Wed - October 27, 2004

Putting The Mentally Ill To Work



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Thu - October 21, 2004

Throwing Up Gotti



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Tue - October 12, 2004

Guy Who Doesn't Pay Attention To The News, Excited For No Reason



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Mon - September 20, 2004

Say It Ain't So, Mo



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Wed - September 15, 2004

An Assault On The Sanctity Of Divorce



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Fri - September 10, 2004

DWI And I Don't Know Why (Pt.'s III and IV)



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Fri - August 27, 2004

Current Events Buff Busted



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Sat - August 14, 2004

Air France Vs. The Limbless



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Smoke On The Water



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Wed - August 11, 2004

Alaskan Movie Buff Acquitted



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Thu - August 5, 2004

If The Tigger Suit Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit



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Missouri, No Longer Known As "The Blow-Me State"



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Wed - August 4, 2004

"The Defendant Knew Where His Paws Were"



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Fri - July 30, 2004

"Thanks For Nothing, You Welsh Bitch"



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Thu - July 29, 2004

Plaintiffs Aplenty In The Coconut Grove Of Hair Metal Fires



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Mon - July 5, 2004

Air Travel Is Safe...



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Sat - July 3, 2004

Natural, But Illegal - Hobbs Fired For Cohabitation



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Fri - July 2, 2004

Joel : Only The Bratty Die Young



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Fri - June 25, 2004

DMX Dogged By Double Standard



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Fri - June 18, 2004

Questionable Crime Named After Calvin Klein



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Fri - June 11, 2004

DMX In The Dog House



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Tue - June 8, 2004

Nutcase Mayor Clamps Down On Dogs, Ice-Cream



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Fri - June 4, 2004

Our Juice Runneth Over



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Wed - June 2, 2004

Larry David Puts Accused Killer Back On The Streets



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Fri - May 28, 2004

Samples - Not So Free



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Wed - May 26, 2004

Fruity Fitness Guru Cleared Of Assault Charges



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Feds Get Cranky With Spanky's (Wanky) Hanky Panky



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Mon - May 24, 2004

Photography Buff Busted



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Fri - May 21, 2004

Garish Dragster Sought By Authorites



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And They Still Haven't Gone After Him For Shooting The Dog



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Sat - May 15, 2004

He Hit Me But It Felt Like A Citizen's Arrest



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Fri - May 7, 2004

Vasectomy Or Jail



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Fri - April 30, 2004

Jayson Williams Not Guilty Of Aggravated Manslaughter



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Thu - April 29, 2004

Picky Eater Charged WIth Assault



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Mon - April 19, 2004

Shout At The Dildo



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Sat - April 10, 2004

Avril Stalker Nabbed



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Wed - April 7, 2004

Anti-Sex Forces Put In Overtime



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Sun - April 4, 2004

Tigger Tries It On, Girl Gets Pawed



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Sat - March 27, 2004

Maryland Reinterprets The First Amendment



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Thu - March 25, 2004

Swishy Exercise Kingpin Gets Slappy



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Wed - March 24, 2004

Cybercops Bust Budding McMahon



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Tue - March 23, 2004

Lifeson Lookalike Update



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Mon - March 22, 2004

Charges Reduced Against Monumentally Boring Musician



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Sat - March 20, 2004

Seal Head Found In Bag



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Fri - March 19, 2004

Battered Pizza Boy Enlists "The Giant Killer"



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Thu - March 18, 2004

Doug Mosurock Fills Us In On Greg Lloyd's Hassles With The Man



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Tue - March 2, 2004

Naming Names In Balco-Land



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Wed - February 25, 2004

Crazed Infantalist Can't Hold It In



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Sat - February 21, 2004

Keep Your Eyes On The Road...


...and your hands on the wheel

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Fri - February 20, 2004

Beefcake Gone Fruitcake



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Wed - February 11, 2004

MYJASONWILLIAMS.COM



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