12.17.10

Akron Baseball Club Announces Molecular Gastronomy Seminar

Posted in Baseball, Food at 1:00 pm by

(photo swiped from Ben’s Biz Blog)

OK, not quite, but I couldn’t come up with a short enough headline that suggested that residents of LeBron’s hometown were so despondent, they were about to commit suicide-by-wiener. “This is a food item that’s going to generate a lot of fan interest and a lot of full stomachs,” gushes Akron Aeros assistant GM Dan Foust of the Eastern League club’s plans to serve what they’re calling “The Three Dog Night” ; what Ben Hill of Ben’s Biz Blog describes as “a hot dog stuffed inside a brat stuffed inside a kielbasa, placed on a hoagie roll and then slathered with sauerkraut and spicy stadium mustard.”

Apparently, The Three Dog Night is the brainchild of the same evil genius who concocted The Homewrecker for the Charleston RiverDogs, which by all rights, appears to be a far more dangerous item to offer without making fans sign a waiver of some sort.

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