02.01.08

Jordan Sues Stalker…

Posted in Basketball, The Law at 6:20 pm by

…when he really oughta take action against whoever came up with those terrible Hanes commercials co-starring Cuba Gooding Jr. We’re supposed to believe MJ is the host of a talk show? Variety hour? Anyhow, the following comes from the Eire Times-News’ Tim Hahn.

Former basketball great Michael Jordan has filed a civil suit against a Meadville woman who claims Jordan fathered her young son.

Lawyers representing Jordan have asked a Crawford County judge to order Lisa A. Miceli to stop contacting Jordan, his family members, his representatives and their family members.

Lawyers claim in the suit, which was filed Wednesday afternoon, that Miceli has sent Jordan and others close to him hundreds of threatening e-mails and voice mails that have “become increasingly violent” over time.

The communications started on Aug. 26, 2005, after DNA testing that Jordan consented to showed he was not the father of Miceli’s 3-year-old son, according to the suit.

I realize Jordan’s a very wealthy businessman, but I’m still impressed he’s gone to the legal system to sort this out. That’s gotta be more inconvenient and expensive than asking Charles Oakley to follow Miceli around the supermarket a few times a week.

3 Responses to “Jordan Sues Stalker…”

  1. Michael says:

    This woman has a blog that makes the guys at MVN almost seem coherent:

    http://mjordanmistress.blogspot.com/

  2. itsmetsforme says:

    wow her blog is a chortling good time. she could get a lot more hits if she broke up her posts a bit.

    i wonder if Mike pushed off her too.

    (i don’t know a lot about basketball. does my joke make any sense?)

  3. Alex says:

    Just tell Oakley that she’s a relative of Tyrone Hill.

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