in fourth place in the National League East, the Mets
still fashion themselves as buyers rather than sellers in the baseball market.
One baseball executive with knowledge of the Mets' thinking said yesterday that
Tom Glavine and Al Leiter, the Mets' two 38-year-old left-handed starters, could
be traded only if they approach club officials and ask to be
dealt. Glavine and
Leiter have no-trade clauses and have given no indication they want out. "I
don't see myself going anywhere," Leiter said. "I could be naïve and
stupid, but I think we'll be talking about making additions and not
subtractions. And I don't think I'm naïve and I don't think I'm
stupid." (neither
naive nor stupid, but looking a heck of a lot like Bernard Sumner, Tom
Glavine).Helped by a 3 run homer from
Mike Cameron, Tom Glavine won his first decision since June 13, with the Mets beating Montreal 4-2 last night at the
Olympic Mausoleum . Kaz Matsui, for those who like watching Glavine develop a
facial twitch to go with all the glaring and staring, made his 21st error of the
season. For those of us waiting for
Jim Duquette to pull the trigger on a deadline blockbuster, ESPN's Alan Schwartz
suggests such hopes are delusional.
The Mets have gone 4-8
since the break, all of them against division rivals, leaving the team in fourth
place, five games
back.HOST: And now,
Vinny from Queens. Vinny, you're on
...VINNY: Yo, love da
show, guys. Yuh know what Duquette's gotta do? Get Kris Benson, man. And get
anudda bat for behind Piazza. Five games?
Fuhgeddaboudit!Well,
five games is a lot -- a lot more than most people realize. Since 1969, there
have been 112 teams between 4-6½ games back on July 31, and just nine of
them came back to win. That's 8 percent, or about a one in 12 shot. (Those clubs
were far more likely to finish the season at least 10 games out than truly
remain in the race.) Of the teams that did win, only the 1984 Royals jumped over
three teams, which is what's facing the
Mets.Not to change the subject,
but in this day and age, if you really did call up WFAN and introduce yourself
as "Vinny From Queens", they'd be perfectly justified in hanging up.
Posted at 05:18 PM
Unit In Pinstripes By The Weekend?
As this correspondent is visiting the Bronx this
weekend, what scarier sight could there be other than Randy Johnson taking the mound for the Yankees versus the
Orioles?(answer : Bartolo
Colon and David Wells ahead of you in line at the all-you-can-eat
buffet)The NY Post's George King fills
us in : The Yankees' belief
that Randy Johnson holds the key to being traded from the Diamondbacks to The
Bronx certainly has serious merit, because the Big Unit can veto any deal
presented to him. However, the final decision doesn't rest in the Big Unit's
left hand. The
Diamondbacks have to decide if letting Johnson go to get out from under the $21
million left on his contract is good business. With Saturday's trading deadline
approaching, the Diamondbacks - who have financial problems - need to decide if
dumping money for minor-league talent they aren't in love with is the best
move. Many believe the
Diamondbacks are posturing when they say there is no match with the Yankees
— and that by Saturday they will take a package that includes Triple-A
catcher Dioner Navarro, second baseman Robinson Cano and perhaps Scott Proctor
and Brad Halsey. Others
say the club will say it can't get market value for the 40-year-old Johnson and
not move him until the offseason, when the public relations hit wouldn't be as
bad. As of yesterday
afternoon, the Diamondbacks hadn't asked Johnson to waive his no-trade rights.
But the team is aware the future Hall of Famer wants to land with a team having
a good chance of winning the World Series if he splits
Phoenix. (on
the bright side, there's no way Steinbrenner is turning a blind eye to that
monstrosity of a haircut)
Anaheim's baseball people are reluctant to give up prospects Dallas McPherson
and Casey Kotchman, but owner Arte Moreno isn't shy about taking on salary.
However, the Angels started last night's action five games off the AL West lead.
They also were three games out of the wild-card lead — but behind three
clubs. What may need to
happen is for owners George Steinbrenner and Jerry Colangelo, not the best of
friends, to get together soon to see if there is a deal to be struck. So far,
according to a Yankee source, there has been "very limited dialogue" between the
teams. Johnson, who
started Sunday, is slated to pitch Friday, and it so happens that the Yankees
could be looking for a starter against the Orioles if Kevin Brown can't come off
the DL.The LA Times' Mike
DiGiovanna has the Angels' angle on the Unit-watch.
"How much of a mortgage do
you put on your property?" owner Artie Moreno said, alluding to the price in
prospects the Angels would have to pay to obtain Johnson. "And not only are you
mortgaging your minor league organization, Randy is signed for $16 million next
year. That would take away some flexibility for us to do other things over a
period of time."
Arizona is thought to want at least two of the Angels' top four prospects
— third baseman Dallas McPherson, catcher Jeff Mathis, first baseman Casey
Kotchman and pitcher Ervin
Santana
— for
Johnson. Moreno, who
hopes to scale back the Angel payroll next season from its current $111 million,
intimated that such a price might be too high, and he said the Angels definitely
wouldn't part with two of their top prospects in a rent-a-player deal for a
pitcher such as Pittsburgh's Kris
Benson. "That would
bother me," Moreno said, when asked how he'd feel if the 40-year-old Johnson
retired as an Angel after 2005 while Mathis, one of baseball's best catching
prospects, began a long and fruitful career with the Diamondbacks. "One of the
things I did with [General Manager] Bill Stoneman is make a commitment to the
minor league system."
Posted at 04:53 PM
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