08.02.12

CSTB’s Not-Quite Greatest Hits Continued : Bobby Abreu, Craigslist Sensation

Posted in Baseball, History's Great Hook-Ups, Internal Affairs at 3:50 pm by

(EDITOR’S NOTE : with today’s news that the Dodgers have designated OF Bobby Abreu for assignment, you might think this a proper occasion to reflect on the 16-year MLB vet’s storied career. In which case, perhaps you’d like to start your own fucking blog? Without further ado, from July 6, 2007, here’s a CSTB post entitled, “We Have No Reason To Believe Michael Kay Placed The Following Advertisement”)

On the bright side, at least somebody is doing something to ease tensions between Venezuela and the United States.

Looking for a ‘Bobby Abreu type’ ass – 30 (Upper East Side)

Looking for a Bobby Abreu (best outfielder in MLB!) butt double to perform some world-class rear oral service. I want to meet you and give you the best rear oral attention you’ve ever had. NSA. I’m in good shape, good looking, laid back, discreet, drug & disease free, bi, masculine, have a hurricane tongue and serious. Just have a BA ass and leave the rest to me. Straight athletic/muscular Venezuelan men are first choice. Let’s have some fun.

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