10.26.07

Did Craig Carton Graduate From The Channing Crowder Academy?

Posted in Gridiron, Sports Radio, We Aren't The World at 11:11 am by

Earlier today on WFAN, Boomer Esiason and Craig Carton quizzed former Giants coach Jim Fassel about Big Blue’s weekend sojourn to Wembley Stadium. Predictably, Fassel describe himself as “old school”, and bemoaned what the loss of this game would mean to Miami’s season ticket holders (presumably denied a chance to witness their club going 0-16). Carton joined the chorus of derision, insisting “the flight will take 2-3 days”.

I’d hate to characterize Carton as frighteningly ignorant, so instead I’ll merely suggest he might be very relieved to find out there’s an entire civilization beyond the tri-state area. Either that, or he needs a new travel agent.

5 Responses to “Did Craig Carton Graduate From The Channing Crowder Academy?”

  1. David Roth says:

    To be fair to Carton, the Dolphins are going to London in an olde timey steam ship. They left on Wednesday and should arrive before game time. Can’t beat that old-time glamour. No one can tell me Zach Thomas doesn’t appreciate it.

  2. kranepool says:

    I think they leased the pirate ship at Raymond James stadium in Tampa and they will be wearing real throwback unis. Helmets with little belt buckles on the front and square tip football cleats. The G-Men are going throwback as well by bring Frank Giffords old face to Wenbley.

  3. Boomer says:

    Carton sucks… he’s beyond boring. He’s also obnoxious, unintelligent, and uninspiring. Carton needs to be shit-canned immediately and permanently taken off the airwaves.

  4. Francessa says:

    Carton is a twat, get this bald a-hole off the air, dumb piece of shit says “right” like the twat that he is and he’s an idiot, get his annoying voice off the air.

  5. Marco says:

    To the poster above regarding Carton’s annoying ‘right’ rant–he now has more than earned the even more annoying nickname of Dudley Jew right…he’s a complete a hole–has no place on any NY station, and should be sent to Montana. Go have your mindless sex with wild animals.

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