Boomer, Red Sox Talking

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No doubt mindful of how their uptight, all-business clubhouse made things difficult in 2004, the Red Sox have offered LHP David Wells a one-year contract.

(The Sultan Of Sloth weighs Theo Epstein’s proposal versus the fact there isn’t a Red Lobster within 90 miles of Greater Boston)

One Response to “Boomer, Red Sox Talking”

  1. Tommy Hoops says:

    Why would the Red Sox offer a pitching contract to John Green? Yeah, he hit Ron Artest with that cup. But it’s not like that means he can actually throw a baseball.

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