08.26.05

Ka-Boom(er)! Wells “Losing His Cool” Over ‘Roids

Posted in Baseball at 1:25 am by

From the Associated Press :

Boston Red Sox left-hander David Wells said Thursday that he believes there are major league players probably still using steroids.

œThere™s no question in my mind that there™s a lot of guys out there still that are probably on them, Wells said in an interview on WSKO in Providence. œI mean, they™re just playing Russian Roulette.

Wells said he has been tested for steroids three times this year œand, quite frankly, I™m starting to lose my cool.

He added that the testers should œgo to the guys who have been losing weight dramatically, are not as big as they were last year, listen to their excuses and test them.

3 Responses to “Ka-Boom(er)! Wells “Losing His Cool” Over ‘Roids”

  1. jack says:

    Had David Wells had the initiative to lose any of his weight, would he be tested for steroids?

  2. WisdomWeasel says:

    Boomer is such an idiot that he’s probably lost his steroids, never mind any weight.

  3. Timothy Cook says:

    As a fan of the Seattle Mariners, I only wish that all of Ryan Franklin’s records would be erased from the record books.

    As far as “go(ing) to the guys who have been losing weight dramatically, are not as big as they were last year, listen to their excuses,” I would hope Boomer would talk to Gene Orza about the testing policy, and learn that if medical records by way of steroid tests/blood+fluid analysis were to be released to the players’ respective clubs, getting good contract money for physical freaks for players such as Wells would suddenly be a lot harder. Or, of course, he’ll learn he can just fuck off.