Can The NFL Produce Something As Awful As Sandfrog? Dallas’ Doubly Offense Line Might Be Up To The Challenge
“These guys must be great,” exults The Landry Hat about Free Reign, an aspiring metal quartet featuring Dallas Cowboys offensive linemen Leonard Davis, Marc Colombo and Cory Proctor. “They are so good that ESPN refused to release even a few seconds of the live footage of these guys blasting their free rock music.” That’s certainly one way of looking at it (and sadly, their videos aren’t so hard to find). You could also say Free Reign are so accomplished, they’ve signed with the same Australian label responsible for bringing you the vocal stylings of such arias as Tim “Ripper” Owens and Chris Jericho (despite their sole upcoming gig being a DeMarcus Ware fundraiser). Musical attributes aside, I take this as yet another sign Wade Phillips has no control over his locker room. Surely during Jimmy Johnson’s heyday, a band like this could’ve at least done a one-off with Metalblade.