SINGLE MALE NERD SOUGHT BY LAST-PLACE TEAM


background check must not reveal any zipper problems.

The NY Post's Mark Hale says the Mets are looking to hire a "statistical analyst", a position already being utilized to varying degrees of success in Toronto, Oakland and Boston .


(will this be the guy?)


(or perhaps this young man holds the key to the Metropolitans' future?)

Whoever the Mets recruit, I have but word piece of advice. Get someone who owns a computer. There are all kinds of amazing things you can do with computers.

Posted: Fri - November 7, 2003 at 02:03 PM      

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