09.26.06

Henry, Arsenal Top Group G

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Arsenal 2, FC Porto 0


The Gunners find themselves 2 points ahead of their Champions League Group G rivals tonight, courtesy of a Thierry Henry strike and subsequent Alexander Hieb goal, neatly set up by Henry and Williams Gallas.

Much as I wish that was the day’s biggest soccer story, a source no less reliable than Sharon Osbourne claims former England manager Sven Goran Eriksson is having trouble selling his £2.6million Regents Park home. If potential buyers aren’t put off by the glass toilet, they might have a problem with the naked portrait of Nancy Dell™Olio.  Presumably said portrait could be removed, but the notion of Nancy’s visage being so terrifiying that Ericksson was forced to shave several hundred thousand pounds from the asking price proved irresistable to The Sun.

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