01.31.07

Invasion Of The Mooninites!

Posted in The World Of Entertainment, Total Fucking Terror at 5:26 pm by

…or, if you prefer, Meatwad Vs. Homeland Insecurity

From WBZ.com (link courtesy Jon Solomon) :

The suspicious devices which forced bomb units to scramble across Boston today were actually magnetic lights that are part of a marketing campaign for a television cartoon.

The reports forced the temporary shutdowns of Interstate 93 out of the city, a key inbound roadway, a bridge between Boston and Cambridge, and a portion of the Charles River but were quickly determined not to be explosive.

“It’s a hoax — and it’s not funny,” Gov. Deval Patrick said.

All of the devices are magnetic lights which resemble a character on the show “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”, on Turner Broadcasting’s Cartoon Network.

WBZ has obtained a statement from Turner Broadcasting:

“The “packages” in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger. They are part of an outdoor marketing campaign in 10 cities in support of Adult Swim’s animated television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. They have been in place for two to three weeks in Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco and Philadelphia. Parent company Turner Broadcasting is in contact with local and federal enforcement on the exact locations of the billboards. We regret that they mistakenly thought to pose any danger.”

A total of nine devices were found in Boston and Somerville.

The first device was found at an MBTA subway and bus station located under Interstate 93 on Wednesday morning. The device was detonated and determined to be harmless, but as a precaution the station and the interstate shut down temporarily.

Then, around 1 p.m., four calls came into Boston Police reporting suspicious devices at the Boston University Bridge and the Longfellow Bridge, which both span the Charles River, and the corner of Stuart and Columbus Streets and at the Tufts-New England Medical Center.

Another device was found in Somerville under the McGrath Highway Bridge.

The FBI is assisting Boston police in the investigation. F-B-I spokeswoman Gail Marcinkiewicz says the investigation remains “fluid.” She stresses the devices are NOT related to terrorism.

The trailer for the forthcoming “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie For Theatres” can be found here. The casting of Neil Peart does bring to mind the question, “what about the voice of Geddy Lee?” but I’ll try to suspend cynicism, just this once.

4 Responses to “Invasion Of The Mooninites!”

  1. Jon Solomon says:

    From an article on boston.com:

    A visibly angry Boston Mayor Thomas M. Menino said he would ask the Federal Communications Commission to yank TBS’s broadcasting license for what he called ‘‘an outrageous act to gain publicity for their product.’’

    Jon

  2. GC says:

    yeah, he’s not overreacting just a bit, is he?

    keep in mind, this is the same city where a) the cops shot a girl to death during the ALCS celebrations in 2004 and b) getting on a plane at Logan with a boxcutter should’ve been much, much harder.

    I’m sure there are American cities that would have a much poorer showing when and if the shit hits the fan. I just can’t think of any of them off the top of my head.

  3. G-Fafif says:

    Perhaps the authorities should have worn their Foreigner belts to have warded off such a hot blooded overreaction.

  4. Greg Diener says:

    Bart Oates Unavialable for Comment.

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