Sun - October 31, 2004

R. Kelly's Legal Team Vs. Jim DeRogatis



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Fri - October 29, 2004

Dean Reed, Remembered



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Sun - October 24, 2004

Possible Musical Guest For Next Week's SNL?



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Non-Talent In Lipsynch Malfunction



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Sat - October 23, 2004

Sizemore's Hitting (On Women) Streak



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Fri - October 22, 2004

Shitty Musician's Toilet Malfunction



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Wed - October 20, 2004

Anachronistic Exploiter Of Lady-Folk, Cancelled



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Tue - October 19, 2004

Widow Cobain Hunts For Young Meat



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Mon - October 11, 2004

Mrs. Ozzy, Very Much Alive



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Tue - October 5, 2004

Q : Why Do Canadians Do It Doggie Style?



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Mon - October 4, 2004

Janet Leigh, RIP



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Mon - September 27, 2004

Uncomfortable Looking Tall Guy To Get Promotion (In 5 Years)



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Sun - September 26, 2004

"Hustle" - Casting Calamity



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Wed - September 22, 2004

Russ Meyer, RIP



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Tue - September 21, 2004

Cuban On Trump



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Thu - September 16, 2004

Roy Recalls Jumbo Kitty Klawing



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Tue - September 7, 2004

Zero Talent/Highway Menace Curbed



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Sun - September 5, 2004

Crap Town, Named & Shamed



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Tue - August 31, 2004

Bobby Knight As The New Ray Romano



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Mon - August 23, 2004

Sick Of Poker Games On TV?..


...Then You'll Love ESPN's New Dramatic Series About People Playing Poker

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Thu - August 12, 2004

When In Doubt, Just Bring Steve Spandau Ballet Back From The Dead



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Mon - August 9, 2004

Possible New Addition To The Sirius Satellite Lineup



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Rick James, pt. II



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Sat - August 7, 2004

"This Is Not Martha's Vineyard"



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Fri - August 6, 2004

He's Dead, Bitch : Rick James, 1948-2004



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Thu - July 15, 2004

Unfunny Lady Sacked By Diet-Swill Company



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Mon - July 12, 2004

A Reason For People With No Money To Watch CNBC



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Sat - July 10, 2004

ITV In Non-Sucky Programming Shock



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Tue - July 6, 2004

Eric Douglas Checks Out



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Fri - July 2, 2004

Marlon Brando, RIP



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Mon - June 21, 2004

Miss Ross' "Gift" To Greenwich, CT



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Tue - June 15, 2004

Wanted : Singer, Good At Hanging Around



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Sun - June 13, 2004

Wish List



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Tue - June 8, 2004

Bullshit Awards Show Postponed In Wave Of Grief



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Wed - June 2, 2004

Fuckin' A, It's "Fucking USA"



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Sun - May 30, 2004

Songs For The Deaf



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Tue - May 25, 2004

Stop Looking At Her Teeth



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Tue - May 18, 2004

Tony Randall In Neat Freak Heaven



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Sun - May 16, 2004

2nd Biggest Comeback Of All Time...



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Fri - May 14, 2004

Seriously, Dude, There's Nothing Else On



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Wed - May 12, 2004

Drunker Than Your Average Bear



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Mon - May 10, 2004

Turgid 'Tard TV From Deposed Blowhard



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Sat - May 8, 2004

Puttin' It All In Perspective



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Wed - May 5, 2004

Dirty Den - Not Ready For His Close Up



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Sun - May 2, 2004

"Matrix" Guy Prepares For Big Switcheroo



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Fri - April 30, 2004

Historic Ballpark Desecrated By Lame Musical Act



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Mon - April 26, 2004

Billy Joel Graduates From Mitch "Blood" Green Driving Academy



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NASA Freaked Out By Disaster Flick



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Wed - April 21, 2004

Suge Aids Army Brats



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Mon - April 19, 2004

Spacey Bashed In Park



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Sun - April 18, 2004

Retarded TV Show To Celebrate Crap Vocalists



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Fri - April 16, 2004

Dodger Ticket Sales Mysteriously Spike



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Sun - April 11, 2004

No-Fun DVD Player Introduced



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Thu - April 8, 2004

Imp Of The Perverse, An Easy Target



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Fri - March 19, 2004

Dead Pool Closed - J.J. Jackson Dead At 62



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Thu - March 18, 2004

More Legal Woes For The Widow Cobain



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Tue - March 16, 2004

Ben Schwartz Reports From Beverly Hills



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Mon - March 15, 2004

Gettin' Crabby With Eamon



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Tue - March 9, 2004

Ben Schwartz Goes Headhunting On Behalf Of MLB



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Fri - February 27, 2004

Unfunny Ex-Chat Show Hostess Marries A Woman



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Tue - February 24, 2004

Sponge Disposed Of



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Wed - February 18, 2004

Obsolete Camera Co. Warns Against Shaking It



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Tue - February 10, 2004

It Could Be Bigger Than Dave Navarro's Autobiography



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Wed - February 4, 2004

Minor Talent Axed From Unwatchable Sporting Event



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Tue - February 3, 2004

Puritans Flip Out, Universe Explodes



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Thu - January 29, 2004

R. Kelly Can Pick His Nose But He Can't Pick His Friends



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Wed - January 28, 2004

If Jerry Lewis Can Beat Steriods, Why Can't Jason Giambi?



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Sun - January 25, 2004

Video Rentals Are Your Best Entertainment Value



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Sun - January 18, 2004

Freak(s), Liquids, etc.



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Thu - January 15, 2004

We're All Torn Up



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Fri - January 2, 2004

Komodo-mania



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Tue - December 30, 2003

Farrakhan & Michael - Why Did It Take So Long?



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Fri - December 26, 2003

Michael Jackson on "60 Minutes"



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Sun - December 7, 2003

MORE DWARF COMEDY RELATED VIOLENCE



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Fri - November 21, 2003

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE


Hertz had no White Broncos available yesterday, so...

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Thu - November 20, 2003

LIZ SMITH WEEPS FOR MICHAEL


"I hope you all get to see 'Taboo' before naysayers pull its wings off."

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MARSHALL : SAY IT AINT SO


The Source reveals tape of Eminem Getting Slurry In a Hurry

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Sat - November 15, 2003

GOTTI DROPS "MURDER", CSTB DROPS THE "B"


for the good of the community

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Thu - November 13, 2003

DRUGGED UP, ANGRY LADY PLEADS NOT GUILTY


even in a stressful moment, Ms. Love has sage advice for us all

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Tue - November 11, 2003

R.I.P. - ED NORTON


(address....the....ball)

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Thu - October 30, 2003

SIR PAUL A DAD AT 61....


...or is he?

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Wed - October 22, 2003

CREEPY, ALIEN-LIKE GUY ALLEGES BATTERY AT HANDS OF OLD BROAD


ok, so maybe I'm not ready for the Post yet.

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Thu - October 9, 2003

Jungle Cat Bonked In Skull With Microphone


Tanning Booth Warrior Injured

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Tue - October 7, 2003

More Details Emerge About The Widow Cobain's Rampage


OK, Just One Detail

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Sat - October 4, 2003

Tough Times For The Widow Cobain


If Only You Knew Her The Way I Do

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Fri - October 3, 2003

George Costanza Returns To TV (sort of)


Gratuitous Tom Arnold Reference Below

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Wed - October 1, 2003

Two Musical Icons With A Lot In Common


Like, Big Legal Fees

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Mon - September 29, 2003

Concert Suicide Foiled


GG Allin unreachable for comment

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Sun - September 28, 2003

50 Cent moves to the home state of Monoman


Clint Conley, Joe Lieberman, Wayne Rogers and Moby unavailable for comment.

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