03.30.06

Anna & Kris Benson : Splitsville

Posted in Baseball, History's Great Hook-Ups at 7:45 pm by

It’s being reported, well, all over the place, that Orioles P Kris Benson and his (cough) outspoken model-slash-activist wife Anna have filed for divorce.

Though I first suspected Jon Solomon’s Kris Benson voodoo doll might have someting to do with this, one of CSTB’s inside sources in Charm City reports there’s someone else in the Baltimore organization who might’ve come between the couple. I’m sworn to secrecy on this and can only reveal that the gentleman in question brings a long history of pitching success to the Orioles and is sporting a rather new tattoo.

If you’re skeptical, hey, so was I. I really didn’t think Leo was Kris’ type.

3 Responses to “Anna & Kris Benson : Splitsville”

  1. SS says:

    The NL Cy Young race is going to be absolutely fierce this season.

  2. SS says:

    The AL Cy Young race, even.

  3. Jon Solomon says:

    1. Let’s see if Anna can get her web site updated as fast as T.O. did.

    2. Will the divorce papers have a “fifty free times up the ass for real” clause?

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