10.19.11

Chuck Knoblauch Resists The Urge To Market An “I MAIMED OLBERMANN’S MOM” T-Shirt

Posted in Baseball, Fashion, The Marketplace at 8:36 pm by

The Official Chuck Knoblauch Online Store is up and running ladies and gentlemen, and if the tee on the right isn’t classy enough for you, perhaps one as nonsensical and bound to confuse as the shirt on the left might appeal. It would be interest — just for purely anthropological purposes — to meet the only person on earth who found something funny or provocative about wearing a shirt that read “@ChuckKnoblauch follows me”. But I suspect that’s like hunting for the Loch Ness Monster or trying to cure someone of the yips. All the effort in the world won’t necessarily make it happen.

2 Responses to “Chuck Knoblauch Resists The Urge To Market An “I MAIMED OLBERMANN’S MOM” T-Shirt”

  1. Eric B says:

    I would like to point out that only a slim minority of Bostonians wear socks on their cocks. That is what that says, right?

  2. Rog says:

    That’s how Julianne Moore’s character from 30 Rock would pronounce it…totally inauthentic and obnoxiously.

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