03.25.05

Cactus League Tilt Cancelled On Account Of Dubious Grooming Products

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Oliver said he had no idea why the bees picked on him, although he guessed that his hair gel may have attracted them.

“Coconut oil or something,” he said. “I smell good, I guess.”

2 Responses to “Cactus League Tilt Cancelled On Account Of Dubious Grooming Products”

  1. muckdog says:

    Hah, pretty funny. I found this blog by searching for Gene Scott, and have been laughing ever since. Well done!

  2. Homer J says:

    What? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

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