Eyeballs In Agony, Early Sunday Thoughts...



....in that Larry King style you've come to know and love...

...how can the Rams turn the ball over so often and still win?...wouldn't the Niners be a better team if they kept either Jeff Garcia or Terrell Owens?...who will have a competent passing game first, the Ravens or Nebraska?...is Curtis Martin all-the-way-back or is the Bengals' front four really that bad?...is it 1995 on the set of Fox's studio show or does it just look that way?...does Clinton Portis' huge day mean that Daniel Synder can't be wrong all the time?...which off-season pickup is going to pay bigger dividends, the 'Skins' Portis or Deuce Staley in Pittsburgh?...are the ads for Bernie Mac's show supposed to be funny or have they just given up?...is there a weirder line on the day than Jerome Bettis' 3 TD's on 1 yard rushing...is Larry King's head inflatable?...are you allowed to play Fantasy Football if you don't fantasize about men?...is Brenda Warner the new Shirley Jones or the old Florence Henderson?

Posted: Sun - September 12, 2004 at 05:13 PM      


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