02.18.06

Bruce Jacobs’ Fear Of A Bryant Gumbel Planet

Posted in Sports Radio at 2:30 am by

Filling in for Ben Maller this morning, Fox Sports Radio’s Bruce Jacobs — already renowned for his insightful views on the French — decided to take exception to Bryant Gumbel’s recent televised remarks that were critical of the Winter Olympic Games.

“Blacks aren’t allowed to ski? Blacks can’t ice skate? I wasn’t aware there were all these buildings that blacks weren’t allowed into.”

“Bryant Gumbel, social commentator. Still cheating on the wife, B.? Still chasing after everything in a short skirt? I think that’s a fair question to ask.”

(a tape recording of “Blazing Saddles’” Cleavon Little asking “Where all the white women at?” is played)

“That was Bryant Gumbel walking into a bar.”

2 Responses to “Bruce Jacobs’ Fear Of A Bryant Gumbel Planet”

  1. notorius says:

    Based on Bruced Jacobs criteria for a fair question, I am going to start asking all my professors what the size of their genitalia is.

  2. Cowboy says:

    Bruce Jacobs,like all right-wingers,is a whiny,bigoted piece of s***!!!!!!!!!!!

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