Can't Stop The Bleeding

10 Responses to “Crucial Opening Day Comment Thread #1 :”

1. David Roth says:

   3/31/2008 at 11:37 am

   My movie-watching experience tells me that suitcases that look like that are always filled with unmarked, non-sequentially numbered $20s. But…that’s obviously ?uestlove of The Roots, and not Dmitri Young. So I’m going to say miniature drumset.
2. s. says:

   3/31/2008 at 11:46 am

   Fun dip. Either that, or the nuclear launch codes.
3. tbl says:

   3/31/2008 at 11:51 am

   Insulin?
4. Sean says:

   3/31/2008 at 12:03 pm

   Lunch?
5. Matt Cibula says:

   3/31/2008 at 12:10 pm

   His big expansive baseball-lovin’ heart. Or maybe someone else’s big expansive baseball-lovin’ heart.

   Either way.
6. Dave says:

   3/31/2008 at 12:10 pm

   John Patterson’s grisly remains.
7. kt says:

   3/31/2008 at 12:21 pm

   a 6 pound spiral cut ham (on the bone).
8. Ben Schwartz says:

   3/31/2008 at 8:25 pm

   What’s left of Roger Clemens’ credibility?
9. Marc says:

   3/31/2008 at 9:02 pm

   Glavine didn’t do squat tonight and Johan did his job, so I am satisfied.
10. beedlebaum says:

    3/31/2008 at 11:49 pm

    Ugh, Dmitri: Never sign for something addressed to Paul LoDuca.