01.30.05

Dr. Kinsey, Step Aside…

Posted in Blogged Down at 1:38 pm by

..and make way for Baseball Musings’ David Pinto, who writes :

Mike Piazza was married Saturday to Alicia Rickter of Playboy and Baywatch fame.

I guess this means he’s not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. :-)

Indeed, there could be no more irrefutable evidence of a man’s heterosexuality than his getting married to a lady, especially in a highly publicized ceremony.

3 Responses to “Dr. Kinsey, Step Aside…”

  1. kt says:

    yeah, if he were gay would he get married? to a woman? i’m sure he just got to that age where he’d sown all his wild oats and wanted to settle down, just as rock hudson and elton john before him had.

  2. ben schwartz says:

    KT – you mean he shaved his beard and then married one?

  3. william says:

    i thought the samaller headline said, “Piazza ties knob”.