BONDS & MJ : PISSING ON THEIR PARADES


Criminal Probe To Uncover Criminal Probing

Two giants in their respective fields each had a bitter Tuesday ; SF's Barry Bonds won his 6th NL MVP Award today, garnering 28 out of a possible 32 first place votes. Then he had to answer a bunch of nasty questions about his personal trainer being implicated in the ongoing BALCO - THG scandal. Ouch.

Likewise, a rough Tuesday for the King Of Pop, Michael Jackson. When he should've been celebrating the release of yet another entirely unnecessary Greatest Hits compilation, 'Number Ones', Michael instead had to contend with a police raid on the Neverland Ranch, following sex abuse allegations brought by a 12 or 13 year old boy --- though if they can't even get the kid's age right, how credible could it be? Whether or not Jackson can afford to buy his way out of this mess remains to be seen, though Elvis Presley managed to move a teenager into his palatial estate without this kind of police harrassment. And she turned out just fine, as all three of those "Naked Gun" movies have shown.


(if that 12 year old had just kept his mouth shut for another 6 years, he could've had a fancy wedding just like this)

But seriously, why isn't it just the "American Man Boy Love Association" or the "Man Boy Love Association"? Why aren't I getting replies to these burning questions?

Posted: Wed - November 19, 2003 at 02:28 AM      

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