08.28.07

Jiminy! Romney Pal Enjoys Making Contact With Men

Posted in History's Great Hook-Ups, politics, The Mailbag at 11:46 am by

Eye-contact, that is. It’s been a tough week for Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), shown above, right, with an unidentified friend. While the Idaho Statesman reports the gospel-loving public servant has long been dogged by charges of homosexual trysts in public restrooms, one of his former constituents has come to his defense.

Writes Tim Cook, “Surely there must be more successful, alternative methods of obtaining random ass?” adding, “Sen. Craig is said to have a difficult time keeping his feet within the boundary of his restroom stall in the Minneapolis airport. I’m sympathetic to Craig here as I know exactly what it is to panic about missing a flight.”

9 Responses to “Jiminy! Romney Pal Enjoys Making Contact With Men”

  1. matt says:

    posted in “the MALE bag”

    ZINGADINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING.

  2. Michael says:

    C’mon people grow up…as if this hasn’t happened to all of us once/multiple times/often.

  3. GC says:

    why do you think I got a speeding ticket on the way to the airport?

  4. Timothy Cook says:

    http://www.idahostatesman.com/localnews/story/143801.html

    The Idaho Statesman changed the link to the above, for some unknown reason.

    Fascinating to me to see the Statesman cover this at all; this isn’t typically something the paper has to do, print negative allegations against the Conservative status quo.

    But no matter, after Romney and the local special interest groups finsih devouring their own, Idaho will elect some other tool to vote exactly the same way.

  5. Bongo says:

    Timothy Cook said:

    “But no matter, after Romney and the local special interest groups finsih (sic) devouring their own, Idaho will elect some other tool to vote exactly the same way.”

    Indeed, if someone did choose to vote or think differently than Timothy Cook, they would in fact, by definition, be a tool.

  6. WeWanttheFunk says:

    Larry Craig and Bob Allen walk in to a Men’s Room…

  7. Timothy Cook says:

    Bongo–fair point, for sure, but what makes you think I vote?

  8. Bongo says:

    Touche’ Timothy Cook, touche’.

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