Zoo Mass Editorial Bums Out Jarhead Apologists



Umass-Amherst isn't merely the alma matter of J Mascis, Black Francis, Mike Ehlers, Marcus Camby and Phil Milstein. The school paper also gives a voice to young radicals like grad student Rene Gonzalez, currently getting his ass kicked for the choice words he expressed following the death of Pat Tillman.

Of course, the same paper fired me, so the whole bunch of them can go fuck off.

I've been mystified at the absolute nonsense of being in "awe" of Tillman's "sacrifice" that has been the American response. Mystified, but not surprised. True, it's not everyday that you forgo a $3.6 million contract for joining the military. And, not just the regular army, but the elite Army Rangers. You know he was a real Rambo, who wanted to be in the "real" thick of things. I could tell he was that type of macho guy, from his scowling, beefy face on the CNN pictures. Well, he got his wish. Even Rambo got shot in the third movie, but in real life, you die as a result of being shot. They should call Pat Tillman's army life "Rambo 4: Rambo Attempts to Strike Back at His Former Rambo 3 Taliban Friends, and Gets Killed."




But, does that make him a hero? I guess it's a matter of perspective. For people in the United States, who seem to be unable to admit the stupidity of both the Afghanistan and Iraqi wars, such a trade-off in life standards (if not expectancy) is nothing short of heroic. Obviously, the man must be made of "stronger stuff" to have had decided to "serve" his country rather than take from it. It's the old JFK exhortation to citizen service to the nation, and it seems to strike an emotional chord. So, it's understandable why Americans automatically knee-jerk into hero worship.

However, in my neighborhood in Puerto Rico, Tillman would have been called a "pendejo," an idiot. Tillman, in the absurd belief that he was defending or serving his all-powerful country from a seventh-rate, Third World nation devastated by the previous conflicts it had endured, decided to give up a comfortable life to place himself in a combat situation that cost him his life. This was not "Ramon or Tyrone," who joined the military out of financial necessity, or to have a chance at education. This was a "G.I. Joe" guy who got what was coming to him. That was not heroism, it was prophetic idiocy.

Tillman, probably acting out his nationalist-patriotic fantasies forged in years of exposure to Clint Eastwood and Rambo movies, decided to insert himself into a conflict he didn't need to insert himself into. It wasn't like he was defending the East coast from an invasion of a foreign power. THAT would have been heroic and laudable. What he did was make himself useful to a foreign invading army, and he paid for it. It's hard to say I have any sympathy for his death because I don't feel like his "service" was necessary. He wasn't defending me, nor was he defending the Afghani people. He was acting out his macho, patriotic crap and I guess someone with a bigger gun did him in.

University president Jack Wilson replied, calling Gonzalez' comments "a disgusting, arrogant and intellectually immature attack on a human being who died in service to his country." I always figured college was exactly the sort of place where disgusting arrogance and intellectual immaturity could flourish, but presumably Wilson will be offering personal rebuttals to every editorial that offends his sensibilities.

In other wartime news, Tillman has received a posthumous promotion to the rank of Corporal. Which seems pretty slight. I mean, Klinger was a Corporal.

Posted: Thu - April 29, 2004 at 09:25 PM      

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