…I think I’d greatly prefer the Mets marketing department proposed something like “We’re Not Gonna Roll Over & Die Night”. They don’t have to give away t-shirts or distract Justin Turner from the serious business of
reading obscene tweets pregame preparation. They merely have to SHOW UP and act like they give a shit.
Failing that, there’s always “Throw Batteries At Chipper Night”.
(ADDENDUM : First person who proposes Adult Diapers Night at Citi Field is banned from CSTB comments for at least two weeks)