02.23.07

Is Jalen Rose The New Mr. Blackwell?

Posted in Basketball, Blogged Down, Fashion, The World Of Entertainment at 11:10 am by

I’ve refrained from watching Fox Sports’ “The Best Damn Sports Show Period” since Tom Arnold’s departure from the program. Though I’m not sure I saw it more than twice beforehand, either. Anyway, Taurine Dream’s Mr. Hotshit College Student interrupted his busy studies and caught a bit of the wit and wisdom from the Wolverine who once observed, “ain’t nothing open at 2am in Detroit but hospitals, jails and legs.”

In the Jalen’s Jumpshots segment the Bulls’ former “maximum player” was asked what he thinks about Britney Spears’ shaved head. I’m not a regular viewer so I’m going to assume that was one of the toughest questions ever asked on the show. Jalen replied negatively, and described Spears as a “cancer patient.”

The positives here? The obvious one is women going through chemo therapy don’t have to worry about Jalen Rose trying to fuck them. I’d say Rose riding the bench in garbage time while the talent-deficient Pat Burke nearly had a double-double is pretty positive too.

2 Responses to “Is Jalen Rose The New Mr. Blackwell?”

  1. It truly is an honor to be categorized on CSTB with a culturally-aware body building physicist , the awesome facial hair of the Sports Bastards, poo purveyor Will Leitch, etc.

  2. GC says:

    I think the culturally aware body building physicist has left the building, so to speak.

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