ie., the Wilpons hope to pack The Great Lawn II with pathetic suckers loyal fans willing to pay $200 per head to sleep on the same gorgeous turf on which Lucas Duda has misplayed countless fly balls.

In addition to the sleepover, fans will enjoy a ballpark fare dinner buffet in FanFest, late night snack in the Modell’s Clubhouse, and breakfast. Attendees will also have the opportunity meet Mr. and Mrs. Met.

While this does sound like the worst camping experience this side of the Austin Psych Fest, “the opportunity to Mr. and Mrs. Met” is a difficult one to pass up, especially if Hillary Clinton’s been giving the latter some advice on how to handle her husband’s public transgressions, they remove their heads to reveal Kris and Anna Benson.inflatable waterslides