12.27.05

Charlie Weis Gets Straight Banged

Posted in Blogged Down, Gridiron at 9:04 pm by

Straight Bangin’s list of “Ten People We Saw Too Much Of In 2005″ includes Will Ferrell (ok, maybe the “Bewitched” movie was a bad idea), Bill Simmons (no argument here), Jamie Foxx, and Notre Dame’s universally beloved Charlie Weiss.

I’m pretty certain that Charlie Weis has a wife. I think her name is Maura. I could be wrong, but this is the information I’m going with. Why am I writing about her? Well, I guess I just wonder if she is satisfied. You know, sexually. I mean, her husband’s dick is in so many mouths so often that I can’t imagine he has much left for her.

One Response to “Charlie Weis Gets Straight Banged”

  1. notorius says:

    I find stories of Weis beating the odds and eating his way out of a successful stomach stapling surgery quite fascinating.

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