Rangers, Jagr and James Dolan's Wrist



After months of boring speculation, the New York Rangers have reached terms with the $$$-losing Washington Capitals to trade Anson Carter for the scariest haircut in all of pro sports ('cept for Kevin Keegan), Jaromir Jagr.



(achy-breaky times for Caps fans, as Jaromir brings his tresses to Broadway)

Jagr, who hasn't looked too sharp since his departure from Pittsburgh, is owed another $44 million over the next four years, $20 million of which Washington will supposedly cover. Another year, another pricey superstar veteran band-aid for a Rangers club that had other, more glaring needs than a goal-scorer.

(Saturday Update : Ottawa 9, New York 1.)

Posted: Fri - January 23, 2004 at 04:56 PM      

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