08.20.14

Cubs GM Jed Hoyer Insists His Grounds Crew Do A Wonderful Job (Despite Evidence To The Contrary)

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After a tarp-laying miscalculation that one down-with-the-cultural-zeitgeist columnist likened to leaving the Wrigley infield, “as poorly covered as Jane Fonda in ‘Barbarella’”, Cubs GM Jed Hoyer struck a contrite tone after the hosts’ rain-shortened, 2-0 defeat of the Giants last night.  Though you have to wonder, if last night constitutes a great job by the grounds crews, what happens when they really fuck up?  They hold their own Wax Trax! Demolition Night?

One Response to “Cubs GM Jed Hoyer Insists His Grounds Crew Do A Wonderful Job (Despite Evidence To The Contrary)”

  1. Joe B says:

    Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job,

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