Can't Stop The Bleeding » Ben Schwartz to Parrotheads : Fuck Off

09.06.05

Ben Schwartz to Parrotheads : Fuck Off

Posted in Baseball at 1:06 pm by

Writes Ben,

I try to love the Cubs, I really do. I consider myself the loyal opposition when it comes to their owners, the GOP rubber stamping machine known as The Tribune Corporation. I put up with the ugly merch, the crummy ballpark, fans who believe in a “curse,” the exit of Steve Stone (which made this season hard to watch), that ghoulish statue of Harry Caray out front of Wrigley, Billy Corgan, and despite all my complaining, I put up with their “lovable loser” status in the hopes they might just win. I try to love the Cubs. But today, after seeing this, I just can’t. I may be out the rest of the season.

4 Responses to “Ben Schwartz to Parrotheads : Fuck Off”

  1. kt says:

    not exactly on topic but i was at reckless yesterday and they had stacks of zwan cd’s for “four dollars and change?” giving me the impression that they might come down a little if you thought that was too steep.

  2. hstencil says:

    hey, they (the parrotheads, not the zwan cds) gotta go somewhere since the gulf coast got destroyed.

  3. ben schwartz says:

    Parrotheads belong at Marlins games. Not to make light of the misery on the Gulf Coast, but I guarantee you, parrotheads will not generate sympathy for the region. The only transplatned Delta musician I need is Muddy Waters.

  4. hstencil says:

    jimmy buffett is from dauphin island, which got hit by katrina. muddy waters’ home of rolling fork, miss. is north of jackson – not really all that near the gulf coast.

    just sayin’.

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