03.31.08

Crucial Opening Day Comment Thread #1 :

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Please take a crack at identifying the contents of Da Meat Hook’s briefcase. Thank you.

10 Responses to “Crucial Opening Day Comment Thread #1 :”

  1. David Roth says:

    My movie-watching experience tells me that suitcases that look like that are always filled with unmarked, non-sequentially numbered $20s. But…that’s obviously ?uestlove of The Roots, and not Dmitri Young. So I’m going to say miniature drumset.

  2. s. says:

    Fun dip. Either that, or the nuclear launch codes.

  3. Matt Cibula says:

    His big expansive baseball-lovin’ heart. Or maybe someone else’s big expansive baseball-lovin’ heart.

    Either way.

  4. Dave says:

    John Patterson’s grisly remains.

  5. kt says:

    a 6 pound spiral cut ham (on the bone).

  6. Ben Schwartz says:

    What’s left of Roger Clemens’ credibility?

  7. Marc says:

    Glavine didn’t do squat tonight and Johan did his job, so I am satisfied.

  8. beedlebaum says:

    Ugh, Dmitri: Never sign for something addressed to Paul LoDuca.

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