12.20.08

Blunderstruck

Posted in Hockey at 5:00 am by

You knew it probably wasn’t gonna be a good year for the Wichita Thunder when a basketball team moved into their biggest rival’s building and then called themselves the “Thunder.” But at 7-15-2 (that’s a .333 winning percentage) the Central Hockey League cellar-dwellers are three times better than their NBA relation – and more than two times better than the Kansas City Chiefs, which the hockey club is honoring tonight in classic bush-league fashion:

The Wichita Thunder has announced they will host “Carl Peterson – Blame the GM Night” for this Saturday’s home game versus the Rapid City Rush….

Any Thunder fan with the first name “Carl” or the last name “Peterson” will receive free admission to Saturday’s game. Any fan wearing Chiefs gear will receive buy one get one free tickets to the game. Anyone in attendance named “Clark Hunt” will receive Thunder season tickets for the rest of 2008-09.

The Thunder continues their current homestand this Friday and will host “Rod Blagojevich Bribe Night”, where the Thunder will attempt to bribe fans into coming to the game versus the Mississippi Riverkings. Anyone who mentions the promotion at the Thunder office will receive tickets of equal or lesser value to the game on January 28th when the Thunder again hosts Rapid City.


“We realize that much like Blagojevich’s last two weeks and the Chiefs last few years, Thunder fans are likewise disappointed by the last couple seasons of Thunder hockey”, said Thunder general manager Joel T. Lomurno (above). “I’ll gladly take some blame for it, so what better way to thank the fans for their tremendous support and bribing them in to coming to see us play this weekend. In fact if the Thunder don’t score at least six goals this weekend and pick up a couple wins, tickets to Wichita’s home game on Tuesday, January 6th versus Arizona will also be buy one get one free, while additional tickets for season ticketholders will be no charge whatsoever (limit four).”

In other words, first prize, two Thunder tickets. Second prize, four Thunder tickets. Considering the team was unable to score a goal (including all five shootout rounds) during its Teddy Bear Toss last week, those freebie tix were pretty much a given and indeed, though the Thunder lost to beat Mississippi 2-1 Friday.

Update: Correction now appended. Hey, I was just thrilled to have two readers care (even if they do share an IP address). Tonight, the Thunder really did lose 2-1. That’s three goals for the weekend (and five, total, in their last seven games). Freebies all around!

4 Responses to “Blunderstruck”

  1. Vicki Carter says:

    I was at the game last night with Mississippi and I could swear we WON 2-1!!!

  2. Dwight Schrute says:

    Can you read a box score?
    Your entire editorial would have a little more creditability if you had gotten last nights score correct.
    Idiot.

  3. GC says:

    though it appears Mr. Cohen was incorrect about the results of last night’s CHL thriller, the post mostly concerns the Thunder’s promotional efforts. Given that Jason quoted directly from a Thunder press release, i’m not sure which portion strikes you as incredible.

  4. Jason Cohen says:

    Oops, sorry. No excuse not to catch that. Mistakes happen. But what does my credit have to do with it? Obviously I did read the boxscore; I guess the brainlock came from the fact that I was focusing more on the fact that they only scored two goals. Hey, impressive defensive performance (well, by the goalie anyway).

    So, win or lose, can they get four goals tonight?

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