…To Get Shot.
Attention All CSTB Readers In The Greater Austin Area Who Are Particularly Desperate, Homicidal And/Or Really Fucking Patriotic :
6-time World Champion Robert Horry of the San Antonio Spurs will be making a special appearance at the U.S. Army Recruiting Center, 2021 Guadalupe St., today from 5pm to 6pm. Come on down and have your picture taken with one of the greatest clutch performers of his generation. Then, you can engage Big Shot Bob in a spirited debate about our mission in Iraq and ask at what point he’ll do more than simply lend his name, but will be willing to strap it on and sign up for a 3 year hitch himself.