Allison - This World Is Killing Him



Following in the footsteps of (Rattled By The) Rush Limbaugh, the Widow Cobain and Jack Osbourne, Marlins draft pick Jeffrey Allison has done his small part to promote the mainstreaming of OxyContin.

Trendy though it may be to tow the "Moneyball" company line and favor tried & true collegiate talent when making draft day decisions, there's something to be said for giving a high school kid $1.85 million. You can buy a lot of pain killers for that kind of money, though perhaps not nearly enough to get the job done.

Posted: Wed - July 21, 2004 at 04:15 PM      


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