03.03.10

Cardinal Porn: Chuck Liddell Nude Workout Tape Filmed at Brad Penny’s House

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[Tony LaRussa's favorite couple: steroid tell-all author and McGwire accuser Jose Canseco and current embarrassment to the Cardinals org, poker-queen Miss Heidi Northcott.]

I’m happy to accuse the St. Louis Cardinals of almost anything, but soft core porn?  Who knew I’d be given the gift today of learning that the video of mixed martial arts bruiser Chuck Liddel and girlfriend Heidi Northcott working out nude was filmed at the home of St. Louis Cardinal Brad Penny?  As to what people do in the privacy of their own homes, I could care less.  However, if I can expand the current list of Cardinal embarrassments “ a DADT policy for injured players, an utterly unbelievable bubble of steroid denial from Tony LaRussa, the on-going family drama of baby-swatting former drug user Mark McGwire, not to mention the annual emotional dramas La Genius struggles with over perceived slights “ if I can add to that laundry list providing production facilities for soft-core fetish shoots, I’m only too happy to do so.  The odd thing is that the nude workout video was made without Liddell or Northcott’s knowledge, and they claim not to know who made it.   So, yes, I’ll be watching Brad Penny and the DL closely this year, looking for broken bones, concussions, busted noses, lost teeth, or anything else that might smack of a mixed martial arts ass-kicking.

The story and much-viewed video can be found here, with the AP reporting that Liddell “claims to have been at the house of Cardinals pitcher Brad Penny when he and Heidi ‘thought it would be funny’ to exercise naked. Liddell denies knowing who shot the footage, and while he does not sound particularly angry about the video, he says explaining it to his children is ‘hard.’”

8 Responses to “Cardinal Porn: Chuck Liddell Nude Workout Tape Filmed at Brad Penny’s House”

  1. Bez says:

    You forgot about all the drunk driving busts. And the existence of Scott Spiezio.

  2. nelson says:

    sorry to be grammatical, but it should be “couldn’t” care less. as a white sox fan, i could care less about the cardinals. i could not less about hockey.

  3. Rog says:

    …he says explaining it to his children is ‘hard.’

    That’s what she said!!!

  4. Ben Schwartz says:

    Nelson, thanks for the grammar lesson. Btw, it’s spelled “s-o-c-k-s.”

    Ben

  5. Ben Schwartz says:

    Bez — thanks, of course, for the reminder of LaRussa’s own legal problems. I also forgot his lawsuit against Twitter for the fake LaRussa tweets.

  6. Timothy Cook says:

    I have had my suspicions about the Cardinals for some time now, Ben. My fears are now confirmed.

  7. Will Miller says:

    Hey there,you messed up when you put the , next to the So.Get it right next time.And,the on your “Cardinal Porn: Chuck Liddell Nude Workout Tape Filmed at Brad Penny’s House”.I saw it was just he,but it should have been the instead of he.And,it was underlined.All except the t. Better luck next time.

  8. Ben Schwartz says:

    “Will” – given the 11:02 am time stamp and the incoherent drunken rambling, I’m going to have to ask you to post under your real name, as Mr. LaRussa, or just not post at all.

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