why oh why



...did the NJ Devils give their concussed veteran Scott Stevens an ATV? Seems like Stevens is having enough trouble upstairs, as is. All it takes is one, not-so-hard-to-imagine spill from this 3-wheel deathtrap and he'll be taking public speaking lessons from James Brady.

...has Dick Gephardt accepted a public endorsement from Chuck Berry? Granted, Berry is a universally loved musical pioneer, but he's also been accused of videotaping his female employees on the toilet. Has Gephardt considered seeking the support of other acknowledged artistic innovators / alleged deviants? Imagine what a public appearance alongside any of the following would do for the the congressman's fledgling Presidential bid?

Genesis P Orridge
Billy Preston
Waddy Wachtel
Mykel Board
Peter Jennings



(Rep. Gephardt defends the right of all employers to photograph their workers on the can)

Posted: Mon - January 19, 2004 at 12:01 PM      

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