09.27.06

Any More Football Questions, Folks?

Posted in Gridiron, Sports TV at 2:38 pm by

“When I find out what the hell’s  going on, I’ll you know. I’m not gonna be interrogated.”

Crack reporter Michael Irvin and Arena Football exec Deion Sanders
have each passed along Owens’ denials of a suicide attempt.

As the story crosses from the comic to the tragic and back again, on the bright side, at least Mike Vanderjagt is under a bit less scrutiny.

Bob Ley, not given to overstatement, introduced Chris Mortensen today as “someone with more NFL contacts than any human alive.” I’d be pretty keen to meet the dog, chimp or dolphin that has a better hookup than Mort.

2 Responses to “Any More Football Questions, Folks?”

  1. kt says:

    Bob Ley, not given to overstatement, introduced Chris Mortensen today as “someone with more NFL contacts than any human alive.”

    i don’t think ‘human’ is the key word so much as ‘alive’ is. espn didn’t want a repeat of the embarrassment of thowing it to “someone with more NFL contacts than any human” and having the camera pan to a shot of will mcdonough’s headstone.

  2. Rog says:

    Parcells looks like he’s getting his wiener sucked under the desk.

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