Sun - October 31, 2004
R. Kelly's Legal Team Vs. Jim DeRogatis
Posted at 08:31 PM Read More
Fri - October 29, 2004
Dean Reed, Remembered
Posted at 01:26 AM Read More
Sun - October 24, 2004
Possible Musical Guest For Next Week's SNL?
Posted at 06:14 PM Read More
Non-Talent In Lipsynch Malfunction
Posted at 05:58 PM Read More
Sat
- October 23, 2004
Sizemore's Hitting (On Women) Streak
Posted at 08:25 AM Read More
Fri - October 22, 2004
Shitty Musician's Toilet Malfunction
Posted at 12:21 PM Read More
Wed - October 20, 2004
Anachronistic Exploiter Of Lady-Folk, Cancelled
Posted at 06:51 PM Read More
Tue - October 19, 2004
Widow Cobain Hunts For Young Meat
Posted at 04:45 PM Read More
Mon - October 11, 2004
Mrs. Ozzy, Very Much Alive
Posted at 01:37 PM Read More
Tue - October 5, 2004
Q : Why Do Canadians Do It Doggie Style?
Posted at 09:04 PM Read More
Mon - October 4, 2004
Janet Leigh, RIP
Posted at 02:37 PM Read More
Mon - September 27, 2004
Uncomfortable Looking Tall Guy To Get Promotion (In 5 Years)
Posted at 07:48 PM Read More
Sun - September 26, 2004
"Hustle" - Casting Calamity
Posted at 09:10 PM Read More
Wed - September 22, 2004
Russ Meyer, RIP
Posted at 12:42 PM Read More
Tue - September 21, 2004
Cuban On Trump
Posted at 02:01 AM Read More
Thu - September 16, 2004
Roy Recalls Jumbo Kitty Klawing
Posted at 12:31 AM Read More
Tue - September 7, 2004
Zero Talent/Highway Menace Curbed
Posted at 05:16 PM Read More
Sun - September 5, 2004
Crap Town, Named & Shamed
Posted at 08:14 PM Read More
Tue - August 31, 2004
Bobby Knight As The New Ray Romano
Posted at 04:39 PM Read More
Mon - August 23, 2004
Sick Of Poker Games On TV?..
...Then You'll Love ESPN's New Dramatic Series
About People Playing Poker
Posted at 05:43 PM Read More
Thu - August 12, 2004
When In Doubt, Just Bring Steve Spandau Ballet Back From The Dead
Posted at 09:10 AM Read More
Mon - August 9, 2004
Possible New Addition To The Sirius Satellite Lineup
Posted at 04:38 PM Read More
Rick James, pt. II
Posted at 09:04 AM Read More
Sat
- August 7, 2004
"This Is Not Martha's Vineyard"
Posted at 05:45 PM Read More
Fri - August 6, 2004
He's Dead, Bitch : Rick James, 1948-2004
Posted at 02:52 PM Read More
Thu - July 15, 2004
Unfunny Lady Sacked By Diet-Swill Company
Posted at 08:57 AM Read More
Mon - July 12, 2004
A Reason For People With No Money To Watch CNBC
Posted at 06:38 AM Read More
Sat
- July 10, 2004
ITV In Non-Sucky Programming Shock
Posted at 04:39 PM Read More
Tue - July 6, 2004
Eric Douglas Checks Out
Posted at 06:16 PM Read More
Fri - July 2, 2004
Marlon Brando, RIP
Posted at 11:33 AM Read More
Mon - June 21, 2004
Miss Ross' "Gift" To Greenwich, CT
Posted at 08:00 PM Read More
Tue - June 15, 2004
Wanted : Singer, Good At Hanging Around
Posted at 09:55 AM Read More
Sun - June 13, 2004
Wish List
Posted at 05:25 PM Read More
Tue - June 8, 2004
Bullshit Awards Show Postponed In Wave Of Grief
Posted at 02:21 PM Read More
Wed - June 2, 2004
Fuckin' A, It's "Fucking USA"
Posted at 05:06 PM Read More
Sun - May 30, 2004
Songs For The Deaf
Posted at 02:31 PM Read More
Tue - May 25, 2004
Stop Looking At Her Teeth
Posted at 04:47 AM Read More
Tue - May 18, 2004
Tony Randall In Neat Freak Heaven
Posted at 03:03 PM Read More
Sun - May 16, 2004
2nd Biggest Comeback Of All Time...
Posted at 12:13 PM Read More
Fri - May 14, 2004
Seriously, Dude, There's Nothing Else On
Posted at 11:12 AM Read More
Wed - May 12, 2004
Drunker Than Your Average Bear
Posted at 06:16 PM Read More
Mon - May 10, 2004
Turgid 'Tard TV From Deposed Blowhard
Posted at 05:25 AM Read More
Sat
- May 8, 2004
Puttin' It All In Perspective
Posted at 07:43 PM Read More
Wed - May 5, 2004
Dirty Den - Not Ready For His Close Up
Posted at 06:40 PM Read More
Sun - May 2, 2004
"Matrix" Guy Prepares For Big Switcheroo
Posted at 11:36 AM Read More
Fri - April 30, 2004
Historic Ballpark Desecrated By Lame Musical Act
Posted at 10:33 PM Read More
Mon - April 26, 2004
Billy Joel Graduates From Mitch "Blood" Green Driving Academy
Posted at 10:19 AM Read More
NASA Freaked Out By Disaster Flick
Posted at 12:57 AM Read More
Wed - April 21, 2004
Suge Aids Army Brats
Posted at 05:54 PM Read More
Mon - April 19, 2004
Spacey Bashed In Park
Posted at 05:44 AM Read More
Sun - April 18, 2004
Retarded TV Show To Celebrate Crap Vocalists
Posted at 06:48 PM Read More
Fri - April 16, 2004
Dodger Ticket Sales Mysteriously Spike
Posted at 03:17 PM Read More
Sun - April 11, 2004
No-Fun DVD Player Introduced
Posted at 01:48 PM Read More
Thu - April 8, 2004
Imp Of The Perverse, An Easy Target
Posted at 04:04 PM Read More
Fri - March 19, 2004
Dead Pool Closed - J.J. Jackson Dead At 62
Posted at 04:24 PM Read More
Thu - March 18, 2004
More Legal Woes For The Widow Cobain
Posted at 09:28 AM Read More
Tue - March 16, 2004
Ben Schwartz Reports From Beverly Hills
Posted at 06:44 PM Read More
Mon - March 15, 2004
Gettin' Crabby With Eamon
Posted at 11:33 AM Read More
Tue - March 9, 2004
Ben Schwartz Goes Headhunting On Behalf Of MLB
Posted at 05:59 AM Read More
Fri - February 27, 2004
Unfunny Ex-Chat Show Hostess Marries A Woman
Posted at 03:36 PM Read More
Tue - February 24, 2004
Sponge Disposed Of
Posted at 06:21 PM Read More
Wed - February 18, 2004
Obsolete Camera Co. Warns Against Shaking It
Posted at 11:06 AM Read More
Tue - February 10, 2004
It Could Be Bigger Than Dave Navarro's Autobiography
Posted at 01:46 PM Read More
Wed - February 4, 2004
Minor Talent Axed From Unwatchable Sporting Event
Posted at 07:19 PM Read More
Tue - February 3, 2004
Puritans Flip Out, Universe Explodes
Posted at 05:39 PM Read More
Thu - January 29, 2004
R. Kelly Can Pick His Nose But He Can't Pick His Friends
Posted at 03:26 PM Read More
Wed - January 28, 2004
If Jerry Lewis Can Beat Steriods, Why Can't Jason Giambi?
Posted at 06:49 AM Read More
Sun - January 25, 2004
Video Rentals Are Your Best Entertainment Value
Posted at 04:34 PM Read More
Sun - January 18, 2004
Freak(s), Liquids, etc.
Posted at 06:43 AM Read More
Thu - January 15, 2004
We're All Torn Up
Posted at 06:39 PM Read More
Fri - January 2, 2004
Komodo-mania
Posted at 04:24 PM Read More
Tue - December
30, 2003
Farrakhan & Michael - Why Did It Take So Long?
Posted at 04:04 PM Read More
Fri - December
26, 2003
Michael Jackson on "60 Minutes"
Posted at 05:00 PM Read More
Sun - December
7, 2003
MORE DWARF COMEDY RELATED VIOLENCE
Posted at 04:04 AM Read More
Fri - November 21, 2003
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
Hertz had no White Broncos available yesterday,
so...
Posted at 09:50 AM Read More
Thu - November 20, 2003
LIZ SMITH WEEPS FOR MICHAEL
"I hope you all get to see 'Taboo'
before naysayers pull its wings off."
Posted at 12:58 PM Read More
MARSHALL : SAY IT AINT SO
The Source reveals tape of Eminem Getting Slurry
In a Hurry
Posted at 12:45 AM Read More
Sat
- November 15, 2003
GOTTI DROPS "MURDER", CSTB DROPS THE "B"
for the good of the community
Posted at 01:51 PM Read More
Thu - November 13, 2003
DRUGGED UP, ANGRY LADY PLEADS NOT GUILTY
even in a stressful moment, Ms. Love has sage
advice for us all
Posted at 01:04 PM Read More
Tue - November 11, 2003
R.I.P. - ED NORTON
(address....the....ball)
Posted at 04:50 PM Read More
Thu - October 30, 2003
SIR PAUL A DAD AT 61....
...or is he?
Posted at 05:22 PM Read More
Wed - October 22, 2003
CREEPY, ALIEN-LIKE GUY ALLEGES BATTERY AT HANDS OF OLD BROAD
ok, so maybe I'm not ready for the Post yet.
Posted at 03:25 PM Read More
Thu - October 9, 2003
Jungle Cat Bonked In Skull With Microphone
Tanning Booth Warrior Injured
Posted at 12:08 PM Read More
Tue - October 7, 2003
More Details Emerge About The Widow Cobain's Rampage
OK, Just One Detail
Posted at 12:34 PM Read More
Sat
- October 4, 2003
Tough Times For The Widow Cobain
If Only You Knew Her The Way I Do
Posted at 03:49 PM Read More
Fri - October 3, 2003
George Costanza Returns To TV (sort of)
Gratuitous Tom Arnold Reference
Below
Posted at 11:35 AM Read More
Wed - October 1, 2003
Two Musical Icons With A Lot In Common
Like, Big Legal Fees
Posted at 05:42 AM Read More
Mon - September 29, 2003
Concert Suicide Foiled
Posted at 06:25 PM Read More
Sun - September 28, 2003
50 Cent moves to the home state of Monoman
Clint Conley, Joe Lieberman, Wayne Rogers and
Moby unavailable for comment.
Posted at 02:04 PM Read More
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