06.02.05
Booze Binge Blamed On Sapp

Carolina’s Kris Jenkins says his alcohol abuse was inspired by Warren Sapp (above). If you’ve seen Sapp dance, this makes perfect sense. From the Associated Press (thanks to Jon Solomon) :
The low point came after the Panthers™ Nov. 7 loss to the Oakland Raiders, when Jenkins was forced to watch Warren Sapp, a player he dislikes intensely, celebrate on Carolina™s field.
Jenkins turned to drinking to get him through the long, lonely days.
œWhen we played Oakland and we lost to Sapp, I stopped going to the games then, Jenkins said Thursday. œI was going to the games up to that point. I couldn™t go to the games anymore. After that, that™s when … I™ve never been an alcoholic, but I upped my consistency of it.
œIt was something where I did a lot more sitting around the house, and I would come in and get treatment, and that was it. I wouldn™t do anything. If I had my son, I™d take care of him but if I didn™t, I wouldn™t do anything.
As hard as it is to believe that one rival player could send Jenkins into such a funk, he said that all his problems escalated after that game.
œI hate him. Everybody says I™m supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him, Jenkins said. œ He talks too much, he doesn™t make sense, he™s fat, he™s sloppy, he acts like he™s the best thing since sliced bread. He™s ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.
œNot too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don™t know how he does it.
Messages left with the Raiders were not immediately returned.
œNot to speak for Warren, but I wouldn™t even waste his time bringing this to his attention, said Drew Rosenhaus, Sapp™s agent.
dare i ask under what circumstances was kris jenkins giving warren sapp a soul smell?