08.21.08

CSTB Greatest Hits – Career Resurrection Dept.

Posted in Sports TV at 5:53 pm by

(editor’s note : In honor of interweb legend Brian Came finding gainful sports TV employment, let’s make up for a Thursday full of technical difficulties (hint : Time-Warner customer service is every bit as helpful and competent as Logan Airport security circa September 2001) with a CSTB post from last August 20th entitled The œBoom, Goes The Dynamite Guy Might Have A Future After All”.)

Countless viewers across New England have swooned over the good looks and all-around journalistic chops of WHDH’s Matt Lorch, and surely some of those fans have wondered (perhaps seconds before ejaculating), “where exactly did this multitalented young man come from?”

I really don’t mean to give Lorch a hard time over a bad day suffered ages ago. After all, Tom Ellis had worse moments like this much further into his career, sadly before anyone had the presence of mind to save them for YouTube.

2 Responses to “CSTB Greatest Hits – Career Resurrection Dept.”

  1. A WHDH broadcast has the news value of a National Lampoon Ad over a urinal. This all makes perfect sense.

  2. warmowski says:

    Who were the Shukagoboze? They sounded like they were kind of exciting.

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