01.16.11

Gang Green’s Bart Scott : A Very Sore Winner

Posted in Gridiron, Sports TV at 10:59 pm by

I’m not going to argue that the Hooded Casanova wasn’t thoroughly outcoached by his swinging J-E-R-K-S rival earlier today, nor will I contest that when Tom Brady‘s receiving corps weren’t well blanketed, they were just as likely to be dropping catchable balls.  No, instead, I’d rather we all wonder just how scared out of his mind Sal Paolantonio must’ve been when standing inches away from the blast furnace otherwise known as Bart Scott.

2 Responses to “Gang Green’s Bart Scott : A Very Sore Winner”

  1. Brian McPherson says:

    I love the “can’t stop a nosebleed” line. Dude is funny.

  2. David Roth says:

    If Paolantonio has to interview him again, he’s going to do it from behind a riot police shield, I’m sure. And be totally justified in doing so. Yikes.

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