Ditka Breaks Hip


we're not trying to cause any trouble

Erectile dysfunction expert / hair care spokesperson Mike Ditka has fallen and injured his hip. Ditka, who coached the Super Bowl Shuffle Chicago Bears to their 1986 title, is recovering in the hospital, the length of his stay undetermined. But since Mike is such a fucking tough guy, his spokesperson thought it worth mentioning that "knowing the coach, it's going to be shorter than what they normally advise."


(the most flattering photograph I could find of Mike Ditka)

Posted: Sun - November 2, 2003 at 07:03 AM      


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