Sun - October 31, 2004

Allman Bros. Fan Disses W



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Wed - October 27, 2004

Goths 4 Bush



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Mon - October 25, 2004

Widow Cobain As The Election's Hot Topic



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Sun - October 24, 2004

The L Word, Pt. II



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Thu - October 21, 2004

Ketchup Lady Apologizes To Laura Bush



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Tue - October 19, 2004

No Writing In Ed "Too Tall" Jones For President, Either



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Sun - October 17, 2004

The L Word



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Thu - October 14, 2004

How's This For A Global Test?



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Gary Glitter For President



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Wed - October 13, 2004

The Wonderful Image Of Bill O'Reilly Masturbating Over The Phone



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Tue - October 12, 2004

From Hall of Fame To Damaged Brain



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Fri - October 8, 2004

Battle Of The Bulge


The "W" Stands For "Wild 'Bout Belial"

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Pay No Attention To The Men Behind The Curtain



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Sat - October 2, 2004

Fair, Balanced...and Totally Made-Up



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Thu - September 30, 2004

Learning B Good



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Sat - September 25, 2004

It's Official : Young People Suck



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Fri - September 24, 2004

The Family Business



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Tue - September 14, 2004

If You Don't Continue Giving MLB's Owners Money To Throw At Bush...


...then the terrorists have already won.

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Sun - September 5, 2004

Dad, Can I Borrow The M1/A2 Abrahams Battle Tank?



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Sat - September 4, 2004

Austrian History, Arnie-Style



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Mon - August 30, 2004

New G.O.P. Consultant Revealed



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Fri - August 20, 2004

The Brains & Money Behind The Kerry Smear Campaign



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Thu - August 19, 2004

Don't Call It A Comeback : Piscopo For Governor



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Thu - August 12, 2004

NJ Gov. Busts Out Of The Closet



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Fri - August 6, 2004

Racist Turd Wins TN Congressional Primary



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Thu - August 5, 2004

Mostly Dull Rockers Join Forces To Topple Emperor



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Wed - July 28, 2004

"Deep Throat" Swallowed By Grim Reaper



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Mon - July 26, 2004

Nutty Rich Broad Flips Out On Coupon Shopper Editor



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Wed - July 21, 2004

Cock Block The Vote, Pt. II



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Sat - July 17, 2004

Senator Nuge



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Fri - June 18, 2004

Cockblock The Vote



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Mon - June 7, 2004

On A Mission From G-d



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Sat - June 5, 2004

The Gipper Dead At 93



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Thu - June 3, 2004

Seperated At Birth



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Because You Can't Fire 25 Players...



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Tue - May 11, 2004

Why Bother Polling The Lazy?



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Sat - March 20, 2004

Mission Of Bullshit



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Sun - February 29, 2004

Read The Fine Print



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Blowing National Security



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Thu - February 19, 2004

LOW IQ PREZ "TROUBLED" BY SAME SEX MATRIMONY



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Fri - February 13, 2004

Move Over Karl Rove, Here's Moby



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Mon - February 2, 2004

Moron, Potential Kerry Running Mate, Boards Plane With Knife



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Wed - January 21, 2004

George W's Roid Rage



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Wed - January 14, 2004

Emperor Proposes Insane Waste Of Cash



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Thu - January 8, 2004

Bush League



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