The above tee is selling for $9.99 at the Texas supermarket chain HEB. Conspicuous by their absence are the name or logo of the football team T.O. toils for, though the popcorn obscuring his face is a rather nice touch. Considering that Owens dropped the “getcha popcorn ready” bon mot in advance of a showdown with Randy Moss the former came out on the short end of, it’s a little weird anyone considers it an effective slogan. Then again, just because the shirt’s for sale, that doesn’t mean anyone is buying it.