01.23.07

Henin-Hardenne Separating From Husband; Headline Writers Cheer

Posted in Tennis at 10:35 pm by

Ahem, unless GC has posted this and I’ve missed it …

I am only slightly amused by Justine Henin-Hardenne separating from her husband because I am a sports copy editor and nothing sucks worse than “Henin-Hardenne” in any sort of headline fit, let alone a one-column order. So, bravo to you, Justine. I’m sure my work complications are just the sort of thing you had in mind when you separated from Pierre-Yves.

But I gotta know: Who gets the hyphen in the settlement? *Rimshot* But seriously, folks, this should fulfill CSTB’s tennis obligations for the year. Thank you.

2 Responses to “Henin-Hardenne Separating From Husband; Headline Writers Cheer”

  1. john says:

    John McEnroe must be excited.

  2. GC says:

    fulfill the tennis obligations? Fuck that, Kevin. It’s gonna be Jeff Tarrango Central around here, just to spite you!

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