06.13.05

Jackson Free To Fondle Again

Posted in The Law at 5:08 pm by

The Llama rides, fortified wine and sleeping pills are back on the menu!

Tom Sneddon is on the idiot box right, setting a world record for the most times anyone has uttered “no comment”. I’m willing to stick around and wait for a soundbite from Corey Feldman, but the Texas/Ole Miss game starts in less than an hour. It’s days like this that make me wish I had sprung for picture-in-picture (which I suppose, has occured to Michael anytime “Webster” and “Silver Spoons” are on different channels at the same time).

3 Responses to “Jackson Free To Fondle Again”

  1. Brian Turner says:

    Can I just say that your link to the CNN page on this has *THE* most fucked courtroom sketch in the lower right corner that I have ever seen.

  2. ben schwartz says:

    Corey Feldman’s career is OVER.

  3. David Roth says:

    Jeez, that sketch really is something (awful). It’s cool of George Romero to lend them a Dawn of the Dead storyboard, though.

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