A Scituate, MA kiddie league soccer coach has resigned after naming his squad of 6 & 7 year-old girls “Green Death” and advocating a diet of “undercooked red meat”. The Boston Herald’s Joe Dwinell reports on the region’s most hard-wired gaffer this side of the Hooded Casanova.
œI believe winning is fun and losing is for losers, Michael Kinahan wrote in a letter to the kids on his team.
Kinahan went on in his welcoming letter to compel his players to be ready to hit the pitch playing like a œMichael Vick pit bull.
The coach warned parents he wouldn™t tolerate them planted on the sidelines œin their LL Bean chairs sipping mocha-latte-half-caf-chinos and not cheering.
Kinahan told parents and players to prepare for œbumps, bruises and even bleed a little, – and vowed to œheckle the young referees.
Kinahan told the Herald last night his letter was a mix of œsuburban satire and a challenge to compete.
œI stand by my comments. This isn™t two hours of free babysitting, Kinahan said.
Without knowing much about Kinahan’s credentials, this does seem like an awful lot of work just to get mentioned on Jim Rome’s radio show.