01.25.08

Dana Jacobsen Is Not The New Jayne County

Posted in Blogged Down, History's Great Hook-Ups, Sports TV at 3:13 pm by

While the Catholic League would like to forever silence the drunken voice of ESPN’s Dana Jacobsen, The Eddie Kranepool Society‘s Steve Keane writes “after seeing this pic on The Big Lead, I think I’m falling in love.”

I wish I knew Dana Jacobson back in the day like when Max™s Kansas City was the hang out of choice. Just thinking about walking into Max™s with an amazon woman like Jacobson, swilling vodka would make me the envy of every Hell™s Angel member in the place.

And there you have it, folks. Any lady-human-persons who might someday aspire to a career in televised sports broadcasting should know that in their darkest hours, there’s always the added motivation of someday becoming wank fodder for a middle-aged blogger.  Or Mike Ditka.

One Response to “Dana Jacobsen Is Not The New Jayne County”

  1. kranepool says:

    I’m glad you said “Jayne” and not “wayne” even though I knew them as both also I think I’m in that pic (4th from the left)

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